Monday, May 17, 2010

Brothabag Mel Doesn't Care About the HCwDB of the Week

He just wanted you to know that he enjoys vagina.

# posted by douchebag1
9:15 am May, 17 End the Haberdouchery said...

That’s one of those awesome shirts that you secretly want but you couldn’t wear anywhere without being grossly inappropriate or look like a complete douche, e.g. this guy.

9:17 am May, 17 massengill said...

Back of shirt reads, “With tartar sauce.”

9:26 am May, 17 CarolinaHaze said...

As much as I want to hate on this guy, I have must say, I wish I could wear that shirt in public. Besides the shirt, I can’t see any douche accoutrement on this guy.

9:47 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

I can’t explain why but to me that look on his face says “I like eggs”.

9:49 am May, 17 smackdouche said...

Well, since we’re analyzing this photo, not only is there a lack of Douche, but “Hot Chicks” are sorely lacking.

9:53 am May, 17 MoeDouche said...

Yep. I wish I had the guts to wear this shirt in public too.

I was thinking, wouldn’t be cool to work as a server at a debutante ball wearing this shirt. I wonder what the reaction of the young ladies would be to such a spectacle?

10:01 am May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The flash on the camera must have washed out the “sheep” part right above the “V” in vagina. That’s the only conclusion I can come to.

10:14 am May, 17 Mr. White said...

That’s one of those awesome shirts you wear when you’re actually gay, but you’re so far back in the closet that you don’t even see daylight when someone opens the door to get their coat. Don’t get me wrong–there ain’t nothin’ wrong with being gay. Just be honest with yourself.

10:23 am May, 17 a choadwork orange said...

He works for the Vagina Chamber of Cummerce. It’s their newest tourist advertising ploy. West Vagina is sorry they didn’t think of it first.

10:30 am May, 17 Bagnonymous said...

“…but I f*cking LOVE the cockk.”

10:44 am May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Why do I have this sudden craving for Oreo cookies?

10:47 am May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

But underneath, he wears this.

10:54 am May, 17 Anonymous said...

Didn’t think they got much vagina in cell block b

11:01 am May, 17 Anonymous said...

I hate how much this pic makes me believe he’s gonna get some.

11:03 am May, 17 Doo Schnozzle said...

Douche shirt: “I enjoy Vagina”

Very tiny print you can’t see: “Especially my own!”

11:09 am May, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

It’s pronounced “va-HEEN-na.” She’s a Peruvian DJ that’s huge in Jamaica for some reason. I don’t really follow DJs but the work she does for flipper babies is pretty inspirational.

11:33 am May, 17 Deltus said...

@Bagnonymous: you took my line, you magnificent bastard! You can tell just looking at him that he loves the cock.

11:37 am May, 17 Bag Margera said...

He’s definitely not enjoying girl on the left’s vagina. I think the girl on the right enjoys it too.

11:40 am May, 17 scrotum pole said...

I wore my “I enjoy vagina” shirt to the Melissa Etheridge concert, and was beaten up by several large lesbians.

It wasn’t nearly as much fun as it sounds.

11:44 am May, 17 Chad Kroeger said...

He is gonna get sum. And by sum I mean a 4 plus a 3, add two for a threesome, and one for interracial chicks action. Shirt win. Notta douche.

12:03 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

Maybe this is a promotional soft drink, brought to you by the makers of Vulva.

12:06 pm May, 17 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I think a guy who wears a shirt like that probably DOESN’T like vagina.

12:10 pm May, 17 A Douchemare on Elm Street said...

Nottadouche.

And if that shirt pulls in happy woo-girls, more power to him.

1:13 pm May, 17 mr.reeve said...

I do too but I need to wear a damn shirt proclaiming it. That’s what makes in douche folks. Do not be deceived by the fake blonde and her perky boobs.

DOUCHE!

1:14 pm May, 17 mr.reeve said...

“it douche” not “in douche” although he probably has been “in douche” before.

1:29 pm May, 17 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

How would he know whenthe only vagina he has been near was his mom’s during birht?

1:34 pm May, 17 Billy Bob said...

I got $20 bucks riding on the girl on the left has got a huge bubble butt. Who’s with me?

