Thursday, May 20, 2010

A Thursday Night Dose of Hot Chick

Okay, after that Milfy Boozehound, we need a shot of wholesome hott purity on the site.

Vinny is only a minor league choad, but Margarita is a pure drinkable hott shot. Sweet and with sexy accent. I’d subscribe to her magazine, and then slap myself with a slice of pimento loaf.

# posted by douchebag1
5:10 pm May, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

…wasted away again in Margaritaville…

…and by ville, I mean betwixt her delicious brown suckle thighs…

5:11 pm May, 20 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

oh…almost forgot…FIRSTIES BITCHES!!!….:P

5:17 pm May, 20 Troy Tempest said...

I’m not sure, but I think Margerita’s last name is Patel.

5:17 pm May, 20 scrotum pole said...

By using careful triangulation, I’ve concluded his arm is about seventy-six inches in length.

Or, it has been severed and is lying a short distance away from him.

Margarita is like a dose of penis-cillin after the clap that was the Milfy Boozehound.

5:24 pm May, 20 Ohio FJ said...

This one is hot, hot, hot. But the last one was not, not, not. I vote again on the last one – Not a MILF – Skank

5:24 pm May, 20 soy bomb said...

Margarita is sublime…

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and by “sublime” I mean…FIRST TO CATCH A BEAT TO THIS PICTURE (I’ve been storing up for the last few days).

5:43 pm May, 20 mr.reeve said...

I want Margarita to stand up and show me the backside. The front is good but I think the backside might be better. The last “MILF” looked like an English Hag with fake cans. She scared me. This is much better and gets Tommy the Trout wanting to deal out some Therapy.

5:57 pm May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

He’s going for the Telly Savales-on-a-starvation-diet look.

She’s going for that sure- I’ve-been-bequeathed-to-a-sheep-farmer-in-my-home-country-but-I’m-gonna-have-some-American-kinda-fun-while-at-UCLA- look.

I can suggest some American kinda fun ….

6:10 pm May, 20 Bag A said...

Now that’s a spicy curry!

6:19 pm May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can’t find spicy pimento loaf in Ontario anymore. I used to add slice of cheeze and grill it in my George Foreman grill. It is sad like like post 1987 U-2 when Bono went too douche.On a positive note the Canadians are kicking the Flyers ass tonight. The chick of undetermined heritage is way too hot for this dude. I would have relations with her decomposed cheekbones.

6:19 pm May, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Let’s try this again …

6:19 pm May, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Holy crap it works. I don’t know how I did it, but it works. The rat with the bat is back. TIme to bash some more douchebags.

6:21 pm May, 20 Dicy said...

Meoww!

6:27 pm May, 20 Crucial Head said...

Pfah?

7:08 pm May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I peed on Philadelphia once. Unfortunately it was too close to the Liberty Bell and arms were drawn against me. The lesson here is dont be a drunken idiot in a foreign country.

Canadians win in hockey today.

I lost a hundred thousand dollars until the market goes up. Then I sell and move to Greece. Fuck off Greece.

7:59 pm May, 20 Ultra Bagnus said...

Woody Harrelson’s been working on his tan apparently… and evidently, it’s pulling some quality trim

8:09 pm May, 20 doucheywallnuts said...

I think her last name might be Hashimi and she is being fitted for a bomb vest as we mock…I hope the Times Square security apparatus is on its toes…

8:10 pm May, 20 Baleen said...

Just after this photo was snapped, a gang of spider monkeys, attracted to the smell of Axe radiating from his noggin, descended on Chrome Dome. They tear his scalp to tatters of ripped flesh and blood. Having already secured the bank vault codes, Margarita discreetly leaves the balcony expression unchanged. Meanwhile Buffalo Beast lights a More 120 and waits at the rondezvous point in his idling AMC Javelin

8:46 pm May, 20 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

This guy’s oilier than BP’s spill.

9:54 pm May, 20 Wedgie said...

DB1 must have airbrushed out the little red forehead dot. Tricky fuccer….but her name reminds me, it’s time for a little tequila. To help me forget that photo of my Mom in the previous frame.

11:02 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

HOLY SHIT…

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So those fuckers really DID get virgins for flying those planes into the towers…

11:05 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

Wow. Just wow.

11:38 pm May, 20 Wheezer said...

More from the Girls in Yoga Pants/Triple Pear feature…..

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Don’t blame me for the missing (4th) pic – perhaps it’ll show again soon.

3:39 am May, 21 Steve L. said...

Margarita is made of the most snobbish Jose Cuervo tequila.

probably Reserve de la Familia.

6:36 am May, 21 Gangadouche said...

Nothing to see here,folks,keep moving,keep moving

6:38 am May, 21 Bag Margera said...

Mmmmmmmm-Hmmmmmmmm!

8:55 am May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thing slowly makes its way into the picture so that it can feed The Least Interesting Man Alive his mirrored sunglasses. Margarita knows what is about to happen and she’s down with it. Her smile reveals all.

7:15 pm May, 21 horncusker said...

THROW THEM BOTH off the deck

Then off the lawn

Then into traffic

10:31 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Where there’s a smokey grey dress, there’s fire a la HOTT which isn’t a bad contrast with his pure white shirt. .

11:41 am May, 23 optimus said...

Leave this guy alone. He isn’t a douchebag.

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