Monday, April 26, 2010
The Three Bromigos
Yeah, three overweight soccer dads do not serious douchebags make.
But the hotts are gnaw hott.
And it gives me an excuse to link to this genius.
And this. Goodnight, Ned.
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Damned Harkonnens…
There are some pubes from Plinky’s mom stuck on the wall behind them.
.
Wait…that’s no wall…and that’s no red “couch”……
.
*cues “SCREE! SCREE! SCREE!” music from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho*
Their skirts are higher than Amy Winehouse after getting a royalty check.
Their skirts are so high I can see underboob.
They must eat grain.
The ever-resourceful Roger, knowing he’ll never score with Stacy or the Blondie Twins, has done the next best thing by putting his phone on vibrate, and gratifying himself.
Strange, I only see hotts. Is there something wrong with my vision??
Nice braless sideboob and nip reveal through the semi-sheer black top on far right blondie.
Nice brainless semi-kissylips face that needs to be slammed into the blacktop on the choad far left.
Poor brunette Juanita in the middle just wants to breathe again.
Yes Guapo, you have a plethora.
What a fat pussy! not the hott
x 3
And we’ll rape the horses!
It’s a sweater!
Although they needed the money badly, secretly Cindi, Brandi and Traci could not wait for the State Farm Agents convention to leave town.
Children get their skin burned off every day to feed these fat fucks; hence, Cindi, Brandi and Traci could not wait to hear William Shatner intone:
DANCE!
.
…. to the BOOGIE…
.
get…down….
.
.
.
Because—- the Boogie Nights…
.
are.
.ALWAYS
the BEST…
.
.
.
.
In town!
That movie is a fucking work of GENIUS, and I will fistpump the shit out of it whenever it’s on. For realz.
Also, the hotts? If they weren’t paid to sit with those dweebs, I will commit ritual seppuku right here and now, cause I don’t want to live in a world where asshats like those guys can bona fidely land hotts like them.
My first bag tag was the original “Three Bromigos”. Guess DB1 must have forgot about this one.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/08/the-three-bromingos/
Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day rule!!! speaking of Hotts and this movie who was the Hott at the end of the movie that Ned gets the goodbye kiss from?
Someone ought to harpoon the fat street cone in the back there.
The girls are nice…I would lick the sweat from the Corinthian leather couch thats being generated from their thighs…
@ G
Their thighs are generating a Corinthian leather couch??? Man, my thighs SUCK! Fuck you, lazy thighs!
This is a publicity still from DB1’s new VH1 game show, Guess Who Has Money?
Yecch. And Blecch. On the whole blasted thing. Well, I’ve lost my appetite. And not a moment too soon, I almost went to Long John Silver’s.
Dad on the left is hot for jungle fever
But not one of these tards will get any beaver
With all six boobies, my face they can smother
While the three bromigos go beat off each other
It’s Father-Daughter Night at the club.
Some men use cockkrings; Juanita uses giant hoop earrings on her boobies.
Or, she’s a dominatrix with giant nose rings for fattened beef like these choads.
Three hefty slabs of porch beef meet up with three l’il starkissed Chicks o’ the Sea tunacakes.
The girl in the middle has the MOST priceless face. But then again she couldn’t have dressed like that and not expected that kind of attention. Maybe thats me being anti feminist or something but c’mon girl, I like to dress up when I go out but I remember my pants!!
Haha though I don’t remember my pants nesicarily in this pic. Thought I’d changed it back… Haven’t quite figured out gravatar.
wait til their overweight soccer mom wives see this pic…
Ms. Pink is showing Holy White Triangle which is good in this case because her face hit every branch on the way down when she fell out of the ugly tree.
Dudes in the back are living the the dream and were walking by and jumped into the picture.
The dude in the front paid for the Hotts to pose.
What starts in Vegas, stays in Vegas….
Strip club hotts and soccer dads…gotta be Vegas.
These morons are what I imagine Clyde, Token, and Cartman would look like in real life. Does the bleeth in the middle have Down’s Syndrome?
“Look, it’s a mail plane!”
“Really, how can you tell?”
“See the little balls?”
LMAO… FUCKING PRICELESS!
the girls are totally hot.
Strip club hotts and soccer dads…gotta be Vegas.
Hey we didnt get paid for this crap, but we will take donations
-love “Ms.Pink hula hoop earings with the kissy face and her friend ‘brandi’
Fergie should have never left the Black Eyed Peas, now she’s stuck with this new band.
HOT HOT HOT
iM sorry but these guys totally paid just for a shot with these girls! I mean look at them ! they are beautiful all the way! i would pay for a picture with them!! Hott! xxxxx
They paid us in vodka, but that didn’t get us very far, Hey JJ, will pose for cash. Think about it
Love Fergie