Thursday, May 13, 2010
Billy Has a Thought
“If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?”
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Pud
Damn. Damn. Damn.
Them some hot ass girls right there.
Ryan Phillipe douchebag wishes his cock was as big as his pinky. He won’t go homewith these fine ladies. They’ll milk his wallet for free drinks all night, then kick his sorry ass to the curb when his ATM runs dry. He’ll be stuck in a lonely studio apartment in the hipster side of the Bronx, whacking is teeny pee pee to internet pictures at 2am… just like the rest of us.
“really? really.” Always nice to see a douchebag do a poor Dr. Evil Impersonation. Dude, Mini Me was sooo funny, bro.
let’s go crush Alotta Fagina.
Yellow and pink shirt the chode is wearing reminds me of Peeps. I wish it was Easter already. Big beautiful boobies remind me of Milk.
Darnell, the doufus reference really hurt. You must a master at stand up with lines like that.
Mr. Reeve,
You’re right. The real way I found this site was by Googling: “Bill Hick’s Cock In Mr. Reeve’s Mouth.”
Are those the singing Tamater Sisters?
“Which pair do I stick my face in first?” would be my first thought. But I’d want Billy to leave the room before I go motorboatin’. ‘Cause I don’t want even a hint of wonder as to whose fingers are tickling my nethers while my face is buried deep in that glorious boobage. I don’t trust Billy and that little finger of his…
His first thought. And holy fucking boobies in one place and time.
Now we have a douche pretending to be Darnell. Brilliant.
Dude’s not going to get some since he is picking corn from his teeth.
I’d do the Cougar in the middle who is partying the young Hotts from the office. The Cougar is still trying to get over from her divorce and she hates the fact that she had to re-join the suburban work force.
*ignoring the ignorance of Mr. Reeve*
Let us thank the lord for the miracle of push up bras.
Praise Jesus!
Ignoring me, but you respond to me? I am confused.
I thought just kangaroos and former Playboy bunnies worked at IHOP. Guess IU was mistaken.
Well, one thing is for sure, none of the HOOTERS gals work at IHOP, cuz all their waitresses are AS FLAT AS PANCAKES.
Billy daydreams about putting his little head into the cleavites of his little harem.
Billy ponders, “I wonder if any of these girls can deep-throat a footlong hot dog without gagging… or am I the only one here with that talent?”
The three founding members of the tribute hip hop group A Tribe Called Breast and their ill-fitting other member Musty Rhymes.
Billy ponders, “I work out with my Shake Weight® all the time, but I can’t get my pecs to look like theirs. How DO they do it?”
I don’t know if that is your material, DB1, but that is the damn funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Then again, I’ve only been awake for an hour and a half and I’m still in my pajamas, but, my day as I have it planned will be very much downhill from this point, so, DB1 FTW.
Hottie in the white pats him on the head like her little asshole brother. ” She thinks, “Even if he is Bi his chance of getting laid are 0.0”
I’ll take the golden globes in the middle for $1000 Alex!
DB1, I expect to see this one up for “Best Golden Globes” in December. If it isn’t, my blue balls will be very disappointed in you.
Just wanted to pop in and say “hello” to everyone. Oh, look–boobies!!!
For those of you with Facebook pages, while I can’t guarantee the ages of the subjects, I present Average Girls in Bikinis.
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Judge for yourselves while fwapping.
@ Wheezer:
I prefer to judge myself while fwapping. Makes it feel more realistic.
DB1: I think the new Pumpito video includes a script that conflicts with Safari.
That is all.
“But are they…EVIL nipples?”
Here we have Billy’s patented booger eating technique which has mysteriously attracted the notice of three lovelys. Hence the ways of the douche remain as puzzling as ever.
Fwappus Interruptusbag doesn’t understand how hard it is to crop his distracting mug out of the picture in Photoshop thereby wasting valuable fwap time…damn you Fwappus! DAMN YOU!!!
fwap fwap crop fwap lasso fwap fwap magic wand fwap…
“If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?”
Very good, Billy! I see he’s been hitting the books in between shifts as a glory hole fluffer.