1:35 pm May, 17 Billy Bob said...

Damn, I meant girl on the right.

1:54 pm May, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

“I like sex. Is nice.” – Borat

2:16 pm May, 17 Donald from Hawaii said...

What do you say we break out this photo again in about 45 years, and show it to their pre-adolescent grandchildren?

2:42 pm May, 17 THAT Trolling Regular said...

@ Anon 10:54

Oh, so just because he is black he has been incarcerated?

Wow. Just wow.

2:46 pm May, 17 Scroteophobic said...

The back panel continues: “Lightly smoked and stuffed with terrine of crab. It should be served closed over a bed of thinly sliced avocado and courgette with a drizzle of chilli infused olive oil, all at room temperature. Goes best with a light, crisp wine such as a Californian Pinot Grigio.”

3:48 pm May, 17 Euripidouche said...

to paraphrase eddie murphy claiming to quote richard pryor, speaking about bill cosby; “have a cock and smile and shut the fuck up!”

point one, just because the message is enjoy vagina, does not mean enjoy vagina exclusively instead of cock, one might enjoy vagina, other orafices or penises, its not a statement that says others aren’t worthy either…like the t-shirt “real men are black”.

point two, what if there is some abiguity about the douche, what if the shirt provides needed clarification, would it not, in some cases when it is otherwise unclear, be wise to assert one’s heterosexuality?

point 3 he is saying enjoy vagina, he could be in the nookie bookie business, surely there can be no objection to an entrepreneur hawking his wares, or advertising for benefit of the clients he represents.

6:32 pm May, 17 creature said...

I’ve seen this guy… he works the Greyhound sta. on Cahuenga & Vine in Hollywood, fertile talent pool for future video stars… & by video stars, I mean sausage honing kilns

8:17 pm May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ironically enough, cute afro-chick is wearing a pearl necklace.

.

I actually have no idea how that’s ironic. I just wanted to point out that she’s wearing a pearl necklace.

8:19 pm May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hello? Moderator to “me” @ 7:25? I never requested delete powers.

11:35 pm May, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

Ya know, that Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Cola style typeface just reminds me what great douching products those two drinks are, shaken up and bottle- popped into the vagina after coitus in a move called “a fizzy” to prevent pregnancy. Cuz thangs do go better with Coke.

11:41 pm May, 17 Steve L. said...

@ Jacques 8:19 PM,

as a moderator, i’m not aware of having any authority to delete comments.

11:51 pm May, 17 Steve L. said...

Brothabag Mel enjoys vagina as much as he enjoys concentrated Coca Cola syrup. y’know, the shit that’s trucked into those Coca Cola processing plants and has labels that say “HIGHLY CORROSIVE” and all the necessary WHMIS data sheets.

12:38 am May, 18 Anonymous said...

this deserves special recognition as a special douche trick, if only a one-time trick.

2:27 am May, 18 teh_abominable_snowdouche said...

Thanks Mel.

I enjoy taking a shit.

3:09 am May, 18 YA said...

Holy shit, it’s Marlo Stanfield!

The game is the game. Always.

8:34 am May, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

SERIOUSLY GUYS, I’M NOT SECRETLY A HOMOSEXUAL, LOOK AT MY T-SHIRT.

8:44 am May, 18 DJ TooDouche said...

@ Anon 10:54

Racist a$$hole! You need to get out more… seriously. Not every person of color has been in prison.

P.S. I have a shirt that says “I ♥ Vagina” and chicks eat that $hit up. I guess it’s kinda like declaring your intentions. If you’re brave…

http://www.ilovevagina.com/

9:46 am May, 18 Anonymousbag said...

I bet he only likes white vagina…

2:05 pm May, 18 awesome said...

HELL YEAH DUDE I TAGGED ONE!!! THANKS FOR RUNNING IT DB1!!!!!

2:11 pm May, 18 awesome said...

Shame on everyone giving this guy a nottadouche…

this shirt is 100% douche.

6:01 pm May, 18 tits said...

yes peacocking with a stupid shirt makes you a douchebag, and look at his face… he looks nervous and kind of uncomfortable in it.

9:45 pm May, 18 Stephanie said...

Douche wasn’t ready for the photo,

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