Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Aimee Is Trapped by the Limitations of Her Environment

Maybe in another life, Aimee would’ve made it out of suburban Indianapolis. Gotten that scholarship at Bennington and a chance to major in costume design.

Instead, Aimee will just have to accept the limitations of her world.

Bros with sharpies, and posters of beer pong.

# posted by douchebag1
1:28 pm May, 26 Düsseldouche said...

get big or die tryin???

1:29 pm May, 26 Buffalo Beast said...

I once PADDLED these BRAS WITHE MY TAINT WHISTLE

1:35 pm May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

B = blows

P =pygmy

T = taint

1:39 pm May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Get big or die tryin” So is he telling us that he is willing to “take one for the team” because this isn’t working?

1:39 pm May, 26 Crucial Head said...

Alejandro Chavez y Chavez De la Rocha Ruiz never allowed his feces excreting tear duct slow down his social life.

1:41 pm May, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Really? One more time…

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So is he telling us that he is willing to “take one for the team” because this isn’t working?

1:46 pm May, 26 creature said...

nah Boss, in 6 mos. she’ll be serving me coffee for $4 a cup here in Manhattan Beach

1:49 pm May, 26 Bag Margera said...

On the one hand, it’s just marker… so it’s not like they have a permanent douche stamp. Technically that means there is still hope for change. However they did just use marker to fake tattoos, in order to strike terrible douche poses. So technically there is no hope at all.

1:55 pm May, 26 doucheintheheartoftexas said...

Lily Vanilla — a milli vanili tribute band coming soon to a holiday inn near you

1:59 pm May, 26 doucheintheheartoftexas said...

This picture was the only evidence presented by Aimiee’s left handed defense lawyer during her trial for the murder of bras Jean Claude and Van Damme.

1:59 pm May, 26 Bagnonymous said...

Again! More white walls! Dammit, I need to call my broker regarding Glidden Extra White.

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And WTF with the writing on the walls? Did Aimee fashion her dwelling out of my 9th grade yearbook?

2:18 pm May, 26 Turdacious said...

Dude!, you’ll never get big enough so please just get on with it

2:20 pm May, 26 Turdacious said...

Your buddy “Peckerbutt “goes by a different motto

Get Big Or Cry Trying

2:26 pm May, 26 DarkSock said...

@ Bagnonymous

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Q: Why do all these choads’ apartments have plain white walls?

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A: It’s the lease they could do.

2:30 pm May, 26 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

So, what are the odds on getbig’s heart exploding thanks to steroids before he hits 35?

2:35 pm May, 26 Wedgie said...

Here is one vote for “die tryin”.

2:39 pm May, 26 Turdacious said...

@ Charles

Musclefucks lack of nads will happen first, hes already worried

2:41 pm May, 26 Turdacious said...

hmmm …Musclefuck and Peckerbutt…has a ring to it

2:41 pm May, 26 soy bomb said...

May I ad an addendum to Wedgie’s vote whilst seconding it? That being: ‘By Fire.”

2:44 pm May, 26 Crucial Head said...

@’Sock and ‘Bagnon,

“Why do they all have white walls?”

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“It’s the least they could do.”

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Exactly. Those walls merely become a canvass when Lämp makes his final visitation – armed with a scythe, the Glaive of Krull, and several small cubes of rhinoceros lard.

2:58 pm May, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ok, maybe all these douches are starting to look alike, but wasn’t the guy on the right on the site a couple months ago with an oversized jesus t-shirt on, posing next to a asian girl with huuuge breastesses? The guy’s abnormally small head is what made me question it.

3:17 pm May, 26 mr.reeve said...

Sharpied tattoos? Is this some new douche thing? Gun tattoo? WTF is going on here. What kind of fratbags are these two?

Is the fake tear drop to symbolize how many fratbags he blasted? That chick is a hot version of Juno. Run Juno!!!! Run!!!!

3:19 pm May, 26 Vin Douchal said...

The members of “Poucho Marxx” a Black Eyed Peas tribute band pose after finishing the hit ” Shut Up VagBlam Pow… Ow!”

3:22 pm May, 26 creature said...

odds are these two frolick… at a Kmart parking lot… after midnight

3:38 pm May, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

odds are these two frolick…with each other, much to Aimee’s disapointment…

3:38 pm May, 26 DarkSock said...

COMING THIS FALL ON NBC….Hard Street Justice has a name, and that name is…Musclefuck and Peckerbutt.

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THEY make crime PAY….in BLOOD.

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Rectal Blood.

3:49 pm May, 26 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Episode One: East L.A. Reacharound

3:50 pm May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Aimee likes stuffed stools, so she taught them how to write. On walls. And I would nibble on her butthole like a three toed sloth addicted to cheese and caviar.

What?

3:55 pm May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These guys have mascara tears painted on their faces. The pool iis open, I have rope and two cinder blocks.

4:33 pm May, 26 7poundsofDouche said...

All kinds of material here. We’ve got the double peace signs (played out). The hand next to the nuts with the tricep flex, Mini-me on the right has a Milli Vanilli headband going on, and I guarantee you McJuice on the left never does lower body. The jawflex scares me every time.

5:19 pm May, 26 Whoop-di-douche said...

Maybe in another life, Aimee would have made it out her wifebeater, but accepted the plunging vee-neckline as a signifier of her extra-marital taint.

5:37 pm May, 26 Turdacious said...

@DarkSock

Season One

Anal passage is a right of passage

5:42 pm May, 26 Turdacious said...

Episode 2

It will stop hurting when the pain goes away

5:47 pm May, 26 doucheywallnuts said...

Is there a relationship between monochromatic apartments and douchebags and bleeths? It appears this white on white color scheme is a favorite among the douchebag set.

6:04 pm May, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Couldn’t even finish the word “trying”. Now that’s effort. Too busy getting pudgy?

8:28 pm May, 26 Medusa Oblongata said...

Get Big Or Die Trying? Let me help you with that. You’ll die trying to get your asshole big enough to accommodate my entire right leg, tactical boot and all, in your colon.

8:42 pm May, 26 creature said...

“ya git corn holed in, ya git corn holed out… ya fucked up Bra & joined a gym”

10:03 pm May, 26 Euripidouche said...

ironically, “get big or die trying” comes on the day we learn that 50 cent has slimmed down to 160lbs for a movie role.he loves acting like wiggers smoke shake.

10:53 pm May, 26 Baleen said...

For some reason, I’m looking at that air vent and think to myself, “Baleen, you should secretly replace the a.c. refrigerant with Zyklon B or a stash of anthrax spores.”

11:30 pm May, 26 Wheezer said...

OK, I’m reaching here (and not just for her boobies…..and the boobies in the pic above…..am I digressing? Again?)…..

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As I was saying (sort of), I hold out a sliver of hope that this is an early (and I mean earrrrrly) Hallowe’en submission. The fact that these guys took a magic marker and drew stupid “tatts” on themselves makes me wonder. Maybe it’s an “HCwDB”-themed moving out party?

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OK OK, I’ll go back to reaching for boobies.

6:03 am May, 27 Deltus said...

Get Big there is grabbing at his crotch. I wonder if his “tattoo” is in reference to some penis growth elixir he’s trying, on account of his micro penis?

10:01 am May, 27 my friends call me @$$hole said...

if i stole these assholes’ pen and circled all the places on her i’d like to jizz, it would run out of ink

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