Saturday, April 10, 2010

Your Saturday Joey Porsche

Some theorized that greased-up HCwDB legend, and 2007 HCwDB of the Year winner, Joey Porsche (pictured on the right) had the passing scrotological brilliance of a meteorite falling to earth.

A meteorite made out of poo.

A taint-comet of trailblazing hair grease and macking on the Long Island hotts with choady genius. Only to disappear as douchily as he came, passing forever into the ether.

Worry not, fellow ‘bag mockers.

The Porsche drives onward into 2010. With his ‘bag posse and trampy gnaw hotties there, to entertain us with the promise of endless future mock.

# posted by douchebag1
12:14 pm April, 10 Douche bigalow said...

Amy and Jessica, for this Porsche, there is a substitute, and it is me! I see how your sly smiles indicate there is someplace you would rather be than with these scrotes. And that someplace is letting me lick the dribble from those China white shots off your chin and cleavage.

12:16 pm April, 10 Comex_Preacher said...

my god joey porsche! i was like whats he doin these days? still same old i see ha, thanks db1 classic hcwdb i love it, good douchebag is good .

12:23 pm April, 10 Comex_Preacher said...

oh and when is this pic was it like 6 months ago, a year ago, 2 weeks ago, yesterday? if you can find out i’d like to know, just because i like to know these things and it makes it more intresting when you know more about them lol

12:30 pm April, 10 Chad Kroeger said...

Is that Snooky?

12:32 pm April, 10 Comex_Preacher said...

just thought i’d share with you i think i found joey porsches new facebook, it might be him i cant tell if its real, fake, or someone who looks the same, but i think i’ve seen him in other pics with joeys crew.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1089498547#!/profile.php?id=1003923138&ref=ts

12:36 pm April, 10 Comex_Preacher said...

forget my link from my last comment it was wrong heres the actual link http://www.facebook.com/people/Joey-Porsche/1003923138

12:43 pm April, 10 clam fist said...

Joey’s hott has the looks of the type of chick that peaks at 15 in the looks dept.

12:53 pm April, 10 JoeDO said...

MmmmmMmmMm. Shots of semen.

1:20 pm April, 10 creature said...

lick my big, sweaty, white balls JP

3:25 pm April, 10 clam fist said...

Joey P has some grade A hotties for Facebook friends.

3:37 pm April, 10 green said...

yes. i can see that these four douchebags’ (yes, four) idea of a great conversation involves whooping and yelling after someone says chug.

3:51 pm April, 10 Lithi said...

Every time I look at Joey the douchefucks of Jersey Shore pop into my head. Not to mention when I see a pic of Jersey douches my computer catches herpes. Yech.

4:58 pm April, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Yep, Joey is the quintessential Jersey Shore pud. I’ll bet he hates those guys for making the bank that he deserves.

5:07 pm April, 10 Deltus said...

Joey’s blonde hott there, still very tasty, but the bloom’s going off her rose. Which only means that she’ll be that much more desperate for attention in, say, 6 months. And that’s my golden moment!

6:36 pm April, 10 MILLS said...

joey porsche! my god now theres a douchebag, a legend!, a former douchebag of the year winner for chrissakes! this guys a pro i mean an mvp in the game of douchebaggary! give it up give it up! for the man j.p! heres a guy who if he was seen in the street his adoring public would throw rotten tomatoes at him yet ask for an encore of his jerk like antics please i hope to god he never retires from the game and i hope he never tires of being a douchebag i hope he never tires of gettin mocked cos the day he hangs up his hairgel and settles down into a condo in boca raton or watever itll be a sad day a sad sad day

10:49 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

Right now JP is telling everyone within earshot that he was F’Real back before The Situation even was old enough to have An Issue; before Snooki’s Cookie grew the shag of a Wookie.

I hope the Envy gnaws his center out. Metaphysically Slurpin’ tha Doodi P, as it were.

1:52 am April, 11 Doo Schnozzle said...

This makes Joey the first DB with 12 entries, once the link for this gets over to the Hall. Congrats?

2:02 am April, 11 ehcuodouche said...

What a waste of siemen.

3:17 am April, 11 Steve L. said...

if JP passes into the “ether”, does that mean that half of the Earth’s atmosphere will become health hazards?

fuck.

10:54 am April, 11 doucheywallnuts said...

Joey needs to pack on a few pounds. Now I’m not one to promote the use of illegal substances, but if there was ever a situation that cried out for a douchebag to go on a pretty decent steroid cycle, Joey Porche is in that situation. Let’s hope we don’t see any sleeveless shirt or shirtless photos of this HOF douchebag until he adds some muscle.

As the saying goes, “Bulk up or leave town.”

4:57 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

So THIS is how you flunk out of community college. Interesting.

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