Friday, April 2, 2010

The Real Housewives of Choadklahoma


And the milfs ask, “Is that a banana on your shirt or are you just a heaping pile of smelly douchepoo?”

Oh Sarah Jessica mom on the right.

How your zebra boobies refuse to stay concealed with the firmest of resistances.

How I applaud those resiliant boobies in this, the time of your 30s. With two annoying kids in the back of your SUV.

Your life suggests vacuous middle class suburban malaise. Endless Red Lobster dinners and CostCo shopping cards. But your boobies refuse to give in to the mediocrity of culture sprawl.

And for that, I touch them awkwardly with my pinky.

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11:44 am April, 2 Troy Tempest said...

L > R

Svetlana from Belgrade is happy to be with Americans. she even had her hair done in corn rows to act in solidarity with the poor downtrodden black people of America.

Janice the Blonde HAS NO FIGURE. Her chest/waist/hips are all within 6cm of each other. She has a voice like a grackle and plays the lottery every day.

Twango the douchenozzle is a waste of proplasm and oxygen.

And DB1 nailed it with Sarah. The cool thing about Sarah is her blow jobs are exceptionally fine. When you just come, she goes all the way down to lick your balls and you end up cumming in her throat. She does that on purpose because she hates the taste and texture of cum. So if you blow your load deep in her throat, she doesn’t even notice – for her it’s like sucking in a load of snot. But to the guy : it’s heaven… funny how that works…

11:44 am April, 2 Troy Tempest said...

and the font on the posts is still too small….

3:34 pm April, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

nana nana no nanna

bo nana nana bo bana

fee fie fo fana

NA-NAH!

3:38 pm April, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, there’s one thing to say about this douchebag: he really IS a scrote and he’s peelin’ the slippery slope all over his torso. Only I’ve never seen wad quite like that before.

7:07 am April, 5 Deltus said...

heh He has the cock-n-balls metaphor pointed right at his mouth. Awesome.

10:56 am April, 5 senior douchie said...

nice “dick” shirt douch

1:59 pm April, 5 loser_killer said...

id bang all 3 of those girls, and prob the guy to if I was a fudgepacker….this site crack me up, cause 99% of the guys who are making comments prob could not sleep with a dead dog let along a living and breathing female…I wish aids and ass cancer on all of you and the parents who spawned you – now all the keyboard heros will spit venom at me, but truth is known to all of them sitting in their parents basement, fat, smelly and fiending for their loser friends to get home from their jobs at burger king so they can play call of duty all night or even worse World of losers aka warcraft while the guys pictured in this site, party with hot girls and bang them too…… kill yourselves,

    2:06 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

    Hey hey hey….let’s leave Warcraft out of this.

2:08 pm April, 6 Bo Rane said...

We all like a laugh when the joke is not on us right? How about getting it right though. I mean damn those bitches are bangin and dressed sexy to boot. As for the guy with them I think I agree with loser killer there. I think his banana would be a great addition to any fruit salad. Yummy!

9:20 am April, 8 Josh Douche-Hammer said...

Does his shirt mean he want’s something resembling the ‘nana and rounds actually on his chest? Banana cream for his chin?

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