Sunday, May 16, 2010

Asswankery in the Subcontinent

Somewhere in the floating ethereal afterlife of spiritual spectrality, Mahatma Gandhi just took a dump on St. Peter’s face in silent protest for the travesty of this clip.

Then Gandhi macked on Mother Theresa by busting his patented “Gandiggity neck massage.”

Which is just wrong. Cut it out, Gandhi. Don’t make me call over Buddha to settle this at the mahjong table.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am May, 16 Chad Kroeger said...

Didn’t have to watch past the hair dude to realize this cannot be watched by a Catholic on a Sunday.

9:32 am May, 16 Chad Kroeger said...

On second thought, this is crazy bullshit and I hate that bollywood fusion shit.

9:34 am May, 16 Chad Kroeger said...

The Buddha woulc disapprove of the mixed races and Rob Zombie in this travesty.

9:40 am May, 16 Ariscrotle said...

I vote we sacrifice the Indian hotts to Shakti so that man kind may never have to endure this again.

9:48 am May, 16 G said...

I just blew my Shreddies all over the keyboard…thanks for the video on a nice, peaceful Sunday morning.

9:48 am May, 16 G said...

NOT

9:56 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

Well this confirms it; you take the sex, booze, guns, drugs and murder out of rap and it’s just a bunch of dorks who can’t see that they’re sillier than William Shatner buggering Adam West on a divan made of dead ponies whilst Boutros Boutros-Ghali, sixth Secretary-General of the United Nations, looks on disapprovingly yet with a mild erection.

9:58 am May, 16 scrotum pole said...

The Punjabi Bad Boy my ass!

I’d recognize that voice anywhere, as I have talked to this asshole many times.

He’s the tech guy from Microsoft.

9:58 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

Punjab? More like Bangkok.

10:33 am May, 16 scrotum pole said...

I’d give those dancers a Poon-jab with my Bang-cockk.

10:35 am May, 16 Troy Tempest said...

with apologies to Human League:

Listen to the voice of Buddha

Saying stop your douchie culture

Stupid fuckwits not worth knowing

crushing pussy to get some going –

Buddha`s watching Buddha`s waiting…

Just because a douchebag sucks ass

is a great excuse for cultural cleansing.

Children don`t engage this torture

just because she hates her father,

doesn’t mean you’d better do her.

Once more withe the voice of Buddha-

He`ll say carry on your slaughter.

Who cares for civilisation

when you can get the hott’s attention

– the hopeless world of modern douchebags.

10:40 am May, 16 Troy Tempest said...

It’s amazing how:

1. hip hop dance moves, even as Indian infected as these are, still look spastic and retarded.

2. rap is a self limiting system, as its identity is so bound up with testosterone overstatement, it exists in a continuous state of self-parody.

10:50 am May, 16 scrotum pole said...

Several Questions:

How did the Motown and 60-70′ era R&B devolve into rap?

Will Kathy Bates be confirmed to the Supreme Court?

Would Buffalo Beast be considered sacred under Hinduism?

12:39 pm May, 16 Mr. White said...

Things I liked about this:

1. The fact that Dwayne, the guy that the home office in North Carolina sent to Mumbai for four months to open up the new call center, has his own Bollywood video.

2. The fact that one of those wraith-looking guys from the second Matrix movie is getting some work. The other one’s a much sadder story. I hear he just follows Keanu Reeves around, drunkenly screaming about his next big chance.

3. The roughly 17,000 close-ups on a very unremarkable set of wheel rims. If I have to look at rims that often, there better be a 3D hologram of Kimchi Pear being projected onto it.

1:26 pm May, 16 lucious lupus john the bahngra banging dong said...

shava are the guys standing around the car. they are all finnish, a finnish bahngra band. king g is the featured hype man. he is indian, and he also does weddings. how do i know all this? because i am god. and because i am god, i also know that the head gangsta is singing about how baddd asssss they are, but i also know he puts on his shoes one at a time just like the rest of us, so please be gentle.

