Saturday, April 17, 2010

Your Saturday Douchegoggles

Like hipsterbags, Groin Shave Reveal, orange tans and the use of the expression, “I know, right?,” douchegoggles is another of the more troubling trends to emerge from scrotological development in 2010.

# posted by douchebag1
11:53 am April, 17 Wheezer said...

He looks like he could use a sledgehammer to the temple.

12:07 pm April, 17 Mr. Bagoo said...

^ Yes, and I could use a barf bag.

12:55 pm April, 17 clam fist said...

Nottadouche.

1:03 pm April, 17 Trashman said...

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Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

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1:06 pm April, 17 El Caganer said...

I give a pass. Seems normal size for glasses.

1:17 pm April, 17 clam fist said...

I love short shorts.

1:27 pm April, 17 Chad Kroeger said...

Can someone delete poops-cums pow=pow cow=waw because I may have to murder.

And dudes cannot wear white glasses unless they are gay, She is all that is luciousness and pure.

That is all I have to say about that.

1:34 pm April, 17 tall guy said...

Douche or not douche he reminds me of a particular type of excrescence commonly seen in my neck of the (Australian) bush. She’s alright, by which I mean I’d like to give her a bloody good seeing to.

1:34 pm April, 17 Steve L. said...

do those douchegoggles have hypnotic powers or what?

i’m glad i’m immune to them.

he looks like he can use a cyanide-laced drink.

1:43 pm April, 17 doucheywallnuts said...

One of the things a man should never do is wear white rimmed sunglasses.

Instant douche….

1:46 pm April, 17 Just Sayin said...

The pic is a little blurry, so I won’t call buttaface. In any case, the body would make up for it.

He’s a poop-stain.

1:59 pm April, 17 Deltus said...

No pass for this guy. The glasses and shirt and white pants seem enough to me. More than a protobag, but just a Stage 1. Douchestain nevertheless.

And yeah, she’s tasty enough.

2:04 pm April, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sunglasses? What sunglasses? All I see is a pair of honey glazed hams, begging to be slathered in my leering eyes, filthy calloused palms, and saliva (amongst other creamy coagulated body fluids).

.

I would gladly burn my $300 Gillian Anderson look-alike sex doll in effigy for the chance to hand feed rice to the 8-year-old Tahitian child who lost the tip of his left index finger making succulent Sandy’s $5 Icings bracelet.

2:06 pm April, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hips like those are meant for grasping firmly, roughly massaging, and making baby’s that will resent having me as a deadbeat dad.

.

Dear God I sicken myself.

2:18 pm April, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*babies

.

.

fuck

2:51 pm April, 17 Anonymous said...

Don’t you just hate it when you run over a pile of dog shit with your lawn mower?

2:53 pm April, 17 Douchble Helix said...

That’s the ACORN pimp you always see on Fox News.

2:53 pm April, 17 Bagnonymous said...

Holy sweet 18-year-old suckle thighs, Batman!

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I’d be pitchin’ a teepee in those track pants if I were him.

3:03 pm April, 17 scrotum pole said...

Tommy proudly displays the Army surplus sunglasses his grandpa used when he witnessed the H-bomb detonated over Bikini Atoll.

Strange, Tommy’s hair started falling out after this, and his sperm count dropped significantly

3:52 pm April, 17 El Caganer said...

I like pie.

5:54 pm April, 17 notadouche said...

Those are some tasty gams.

6:56 pm April, 17 Euripidouche said...

hey douche;

you look like you could use

a blackjack to the knees, and a tire iron to forehead.

she looks like she could use some bangs.

7:51 pm April, 17 Chixdiggit said...

Thank you for bringing up the “I know, right?” scourge.

8:09 pm April, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

When he gets a pair of douchegoggles for his ballsac scrote-pair, then we can really begin to worry. And say, didn’t Truman Capote wear black sunglasses with white rims at his famous Black and White Balls? See…right back to the ballsac thingy again…

9:55 pm April, 17 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

I have something to say about this lady. I would strongly consider eating a bowl of her leg shavings.

12:14 am April, 18 Stephanie said...

$12.95 glasses at Walmart special

10:45 pm April, 18 douche bigalow said...

Goldman sacks is a collection of elder jewish men getting GSRs

11:29 pm April, 18 Amy said...

Tommy proudly displays the Army surplus sunglasses his grandpa used when he witnessed the H-bomb detonated over Bikini Atoll.


Strange, Tommy’s hair started falling out after this, and his sperm count dropped significantly

11:38 pm April, 18 Euripidouche said...

amy

not if his sperm count was taken by anal swab

7:43 am April, 19 DarkSock said...

Anal Swab is a pretty good band.

9:48 am April, 19 Claude Douchenburg said...

again…what’s wrong with goggles

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