Friday, May 21, 2010

Daft Punk

“But baby, don’t think of it as a stalkery shirt! Think of it like a mirror made out of cotton.”

# posted by douchebag1
11:22 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Shortly after being processed through customs at LAX, Samantha Ronson pointed at Li-lo’s tummy and wondered how much longer they’d have to wait for the coke-filled balloon to pass through her digestive track.

11:23 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Red Dong.

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Oops, wrong thread…

11:29 am May, 21 Scrotal Body Workout said...

Have we witnessed the first Lez-bag sighting in recorded history?

What do you call a lesbian who’s gone full douchebag? (Other than Steve).

11:30 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

It’s wonderful how his behind-the-ear-tat matches his pre-pubescent-cheek-zits.

11:32 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

Joan hopes to finally connect with her fourth attempt, at a cockk punch on Timmy’s tiny testicles.

11:36 am May, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Cocka-doodle-poo!!!

11:38 am May, 21 Anonymous said...

that chick looks badass with that mohawk

11:40 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Can somebody call Google to turn the fucking pacman 30 year aniiversary bullshit off.

11:42 am May, 21 Wheezer said...

Salma Hayek warned her baby sister about bad PR. As she is trying to get into show business, Lucia recalled her elder sister’s advice and decided against turning down Rooster’s offer to dance.

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Now she’s reconsidering that career in mathematics Mr. White advised her to pursue.

11:42 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her hands are more manly than his.

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Ugh. Head hurts so much.

11:46 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She looks like Mila Kunis spliced with the brunette daughter on Too Close for Comfort with Ted Knight. He was a decorated vet in relation to the last thread. And She is decorated with lusciousness. The dude needs no comment as the Fuck of Seagulls has flown away long ago.

11:49 am May, 21 Gangadouche said...

He:”It took me two hours to get ready for my shot on HCwDB and thats the best titties you can bring?”

Her:”yea”

11:49 am May, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

Getting closer to ASS Pear.

Get Some

11:53 am May, 21 Dicy said...

That shirt? Yeah that’s not weird…

12:02 pm May, 21 Natalia said...

seriously how long does it take to get that mohawk up and douching?

12:04 pm May, 21 DarkSock said...

Simulated Tit-Punch Construct

12:06 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Him: “Like yeah, I’d rather be dancing with that guy over there at the bar drinking a water.”

Her: “Yeah, whatever. I’m pretending not to be with you any way. That’s why I have my eyes closed.”

12:09 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Quiz time fellow hunters.

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Devon’s finger smells like:

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a) his asshole

b) her asshole

c) Stackhouse’s asshole

d) four-day-old donkey jizz and Elmers

or…

12:28 pm May, 21 Wheezer said...

e) All of the above.

12:31 pm May, 21 doucheywallnuts said...

Is the girl on the t-shirt wearing a boxing glove or is she suffering from Ectopia Cordis?

http://www.unboundedmedicine.com/wp-content/ectopia%20cordis.jpg

12:31 pm May, 21 creature said...

“and to answer your question, yes, I do get my hair this way by wiping it up Rhinoscerous crack”

2:39 pm May, 21 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

My wife would like me wearing a shirt like that, with her pic.

Only added would be “Don’t F*%# With My Husband!”

Oh, and @doucheywallnuts, 12:30 pm, 5/21

The glove more closely resembles an omphalocele.

2:52 pm May, 21 Bruce said...

e) All of the above.

9:11 pm May, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

Even the picture on that shirt is leaning as far away from douchester’s head as possible.

10:08 pm May, 21 Baleen said...

Lezbag methinks.

6:44 am May, 22 doucheywallnuts said...

Dr Douchie, I’ll defer to your medical expertise, however, I think the brown color of the omphalocele makes it more likely we’re talking Ectopia Cordis…Although I know your mother didn’t send you to douche medical school so a non-douche doctor like myself could argue with you.

2:45 pm May, 22 John Edwards said...

RUFIO, RUFIO, RUFIO…

3:48 pm May, 22 Stephanie said...

His head is great for cleaning and dusting my stereo controls,like an old toothbrush.You know sometimes these young ones can be useful.

9:40 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d enter him in the State Fair. I’m sure he’d be the hit of the poultry barn, not to mention all those exotic chicken aficionados with cameras.

Come to think of it, her shiny black mane would be good competition in the pony barn.

8:06 pm May, 23 Steve L. said...

@ Whoop-di-douche 9:40 PM,

i was gonna say, biting the head off of a chicken at a carnival suddenly became an incredibly respectable profession.

not that it wasn’t already a respectable profession. just so much more respectable now.

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