Shawna gently felt the top of Billy’s head. He thought it was a sign of affection, but in reality, she just wanted to see if his head was level enough to put her drink on.
I am a fan of this picture.
I’d like to have these three ladies meet me in the playpen later. We’ll play “Global Thermonuclear War.” I’m not sure of the rules yet, but I suspect each lady will have two warheads in her arsenal, and I will have to defend myself with my improvised “SDI,” i.e., baby oil and a pool noodle.
Trisha distracted Billy while Shawna put superglue on his fingers and Bebe told him he had a spot of mustard on his lip. Billy tried to play it off like it was all cool for the rest of the night, but later on, when they’d ditched BIlly and started up their nightly three-way lingerie pillow fight, the ladies nearly peed themselves with laughter.
Darnell is a glory hole fluffer. But he may just be another prankster like that dude a month or two ago with all the different names.
The hott on the right has some truly excellent big jugs. The other two are very fortunate for pushup bras. Not that I wouldn’t worship them all equally, just saying.
Billy’s thought had better be, “I am one lucky SOB right now.”
Billy’s thought: “Does not being attracted to any of these women make me gay?”
I am spending my day installing CATIA on laptops.
I decide to check out HCWDB whilst waiting for one of the 9 CD’s to download.
I see Wheezer’s link.
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I excuse myself to the bathroom for some “me time.”
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…probably more than once.
@saulgoode42 – I, too, am a fan of this picture.
…but I’d like it a lot more if a shot of penicillin would remove the douche.
I thought that maybe we were going to get a reward for putting up with Pumpito yesterday. The half douche half silicone bleeth is enough to make anyone lose the last little bit of hope for humanity they had. I assure you, there wasn’t much left as I read a news article about two ten-year-old boys allegedly raping an eight-year-old girl.
All I could see was the top half of the pictures, which was pretty girls and boobies. I just had to scroll down didn’t I? Fuck you sneaky douche. No, we did not need to capture on film the joy you get from smelling your finger after it’s been in your bum. Fuck. You. And you may have picked her up at the beach, but I can assure you you will not hear the sounds of the ocean coming from her boob. Believe me I’ve tried, it doesn’t work.
And DB1, you are a cruel captain, but you make up for it with your wit. I suppose it’s better than whipping us to improve moral. I think that job is better suited for Mr.White and Medusa anyway.
@Wheezer, 10:27 AM…thank you. The next time Staphhouse sullies this place I can go to your link and cleanse my eyes and brain.
Missus in the Middle has that bra pushed up to 11. *I* would have that much cleavage wearing the thing.
@ Fatness. Mackenzie Crook would have ample cleavage wearing that bra.
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Thank you ladies and gents, you’ve be a wonderful audience!
Man – with just ONE of those plastic Bewbies I could have caulked my entire bathroom with silicone. Dang. What a waste of perfectly good silicone.
Simon Birch says, “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!”
Tanya tries practicing her phrenology skills on Todd’s head only to find he has just jammed his pinky up his nose in an attempt to give himself a much needed lobotomy.
A triple boobage with cheese please hold the douche.
Man I thought I was going to be productive today…eh
@ Wheezer
This link pleases sausage. Much obliged.
i wish all HCwDB pics are as “average” as Wheezer’s link.
speaking of which, this pic is pretty average. yep yep. and that’s fine in my book.
and i wish Billy would go to the back corner and break several bottles on his head.
The Wit sisters (Nit, Half, and Dim) decided to spruce up the place with a Chia pet gimp.
“Gee, how did I wind up with these three Scepter Heads?”
Odd that Billy only had one thought. I’m having six thoughts myself.
Wait a minute? Is that Eblo? If not it could be his brother. It would explain why the girl has her hand there – “OK, you can make the stupid face but like fuck am I having a faux-hawk in this shot”
Is he picking his nose? Eating the proceeds of picking his nose? He has the catatonic stare of a chicken mesmerized by a crack in the sidewalk.
Is he … is he getting pressed between their boobs? Man. Talk about being in your happy place.
I’ll bet when they run naked it sounds like a spatula slap-fight.