Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Jed Palette Cleanser

Two Jed the Creepy Wankscrote images in a row is simply too much mutantbag for one Wednesday.

So lets cleanse the palette and appreciate that Ubiquitous Red Cup ran the Boston Marathon on Monday.

Or if your palette cleansing veers towards the reflective and introspective rather than the comedic, have some Reflection Pear. If you stare long enough, you will find revelation regarding man’s existential plight. The fruitless pursuit of meaning in a world of unattainable pear.

# posted by douchebag1
10:34 am April, 21 Wedgie said...

Upon reflection, I have decided pears are my favorite fruit.

10:35 am April, 21 Wedgie said...

Well, other than Ricky Martin, that is.

10:35 am April, 21 Fatness said...

Ahhh…ass pear and reflected chest pear. My day is done. And by done I mean it’s nap time after the rub.

10:46 am April, 21 clam fist said...

Just who does she think is going to clean that mirror?

I volunteer.

11:02 am April, 21 Wheezer said...

I chipped another tooth on my monitor. My dentist is also a big fan of ass pear – coincidence?

11:03 am April, 21 Baleen said...

Her farts are like that of le Mistral blowing lavender scented joy through the ancient vinards of the Rhone valley in the south of France where May flowers blossom.

11:12 am April, 21 End the Haberdouchery said...

Excuse me miss, I think someone slipped a masshole into your drink.

11:13 am April, 21 Deltus said...

Upon deep reflection, I find that my mind is soothed of the scars that befell it from looking at Jed. Also? Reflection Pear is HOTT! DAMN, girl! I would fist-fuck a crateful of horny, incontinent porcupines whilst naked, hopped up on meth, and slathered in pheromone-based porcupine bait just for the chance to lick that bathroom she’s in clean twice a week for a month.

11:31 am April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like an Ass Pear ran the race, also

11:39 am April, 21 ashfish said...

A side of ass pear to follow my apple muffin is a great way to start the day. As I stared into the reflection of the deep cleavage abyss I thought, “BOOBIES!”

11:48 am April, 21 Chad Kroeger said...

Reflection pear works similarly to my valium when combined with ill advised co-abuse of Canadian whisky, the years first frozen ice treat and a rimming with bj from Mrs.Kroeger.

11:53 am April, 21 Evil_Redheaded_Stepchild said...

Vin Douchal, Sir, you just made my entire day. Perhaps my entire month. I am indebted. And by indebted I mean in my bunk.

11:54 am April, 21 tall guy said...

Reflection pear. Ripe. Me? Hungry.

12:08 pm April, 21 Bagnonymous said...

@ Vin:

You should’ve renamed that photo “badonkadonk.”

12:31 pm April, 21 Scooby Douche said...

Ahhhh……. All is well in the doucheverse again.

12:50 pm April, 21 Toddjerad said...

Whom ever invented platform stripper shoes should win a nobel peace prize. Where do you keep finding these pears? geesh.

1:06 pm April, 21 The_Postdouchster_General said...

“The fruitless pursuit of meaning in a world of unattainable pear.”

So very bleak, so very postmodern.

Enter the Douche.

2:03 pm April, 21 scrotum pole said...

Kenyan marathoners are expressing concerns that the URC runners will put their worldwide marathon dominance in jeopardy.

BTW, the Ubiquitous Clear Cup runner died of heat stroke in the fourth mile, when temperatures in the costume were recorded in excess of 135 degrees F.

2:53 pm April, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

If only she would come install my mirrors.

3:15 pm April, 21 DarkSock said...

Silly Stripper: coke only sticks to horizontal mirrors!

4:37 pm April, 21 Horace Dangleballs said...

@ End the Haberdouchery 11:15 AM

Not for nothing, we consider “Masshole” to be a compliment.

Any true Bostonian knows the Marathon is pretentious asshat-central. Fuckwits and snobs running around in their complimentary “volunteer” jackets clogging the licensed establishments with orders for Grey Goose and tons of water (Lord forgive me for paraphrasing Stacky.)

The real contest of the day is to start drinking at 8:00 AM “first call” before the 11:05 Red Sox game until last call at 1:00 AM. Tuesday was a sick day.

And Reflection Pear was a hat trick. Great bum and two shots of her boobs. Heaven.

8:13 pm April, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

unattainable pear

I suspect this particular pear can be had for a fistful of dollars.

9:47 pm April, 21 Steve L. said...

@ Wheezer 11:02 AM,

is your dentist hot?

… sorry.

10:16 pm April, 21 Steve L. said...

mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the assiest pear of all?

if i’m the mirror, i’ll tel her anything she wants to hear.

well, except if she asks me to compare her to Ass Pear la Plante. that would cross the line.

10:16 pm April, 21 Steve L. said...

i’ll TELL her.

i miss telnet.

6:00 am April, 22 mr.reeve said...

Wow!!! Reflection Pear made me Reflection Spew all over the place.

7:45 am April, 22 Fred said...

It’s “palate” cleanser. Though in the case of return of the Jed-i here, I could understand your usage as well. Ugh, too much percocet today.

8:40 am April, 22 Sorta Damocles said...

She actually works for the most expensive glass installation company in New York…. “At GlassPear, our rates are as flexible as our installers!”

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