Sunday, May 2, 2010

Brow Down!

In honor of internet clown Nik Ritchie’s HCwDB wedding, lets all sing along to the Glendale Armenian douche anthem, “Brow Down!”

“Drakkor Cologne engraved in my chromosome, come to my shop I give you pager and a cell phone” for the epic lyric win.

# posted by douchebag1
9:05 am May, 2 Chad Kroeger said...

Nice funny for a sunny day.

9:20 am May, 2 Steve L. said...

hey! a picture of some douchebag appearing to be gouging his eye out! cool!

wait. there’s a video behind that pic? uh oh.

9:42 am May, 2 mr.reeve said...

Sweet! Mike from Kevin and Bean on 106.7 KROQ L.A.

GLENDALE!!!!! Armo-Bags maybe coming after you DB1. Mike used to get death threats for this video. Brow Down!!!

http;//theproblemwithmentoday.com

9:43 am May, 2 mr.reeve said...

Oh and Ritchie is still a giant tool! Brow Down!!!!

9:44 am May, 2 Douches Wild said...

I want to see Spenser Pratt do a video like this

10:35 am May, 2 G said...

That is just gross – a reason not to go to Glendale

10:52 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

That video made me falafel.

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sorry…

11:26 am May, 2 Wheezer said...

“My penis is so hairy that it has a pubic turtleneck.”

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Now who likes turtles, huh?

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BROW DOWN and GET SOME!

11:43 am May, 2 Soy Bomb said...

Field Report: Yesterday/last night I was at my favorite watering hole in Hermosa watching the Bruins epic OT win over Philly, Red Sox epic fail against the O’s and the C’s epic meltdown to LaBron when I was accosted by a “Stackhousian” douche. He was wearing the ubiquitous 6 lb watch, garish diamond earrings, A/X puke design tee, obnoxious frosted tipped hair, sunglasses indoors and stupid tattoos. He was loud, drunk and wrong; he was from “Maashfield” and shouted “Get Some!” whenever he opened his mouth. I asked him what he was gonna “get” and he simply repeated the phrase. To top it off, he ordered a jager shot, but wanted it watered down with pineapple juice. The titanic-titted barkeep rolled her eyes as she complied to his very douchey request. I wanted to ‘bag tag him with a hott, but as the day rolled along it was obvious that no hott was going anywhere near him.

12:07 pm May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

@ Soy Bomb

Sounds like you were at the infamous Mermaid near the end of Pier. I used to visit my Beantowne buddies over there back in the day.

That place used to be the Red Sox west coast party central until Sonny McLean’s co-opted/bastardized it by bringing in bus loads of people to Angels games (which was cool) but they went all “Official” and lost their charm.

Red Sox Nation Card? We don’t have to show you no Red Sox Nation Cards. We don’t need no Stinkin’ Red Sox Nations card

12:53 pm May, 2 Chad Kroeger said...

Since it is golf season can we find a bent grass or bermuda sand trap pear. Just asking.

1:19 pm May, 2 Army of Douche-ness said...

I saw this a while back as I’m always curious about the armenian condition after living in Azerbaijan and i always thought the “In my price range” line was killer

1:24 pm May, 2 Wedgie said...

Funny. Surf’s up. Goodbye.

2:30 pm May, 2 scrotum pole said...

The GSR is not common among Armenian Douchebags, because it requires one of these

5:33 pm May, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

That is so awesome it’s…..awesome.

8:05 pm May, 2 Stephanie said...

muppet unibrow

8:20 pm May, 2 DarkSock said...

Q: What looks like a used condom rolled in pubes and lies in the gutter?

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A: Nik Ritchie with the shit kicked out of him.

9:20 pm May, 2 lupus john wilcox said...

you know, i was just thinking about this, but everyone in los angeles is pretty much a douchebag. everyone in silverlake, burbank, hollywood, santa monica, westwood, century city, beverly hills (yes, especially beverly hills), highland park, glendale, woodland hills, studio city, maybe pasadena, orange county, venice, ventura–this place is the doucebag vortex of the entire planet. you’ve got your von dutchies mixing with your ed hardies, your shaved head gang banger mixing with your matted hair hipster doufus, long haired head bangers, and paris hilton wanabes. this place really, really sucks ass in a bad way.

9:31 pm May, 2 Steve L. said...

also, is it just me, or had HCwDB been merrily lacking in echo chamber spambots for the last little while?

good job DB1!

this couldn’t be the work of the HCwDB technical team can it?

4:41 am May, 3 scrotum pole said...

@ Lupus John,

“They say it’s all gonna’ break off and fall into the ocean, and I think that’s a damn good start.”

——————————————–anonymous

5:41 am May, 3 doucheblaster said...

Eureka! No wonder I lost my step with the eastern european hotts…I stopped wearing Drakkar!

But now I face the dilemma is Drakkar the smell of the douche? Does it really matter in fast pursuit of odessa boobies?

7:52 am May, 3 mr.reeve said...

lupus john wilcox,

You can always move if you hate it so much. I hear Bakersfield is nice this time of year.

8:19 am May, 3 kneejerk said...

THIS

IS

GLEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

8:20 am May, 3 kneejerk said...

oh, and fuck you Lupus.

There are plenty of us non-douches out there.

We are always fighting the good fight.

Like Custer’s last stand.

9:29 am May, 3 mr.reeve said...

kneejerk,

I agree. What a dick. It’s usually all the transplants that are douches not natives like us.

10:12 am May, 3 Deltus said...

Surprisingly full of awesome, that video.

10:19 am May, 3 DarkSock said...

@ Lupus John,

Come on down to the Coast. We got hurricanes, oil-belching leaks, finch-sized mosquitos, and the best seafood on earth.

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Oops…scratch that last one…thanks BP….

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“DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!”…dumb bitch….

11:49 am May, 3 lupus john wilcox said...

now, now, mr reeve and kneejerk, the natives are douches too, especially the natives; they can’t help themselves.

4:53 pm May, 3 mr.reeve said...

My chode is soft and warm and waiting for lupus to come lick it clean.

10:31 pm May, 4 lupus john wilcox said...

now see mr. reeve, this is exactly what i am talking about–cheezeball angelenos.

10:50 pm May, 15 JurDouche said...

Wow, as an Armenian American I find this hilarious! And yeah, there are plenty of Armenian douches in Glendale. It’s funny, too, because many of them in Glendale actually come from Armenia, but if you walk the streets of Armenia you don’t see many douchebags. It’s like they magically switch when they come to America.

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