1:33 pm May, 16 lucious lupus john the bahngra banging dong said...

and may i add, hip hop is killing the bahngra…killing it!

2:40 pm May, 16 opie sardonicus said...

Yup, finns they are. And this is what happens when Odin crushes Krishna’s pussy. Or vice versa. Indo-euro douche or maybe Scandi-hindi douche. Call it what you like, it stinks on ice.

3:09 pm May, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

I just vomited up saffron-colored puke into a puddle in the shape of Ganesh. Does this mean I’m The Chosen One? I think it just means I’m lucky I didn’t actually hit ‘play’ on the video. That might not have gone well.

3:10 pm May, 16 Wheezer said...

Ronnie James Dio passes on, yet this crap stays behind?

.

There’s no justice in the world.

3:57 pm May, 16 Euripidouche said...

if she shavaed her punjabi, she sihks a banghra.

5:12 pm May, 16 doucheywallnuts said...

This is fuckwaddery of the highest order. I can think of no better person to wish stomach cancer upon.

6:21 pm May, 16 Trey said...

Total cost of this “video”?

12,154 rupees and 5 ivory tusks

6:40 pm May, 16 Flounder said...

That is what this site needs, more hot from the subcontinent.

7:14 pm May, 16 Wheezer said...

Instead of the asswankery here, how about boobie games?

8:28 pm May, 16 Whoop-di-douche said...

These guys (and gals) give me the shivas.

In the practical arts of the Kama Sutra are better ways to get booty than Bollywood rapdancin’.

Buddhism, not really being a religion of India, takes the fifth on commenting any further on this video. That includes theTibetan Dalai Lama, who’s been on an American tour in the midwest of late.

Never thought I’d see rap in Sanskrit.

Douchewankery is internationally recognizable no matter who-when-what-where-WHY?–.

8:54 pm May, 16 Scooby Douche said...

Revolting. Just revolting.

9:16 pm May, 16 Just Sayin said...

This is why the Pakistanis got nuclear weapons.

10:15 pm May, 16 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Finally, the Nezperdian hive-mind comes from behind the walls to sing the song that will end the world. Or hopefully at least end shitty ghetto rap. Oh yes, HE COMES.

…a bit more boobage next time perhaps Shava. Ok. Thanks.

10:18 pm May, 16 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Zͮ͟A͗ͭ̀́͜L̢ͪ̋̀̓ͩ̑Gͭ̀O͋́̿͆B̀̏͗̋̓̉̑̓ͭ͟A̷͒͛͐ͮͣ̊̋G̸̨̐̍̓̊̀͐͐ ̷̿ͮͤͨI̢ͯSͦ̌͢҉̕ ̋̑̾͋ͪ̚͘Hͭͣ̄ͭ͒͑͌̓͞E̎̐̈́̄͒̏̆͜ ̡̇̎̿̂ͬ̿ͭͥ͢W̓ͬ̉͜͝Ḧ͊̈́̍̚͏̧Ờ̵̢͌̔ ̢̈̄͑̏W̷̷̏ͫ́͆͑ͮ̓͟I̡ͧ͛ͦ̒̿̐̎͠L̆́͜L̛̀

