Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Squid Brothers

Bennie and Bernie Squid, like, totally rule Miami Beach, bro.

And so long as Aunt Minnie keeps writin’ them checks, they’se gonna keep rulin’ Miami Beach.

So step off.

Kelsey, on the left, knows that her modeling career may have only amounted to a “guest starring” role in Cinemax’s epic original tale of love and lust in the rural south, Vixens of Ft. Worth (next airing, Tuesday, 2:30am). But today, the Squid Brothers are buyin’, and so she’s lettin’ the Appletinis flow.

And bringin’ Phoebe and Linda along for the ride.

# posted by douchebag1
10:33 am April, 6 jcdouchey said...

hamhocks

10:37 am April, 6 John McenDouche said...

Breast, with hearts on them, represents a true tautology: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tautology

And, by tautology, we can assume I mean I love boobies.

10:58 am April, 6 Justin said...

Biceps mandana? WTF is that about?!

11:01 am April, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Dude! I totally gave the finger in that picture…. haw haw haw …. How’d I get that slimy wet spot on my butt?

11:01 am April, 6 anon said...

When exactly does a man cease to be a man?

Could it be when he starts shaving his chest?

Maybe…

Groin area?

Probably…

Arm pits?

Your a fucking chick!!!!!!!!!!!

11:02 am April, 6 anon said...

and by your I mean you’re… DAMN IT!!!!!

11:17 am April, 6 wheezer04041966 said...

Heartkini top is rather ubiquitous, wouldn’t you say?

11:29 am April, 6 toddjerad said...

wheezer, you think that she is the same girl? There should be a hall of boobies.

11:38 am April, 6 wheezer04041966 said...

@toddjerad –

Oh yes, I do believe it’s her.

This is the first time I’ve seen her with a tatt, however.

11:40 am April, 6 wheezer04041966 said...

Plain white bikini hippie hott’s been here before as well, but I have to run – can someone else find her, please?

11:46 am April, 6 End the Haberdouchery said...

Yuckies all around. Even the cute brunette is wearing at least three doucheccessories

12:06 pm April, 6 Mr. White said...

Heartkini needs to get to the ER, stat. By the color of her skin, I’m estimating that her liver failed at least 2 hours before this pic was taken.

12:07 pm April, 6 Mr. White said...

Oh, damn it. There I go revealing my “secret” identity. Fucking Gravatar.

12:09 pm April, 6 Mr. White said...

@end the haberdouchery

I have a magic yellow elixir that could wash the doucheccessories off of cute brunette, leaving her fresh and clean. And by “fresh and clean” I mean “stinking of Mr. White’s Noble Pislner.”

12:13 pm April, 6 Euripidouche said...

if those were real dog tags, the middle finger could be seen as his way of flaunting the don’t ask, don’t tell order. i mean he’s telling like silicone based lub stains on a chiffon prom dress.

12:19 pm April, 6 El Caganer said...

My dvr will be set to record that epic tale of Fort Worth Vixen.

12:24 pm April, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The armband on the right arm is actually a standard code in the homosexual club scene. First off, he has a boyfriend, as the earring indicates so sorry to disappoint y’all fellas. I’m guessing its his guy pal reaching for a rainbow next to him. Shaving off all body hair makes baby-oiled barebacking so much more fun, I’m sure.

Wearing the band on the right arm, as opposed to the left, indicates that he’s the submissive one in his relationship, or the catcher. The positioning on the arm marks how far deep he’s been fisted.

12:32 pm April, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In those sunglasses Heartbikini Babe looks like David Lee Roth.

.

I’d still do her but I’d have a real hard time listening to her talk about how much better she is than Sammy Hagar.

As if it was even a contest. She’d be a much better f*ck than Sammy.

12:47 pm April, 6 Deltus said...

Oh, no doubt she’s a better fuck than Sammy. Those other pics of her (thanks wheezer!) show she’s got herself a butterface, but as if that matters! And by that, I mean “I’d like to slather her boobies with butter”. And by “butter” I mean “man-butter”.

12:50 pm April, 6 Bagnonymous said...

@ Wheezer, 11:38am:

.

I believe she has the tatt in your second pic.

.

Mr. White’s right–she does look sickly. Somebody should take her to the ER to check for liver failure. As well as for a Y-chromosome, at least in her face, anyway…

12:56 pm April, 6 Crucial Head said...

The cameraman moved deftly throughout the quarantined pen, capturing images of the fatefully stricken wildlife. With each snap of his shutter, the diseased rubbed up and rumbled with each other, grunting with a rancor – some males attempting futile mountings in the packed enclosure while their exposed genitals came under attack. They devoured each other’s excretions before they reached the floor and everywhere the cameraman gazed he saw bedlam.

But the cameraman knew the world at large must bear witness to what The Grieco hath wrought, before the napalm came to erase this blemish from our memories forever.

12:57 pm April, 6 justadouchalo said...

Perusing the past few months of douchewanks (as opposed to ‘working’ at work) I have to say that we haven’t had choad of this quality, much less two, in quite a long time.

Thanks, Boss. And by ‘Thanks’ I mean its time to start trying to drink this image away.

1:28 pm April, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Wheezer is King! And those heart-things are officially classified as Juggs.

That gaybag on the left is giving us the finger.

1:31 pm April, 6 Douchble Helix said...

That’s cute. The brunette has a little, tiny slit in her bra cup.

“I’m really gonna be ‘out there’ today” she thought. Then she sees Blondie with those huge Juggs.

“Fuggit”.

1:58 pm April, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

First, Arsenal lose in the Champions League (4-1 Barcelona win) and then I come back to this shit? Day can’t get much worse. Fuck me.

2:20 pm April, 6 clam fist said...

Those are hott chicks, hatters. No one cares what they are wearing. They are hott.

2:34 pm April, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Another clear cup? is this a trend or something away from URC?

3:08 pm April, 6 Crazed Aborigine said...

I know I would like to see all three of these with clear cups, ala missing persons back in the ’80s.

3:32 pm April, 6 ToddJerad said...

Sammy Hager sucks, but I would also love to oil up david lee roths heart upholstered boobies all the way to PANAMA.

3:35 pm April, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Chlamydia….has a face. Allow me to show it to you.”

Oh, no, wait, he said “pain”, didn’t he? Well, that applies as well.

7:00 pm April, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Black heart-tipped nips and rollicking suckle thigh hips get the grips on two sets of Grieco-infested fuccen-pucker lips.

7:21 pm April, 6 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Waxed ‘bags with skanky ho’s…

7:22 pm April, 6 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Hooray, it’s working!

11:52 pm April, 6 Steve L. said...

is Vixens of Ft. Worth out on DVD yet? because i might want to shoplift one.

… paying for it? pshaw~

11:59 pm April, 6 Steve L. said...

if i go to a sushi place in the next 2 weeks, i’m gonna have to avoid ika nigiri at all costs.

12:15 am April, 7 Charles said...

Bikini heart top girl definitely gets around. I wonder how many STDs she’s had now?

3:38 pm April, 7 Joe Smith said...

boobs

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