Monday, May 17, 2010

Crotchy Itchic

“Fun With Fonts” will be offered at the Learning Annex this Wednesday and Thursday from 6:00-8:00pm. All you need to bring is your laptop and your creativity! $20 for members, $25 for non-members, $40 for douchebags with blank t-shirts. Brothabag Mel will be teaching the course.

# posted by douchebag1
12:15 pm May, 17 ashfish said...

Is this that trick where your tighty whities have made your balls disappear by cutting off all circulation to them? Because I’d pay to see that on this guy.

12:17 pm May, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

I see a Tranny – where are the Hott chicks?

12:26 pm May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dude on the left says he’s gonna beat the piss out of “Whitey Magic” but “Whitey Magic” says that he wants the shit beat out of him too.

12:38 pm May, 17 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Lets see how his magic works versus my steel tipped boot.

12:40 pm May, 17 Chad Kroeger said...

Brooke Hogan beside Slim shady on a box. She’s still mad her parents split up and is goind to punch then bite his cook off.

12:43 pm May, 17 Chad Kroeger said...

I meant going and cocck.

12:58 pm May, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

He better hope he’s magical in that department cause she’s a big girl and I dread to think of what would happen if he doesn’t deliver the goods. Is it me or can imagine her tossing him around like a rag doll?

1:02 pm May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I can tell by how she wields her finger, she’s been preparing for this moment.

1:24 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

“Whitey Magic” is an anagram for “I age my Witch”.

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I can see that.

1:25 pm May, 17 mr.reeve said...

You have to be a giant dickhead to wear that shirt. Was this picture taken in We Ho on dickhead and tranny day?

1:25 pm May, 17 DarkSock said...

Amanda and Gurn were finally ready to hit the Casino circuit with their acclaimed “Whitey Magic” urethra fingering vaudeville act.

1:27 pm May, 17 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Why is this guy’s tranny mom pointing at his junk? Is it a father like son moment?

Or is she just letting us know that Doucheboy will be left to carry on the genes after she gets hacked apart?

1:37 pm May, 17 Mr. White said...

He was just trying to explain how excited he was by the male performers in one of the 2010 Whitney Biennial exhibits. Sadly, his spelling is as bad as his taste in art.

3:21 pm May, 17 doucheywallnuts said...

I see a whitetrash bag, notta douchebag…

4:41 pm May, 17 yougottabefuckingkiddingme said...

I see his dad got all dressed up for his trailerbag son’s splendid show of small, pale, limp and barely noticeable magic.

5:17 pm May, 17 Deltus said...

POOF! And it’s gone! Yeah, that’s some magic. Douche.

6:27 pm May, 17 creature said...

that’s one big woman… they valet park Winnebagos inside her

10:27 pm May, 17 Baleen said...

Actually, the arrow on his shirt is pointing to his navel otherwise known as Whitey’s Magic Semen Puddle.

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And her dress is as flattering as me wiping my ass with a Mc Dolad’s to-go bag in a public shitter at some state park.

10:28 pm May, 17 Baleen said...

DOH!

Mc Donald’s ya frakin idjit!

10:30 pm May, 17 Baleen said...

Fuccen spelling errors really take the wind out of your sails.

11:38 pm May, 17 Steve L. said...

i learned more about US race relations from HCwDB today than i did anywhere else.

11:38 pm May, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

Whitey Magic is when ya take peroxide and pour it full strength on yer taint to rid one’s self of cooties, VD, ro whatever else is ailin’ ya down there.

12:31 am May, 18 Anonymous said...

Steve L. = epic comment.

For a second serious comment, the font that t-shirt uses is the same one used in the videogame Diablo.

Gender-confused Tranny Jr. prolly didnt know that.

2:30 am May, 18 teh_abominable_snowdouche said...

Daaaaaamn!

I’ll attend boss. But only if he can do some embroidery on my hat too.

12:52 pm May, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

Whitey magic.

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So it’ll grow back after I cut it off? Neat.

9:39 pm May, 18 Stephanie said...

ah come on,quite making fun of him, he’s trying to invent a new “wite out” for poor white trash. And he’s just advertising it on his 2.99 t-shirt.

9:40 pm May, 18 Stephanie said...

I spelled quit wrong, I need to use the wite out myself…he he he.

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