Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Where's Waldouche?: Saggypants Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of four absolutely luscious hott popsicle fudge cake dreamland whipped cream boobie fondle, I’ve carefully hidden a saggy pantsed Waldouche about to enter a Tasmanian bordello.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

# posted by douchebag1
1:52 pm April, 20 Fatness said...

I want to give pouty back there something to smile about. And I’d willingly do the 20 years afterward.

2:02 pm April, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Why is it when I look at this picture all I can think of is tangerines?

2:08 pm April, 20 Crucial Head said...

Ngoc Ongwood released the tethers on his captured prey, took a step back, and proudly surveyed the four girls he had been meticulously stalking on Facebook.

2:09 pm April, 20 clam fist said...

4 quality hotts. He should be leaving the room with his pants around his ankles.

2:14 pm April, 20 Claude Douchenburg said...

Now that is a gaggle of H.I.L.F. if there ever was one.

2:18 pm April, 20 Crucial Head said...

The incessant chatter from the girls caused Dinh Ling to quickly stop his urination and withdraw from Buffalo Beast’s haunches.

2:19 pm April, 20 jonezy said...

I have this sneaky feeling that Joe Francis is about to enter the room with camcorder on shoulder

2:22 pm April, 20 Crucial Head said...

Dong Tynhi showed his frustration when the fluffers turned their attention away from his doggystyle scene with Fabrizio.

2:37 pm April, 20 Euripidouche said...

pants on the ground

pants on the ground

i’m in my home office

with my pants on the ground.

2:38 pm April, 20 Scroteophobic said...

Will whoever is doing whatever to the third girl in the line please stop it. If she looks any more surprised her face is going to turn inside out.

Yes, I am talking to you Mr White… I see your grey trousers and black T-shirt there. No good ducking to get your face out of shot. Her surprise and your posture gives it away.

3:21 pm April, 20 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

I choose to imagine that I and these girls are in Sweden, with its more flexible age of consent laws

3:36 pm April, 20 Vin Douchal said...

One of these gals is a future OctoMom.

I’m thinking white shirt blond

3:38 pm April, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Hey, did any of you fuccers read this?

Forum question

3:55 pm April, 20 Bagnonymous said...

“…four absolutely luscious hott popsicle fudge cake dreamland whipped cream boobie fondle…”

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DB1, I do believe you hit the nail on it’s swollen, purple head.

3:56 pm April, 20 Steve L. said...

hey Vin i’ll have you know that the very first reply to your thread looked like this and i took the liberty of cleaning up your valuable thread.

but other than that, i have nothing to say other than that if that’s where HCwDB’s audience wants to be, i’ll be there too.

3:56 pm April, 20 Steve L. said...

gah i gotta get out now. be back later.

3:57 pm April, 20 Bagnonymous said...

PS. If “Tasmanian Bordello” is the nickname for the guy bending over behind the Hotts, then yes–Waldouche has his pants almost down and is ready to enter Tasmanian Bordello.

4:00 pm April, 20 Bagnonymous said...

Tiny little right-Hott Lauren Conrad, Jr. is somethin’ else… Damn.

4:01 pm April, 20 G said...

The look on Waldouche’s face is as if the gals told him to go beat off in the corner or the closet…

I wonder if any of the hotts are who’bags…

4:11 pm April, 20 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Likely a douche, but I’m not really feelin’ it based on this evidence. Extremely fine gaggle of girl, though.

6:29 pm April, 20 Anonymous said...

Hey DB1,

Blondie McPout on the left.

Is that the same chica that makes the same douchette face in every photo?

She forgot her black eye grease.

I’d be happy to paint some on for her.

-The Jimbodouche

7:24 pm April, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’m sorry, but isn’t this a Tasmanian about to enter a douchey walnuts bordello?

Thought so.

7:40 pm April, 20 Crucial Head said...

@Vin,

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I’m all for a convention, but I would be ashamed when DarkSock recognized me. For he would never want to work with me on future projects. It’s tough enough to get work these days, and being Thom Mayne is no easy feat.

7:40 pm April, 20 Crucial Head said...

Oops.

7:42 pm April, 20 red said...

the camera is missing the toilet paper stuck to the shoe

8:15 pm April, 20 Jose Douche-o said...

That dude looks Mexican. Maybe he’s just broken in the sliding glass door to steal the t.v., and no one realizes he is in the house yet.

8:25 pm April, 20 Crucial Head said...

@Jose Douche-O

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You obviously live in an area devoid of minorities. This Waldouche is about as Mexican as I am Asian.

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That said, looking at the bent hind-quarters before Waldouche, I would wager that he’s smuggling bones.

8:42 pm April, 20 Deltus said...

The only thing that should be keeping his pants up is his erection.

9:05 pm April, 20 DarkSock said...

@ Steve L

maybe it’s the bigger avatars but I just recognized “No-Face”. My 3-year-old made me hep to Hayao Miyazaki.

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If you’ve seen Ponyo then know this: I would pee in the butt of Sōsuke’s mother. I know she prefers seamen though.

12:46 am April, 21 Steve L. said...

@ Darksock,

we’re all just faceless wraiths on the innernets wanting to pee in the butts of hot moms.

so anyway, i’ve found the boobie fondle but still haven’t found the Tasmanian bordello. this is gonna take a while.

5:19 am April, 21 DarkSock said...

@ Croosh:

Architects named Thom have More Foes, Sis.

5:57 am April, 21 Douchelips said...

Yes! Pouty and kissy faces galore! I see a menage a quad in my future with those hotts.

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The Waldouche is inconsequential. You can’t outrun the cops with your pants saggin’ like that.

8:51 am April, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Damn!! Why do you make this so difficult. I can’t find Waldouche. I stare at these for hours and nothing!!!!

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