Wednesday, April 7, 2010

They Were In Miami Bitch

I’ll take “Redundant T-Shirts” for the block, Tom.

And circle gets the square.

# posted by douchebag1
12:34 pm April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

“Miami” is Yellow Hat’s name.

And by “in” he means driving his turgid torpedo up the Cadbury Crud Tunnel . Repeatedly.

12:35 pm April, 7 Mr. White said...

It’s not redundant at all. It’s his cast and crew shirt from his days playing “Submissive #17” in the indie porn flick “Miami Bitch.”

12:36 pm April, 7 Claude Douchenburg said...

Ten bucks says he takes off that T-shirt before Momma sees him.

12:39 pm April, 7 Bagnonymous said...

Brunette on the right appears to be an undercover ‘baghuntress. Seconds after this photo was taken, she whipped that .45 out of her purse, popped three caps in their asses, and got the hell out of there.

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I saw the story last night on “Most Wanted… ..To Ride on My Crotch.” Or maybe it was just a dream.

12:45 pm April, 7 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

If that shirt is for his first day back at work so he won’t have to repeat himself 20 times about his vacation to various coworkers, some of whom he barely knows, I understand. But he’s still a tool.

12:55 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

Thanks to teaching by phonics he thinks it says “Miami Beach”.

Dumbhole.

12:57 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

They are at a Bestiality Convention and he’s promoting his girlfriend – a female Labrador named Miami.

12:58 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

It took about two weeks in America for the Al Quaida operatives to say “fuck this”, shave their beards and defect to the douche side.

1:18 pm April, 7 doucheywallnuts said...

I think this picture must be a left over from the late 1980s by evidence of the color of the “Miami Bitch” shirt and the striped “garments” worn by the Z-list bleeths.

1:24 pm April, 7 End the Haberdouchery said...

Mohawk, shoestring backpack, and neon oversized t-shirt referencing an LMFAO song. Way to not sell out, Broseph Goebbels.

1:26 pm April, 7 clam fist said...

I gotta wonder what she is hiding under that circus tent.

1:28 pm April, 7 Anonymous said...

Right, just because someone is brown that makes them a terrorist. Wow. Just wow.

1:39 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

@Anon 1:28pm

No it makes them Hispanic Bestiality experts, duh.

1:55 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

anon 1:28 – Get over yourself; go make some mint tea and find another corner of the interwebs to get your feelings hurt.

Whine. Just whine.

Midol-chewing Assneck.

1:55 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

Anon 1:28

They are terrorists. In fact very ingenious terrorists. Who would expect a terrorist to be wearing yellow hats and “I WAS IN MIAMI BITCH” Shirts?

Huh, smart guy.

The terrorists are now, ” thinking outside the box” and it’s driving the boys down at Homeland Security crazy.

1:57 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

Besides, they’re really not brown, they’re kind of orange.

1:59 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

@ Scrotum Pole:

Right, just because someone is male that makes them one of the “boys” down at Homeland Security. Wow. Just wow.

I’d really go off on you but I can tell by your gravatar that you are one of the Native Americans whom we stole this land from and then insulted people from India by wronging given said Native Americans the moniker of “Indian”. Wow. Just Wow.

2:00 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

Oh, now you’re calling pumpkins and citrus terrorists? Wow. Just wow. I am more sensitive than a clitoris about these non-PC statements. We should all chide ourselves.

2:01 pm April, 7 Soy Bomb said...

@ Anon 2:28

Please stop taking life so seriously bud, that’ll make things a lot easier for you.

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Thnks.

2:03 pm April, 7 Soy Bomb said...

^

Er, Anon 1:28.

I supponse I’m some kind of Time Racist now or something.

2:09 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

@Anon 1:28

I’m not so sure DarkSock is a racist. I mean, has anyone ever confirmed that he has indeed raced? For all we know, he could drive extremely slow. Perhaps he does not drive at all – and like a conscious citizen, partakes in public transportation.

Oh wait, there was that one boating accident.

Hmmmmm.

2:13 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

I hate on all creeds and colours equally.

Dammit, there I go spelling “colour” the anglican way which is a slap in the face to non-Britians everywhere.

Wow. Just wow.

2:14 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

I’m not giving up until “Wow Just Wow” becomes a short-lived site meme. Believe it.

2:15 pm April, 7 EternalSunshineoftheDouchelessMind said...

Just say no to horizontal stripes ladies. And you under the douche umbrella…I mean Redbull umbrella I see you with your horizontal stripes too. Pasteldouche.

2:20 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

DarkSock,

Please accept my humble apology for the racist and pumpkinist remarks.

But dude, my wife’s clitoris is about as sensitive as a Mack truck. Wow. Just, Wow.

BTW, Doesn’t saying Wow JUST wow discount everything else being said in that post?

What anon really meant to say was……..Wow

2:23 pm April, 7 scrotum pole said...

I tried to stimulate my wife’s clitoris with a Makita belt sander once and she just fell asleep like usual.

2:25 pm April, 7 Crucial Head said...

To be honest, I think anon is racist against dark-skinned men with giant mouse ears.

What’s next, anon’s going to hate on smokers too??

Pssshhht.

2:32 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

Yessss. The meme begins.

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Cuz that’s how I roll

With my dick all swole

Yellin’ “Fire inna Hole”

While I’m sparkin’ a bowl.

.

OK so architects can’t rap.

2:48 pm April, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Was he the guy David Caruso was standing over before making a pithy comment?

2:52 pm April, 7 Anonymous said...

Wow

3:36 pm April, 7 The_Postdouchster_General said...

I call em Domestic Terrorists for using our airway system to transmit the D-Virus across the country.

3:39 pm April, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

That looks like Junior Seau in the yellow hat, he’s a douchebag in is own right

4:07 pm April, 7 clam fist said...

Wow. Next you racist f*ckers will tell me you hate clams too.

4:39 pm April, 7 Chad Kroeger says fuck off anon said...

Fuck off you turd loving terrorist

4:40 pm April, 7 Turdacious said...

I was a Miami what?

4:41 pm April, 7 Chad Kroeger says fuck off anon said...

And Easter was fun my wife let me eat bunny ears out of her ass. She’s an old broad but she’s fun . And fuck off you turd colored terrorists.

6:10 pm April, 7 Baleen said...

My neighbor is a Paki and he’s a little too friendly. Wow. Just wow.

6:20 pm April, 7 John McenDouche said...

Dear god. Revenge of the Mumu.

7:08 pm April, 7 Deltus said...

God, the stench from that picture is enough to kill a rhino. POOO!!

9:07 pm April, 7 Anthony Bourdouche said...

Its Ricardo Fugs and Sonny Crotchett working their doucheness 1985 style. Chick on the right sewed that dress out of a beach towel evidently. These ‘bags make me want to put my head out the window as I drive through a narrow tunnel.

11:52 pm April, 7 Steve L. said...

congratulations on reaching Miami. tomorrow you’re getting thrown back to Cuba.

Adrianna in the red and white stripes, on the other hand, gets a Green Card automatically and is eligible for naturalized citizenship in 10 days.

let it not be said that i’m an anti-immigration prick.

11:40 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

I would like to point out that anon 2:52 said “Wow”.

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Just “Wow”.

8:43 pm April, 8 the "duche" in the mohawk said...

you guys seriously have know lives and are probably losers who take pics of guys they are jealous of if u had a life u wouldnt be sitting on the computer jacking off to my picture!

2:22 am April, 9 DarkSock said...

Ironically you got an erection AND an itchy asshole after typIng that.

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