Monday, May 17, 2010
Brothabag Mel Doesn't Care About the HCwDB of the Week
He just wanted you to know that he enjoys vagina.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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That’s one of those awesome shirts that you secretly want but you couldn’t wear anywhere without being grossly inappropriate or look like a complete douche, e.g. this guy.
Back of shirt reads, “With tartar sauce.”
As much as I want to hate on this guy, I have must say, I wish I could wear that shirt in public. Besides the shirt, I can’t see any douche accoutrement on this guy.
I can’t explain why but to me that look on his face says “I like eggs”.
Well, since we’re analyzing this photo, not only is there a lack of Douche, but “Hot Chicks” are sorely lacking.
Yep. I wish I had the guts to wear this shirt in public too.
I was thinking, wouldn’t be cool to work as a server at a debutante ball wearing this shirt. I wonder what the reaction of the young ladies would be to such a spectacle?
The flash on the camera must have washed out the “sheep” part right above the “V” in vagina. That’s the only conclusion I can come to.
That’s one of those awesome shirts you wear when you’re actually gay, but you’re so far back in the closet that you don’t even see daylight when someone opens the door to get their coat. Don’t get me wrong–there ain’t nothin’ wrong with being gay. Just be honest with yourself.
He works for the Vagina Chamber of Cummerce. It’s their newest tourist advertising ploy. West Vagina is sorry they didn’t think of it first.
“…but I f*cking LOVE the cockk.”
Why do I have this sudden craving for Oreo cookies?
But underneath, he wears this.
Didn’t think they got much vagina in cell block b
I hate how much this pic makes me believe he’s gonna get some.
Douche shirt: “I enjoy Vagina”
Very tiny print you can’t see: “Especially my own!”
It’s pronounced “va-HEEN-na.” She’s a Peruvian DJ that’s huge in Jamaica for some reason. I don’t really follow DJs but the work she does for flipper babies is pretty inspirational.
@Bagnonymous: you took my line, you magnificent bastard! You can tell just looking at him that he loves the cock.
He’s definitely not enjoying girl on the left’s vagina. I think the girl on the right enjoys it too.
I wore my “I enjoy vagina” shirt to the Melissa Etheridge concert, and was beaten up by several large lesbians.
It wasn’t nearly as much fun as it sounds.
He is gonna get sum. And by sum I mean a 4 plus a 3, add two for a threesome, and one for interracial chicks action. Shirt win. Notta douche.
Maybe this is a promotional soft drink, brought to you by the makers of Vulva.
I think a guy who wears a shirt like that probably DOESN’T like vagina.
Nottadouche.
And if that shirt pulls in happy woo-girls, more power to him.
I do too but I need to wear a damn shirt proclaiming it. That’s what makes in douche folks. Do not be deceived by the fake blonde and her perky boobs.
DOUCHE!
“it douche” not “in douche” although he probably has been “in douche” before.
How would he know whenthe only vagina he has been near was his mom’s during birht?
I got $20 bucks riding on the girl on the left has got a huge bubble butt. Who’s with me?
Damn, I meant girl on the right.
“I like sex. Is nice.” – Borat
What do you say we break out this photo again in about 45 years, and show it to their pre-adolescent grandchildren?
@ Anon 10:54
Oh, so just because he is black he has been incarcerated?
Wow. Just wow.
The back panel continues: “Lightly smoked and stuffed with terrine of crab. It should be served closed over a bed of thinly sliced avocado and courgette with a drizzle of chilli infused olive oil, all at room temperature. Goes best with a light, crisp wine such as a Californian Pinot Grigio.”
to paraphrase eddie murphy claiming to quote richard pryor, speaking about bill cosby; “have a cock and smile and shut the fuck up!”
point one, just because the message is enjoy vagina, does not mean enjoy vagina exclusively instead of cock, one might enjoy vagina, other orafices or penises, its not a statement that says others aren’t worthy either…like the t-shirt “real men are black”.
point two, what if there is some abiguity about the douche, what if the shirt provides needed clarification, would it not, in some cases when it is otherwise unclear, be wise to assert one’s heterosexuality?
point 3 he is saying enjoy vagina, he could be in the nookie bookie business, surely there can be no objection to an entrepreneur hawking his wares, or advertising for benefit of the clients he represents.
I’ve seen this guy… he works the Greyhound sta. on Cahuenga & Vine in Hollywood, fertile talent pool for future video stars… & by video stars, I mean sausage honing kilns
Ironically enough, cute afro-chick is wearing a pearl necklace.
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I actually have no idea how that’s ironic. I just wanted to point out that she’s wearing a pearl necklace.
Hello? Moderator to “me” @ 7:25? I never requested delete powers.
Ya know, that Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Cola style typeface just reminds me what great douching products those two drinks are, shaken up and bottle- popped into the vagina after coitus in a move called “a fizzy” to prevent pregnancy. Cuz thangs do go better with Coke.
@ Jacques 8:19 PM,
as a moderator, i’m not aware of having any authority to delete comments.
Brothabag Mel enjoys vagina as much as he enjoys concentrated Coca Cola syrup. y’know, the shit that’s trucked into those Coca Cola processing plants and has labels that say “HIGHLY CORROSIVE” and all the necessary WHMIS data sheets.
this deserves special recognition as a special douche trick, if only a one-time trick.
Thanks Mel.
I enjoy taking a shit.
Holy shit, it’s Marlo Stanfield!
The game is the game. Always.
SERIOUSLY GUYS, I’M NOT SECRETLY A HOMOSEXUAL, LOOK AT MY T-SHIRT.
@ Anon 10:54
Racist a$$hole! You need to get out more… seriously. Not every person of color has been in prison.
P.S. I have a shirt that says “I ♥ Vagina” and chicks eat that $hit up. I guess it’s kinda like declaring your intentions. If you’re brave…
http://www.ilovevagina.com/
I bet he only likes white vagina…
HELL YEAH DUDE I TAGGED ONE!!! THANKS FOR RUNNING IT DB1!!!!!
Shame on everyone giving this guy a nottadouche…
this shirt is 100% douche.
yes peacocking with a stupid shirt makes you a douchebag, and look at his face… he looks nervous and kind of uncomfortable in it.
Douche wasn’t ready for the photo,