ͤ̑ͨ̊̕s͆̄̄ͥ̍ͤ̚i̵̊ͯ̾̄̏͐͌͌͠n̨̉̃̎ͨͬģͧͨ͘ ̢ͪ͌̓̾ͪ͏͟t͛̃h͗ͩ͛͒e͊ͭ́́͛̃͑ ̷̢ͣ̅͌̊͝sͨ̅͐͐͘͟ő̵̡̓ͮ̀ͫ̄͐̿ͤ͢n̷̡̓̂̄̉̃̋̔g̎ͪ͂́͜ ̧̾̔̆͠ẗ́̒̔͆̆̍̄͘h̸̎̈́ͫ̑͋̅͡҉á̅̽̿͒̆̿ͭ̕tͬ̉̾̓ͬͤ͜ ̴̴̃̍͑̄͊̌ẇ̡ͯͪͭͭ̒i̧̿͊́̕l̷̢͗̆ͮͤͩͮͣ͞l̶ͬ̑̿͆̽ͨͬ͘ ̶ͣͨͣ̓͌̽eͭͮͧͮ̅̈́͐̍nͤ͌̌̿d̛͋ͣ͑ ̵̇̇ͤ̌ͯ̉̐̒ͮt̵̓̌͛̅͗̍̍̚͜h̷̶ͧ̅ę̵ͪ̿̒͋̓̇̚͘ ͦͧ̆̍̂w̔͆̾ͫͯ̋͒͘ŏͦ҉͢r̎̽̇̇ͨͨ̓̕͞lͯ͠d̎.̢̛͒̀̔ͫ̔̆͛̑ͥ

̛̃̃̏̒̄̈̿̀̚͞o͗̂ͬ̍ͨ͜ḧ̴̛́̐̌̑̌ ̷͂̋ͪ̇͘ẃ̛̀̅͂͝aͫͬį̒ͫ́t̶ͫ͛̌ͥ͛̃̓ͫ̒.̴͑ͩ̔̆͘͢ ͐̚H̅ͩ̅̿̈́ͦͨͬ͘Eͨͮͩ̈ͩͬͮ̽͘ ͛̋̈́ͤ̃͑̄͏͠H̄̒̌̂́̾̇̀͢A̧͛ͩ̊͗ͨ̄͠҉S͗́̀̏̅͟ ͛͏S̽͌͗͛ͨ͏U̢̽ͤ́N̛̒̄̀ͬ̽̇̚̚Gͬ͗ͭͣͣ͡ ̸̵̽̋̂̋̉I̎̔ͫ͘͢T̛͗̾̒͛̅͑̄͡!̷̸̉̐̋ͪͪͩͥ

10:20 pm May, 16 Steve L. said...

nothing like shooting drunken pool on a Sunday afternoon and then desperately bear-hugging the hot waitress’s ankle as you pour it all out and beg her to let you spend the night in the dumpster behind her apartment so that you don’t have to come back to the sight of… whatever the fuck this is.

okay i didn’t do that to the hot waitress, which is what i should’ve done.

12:15 am May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This neighbor kid of mine thinks he’s some killer up-and-coming rap star. He asked me to film him and his “boys” (gym rat reject friends from school) rapping along with one of his stupid Acid Pro loops with his mom’s BMW underneath a bridge. I used a crappy miniDV camcorder, edited it with Premiere in the space of two hours with a couple crappy effects.

This video is way worse.

5:58 am May, 17 Deltus said...

That is so many flavors of wrong, I just can’t…

6:21 am May, 17 mr.reeve said...

Wow! Samir from Office Space with long braded hair? His career is really taken a giant shit.

6:42 am May, 17 boatbutter said...

All these bags & bleethes are up the Ganges without an air freshener.

8:34 am May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

There is nothing in this video that a Galil and an Uzi can’t fix.

9:06 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

Wait…Dio died?

.

awww man…why not Paul McCartney? WHY?

10:54 am May, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

I’m a sucker for a good Bollywood dance number. Which is why I’m going to find the opening to GHOST WORLD on youtube and watch it repeatedly until all vestiges of this Finndian atrocity are purged from my eyeholes.

11:00 am May, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

Mohammed Rafi, take these pasty bitches to school.

11:03 am May, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

Now those cats are gangsters. They’ve got the little Hamburglar masks and everything!

12:13 pm May, 17 ashfish said...

What is this? I don’t even. Wat?

12:23 pm May, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ BVG 11:00

What are the Crazy 88s doing dancing like that?

3:15 pm May, 26 spaz said...

This is in Finnish! trust the Fins to take something that is good and do this to it.

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