Tuesday, May 18, 2010

DJ Tilty Tilt

The site’s seeing a bunch of new visitors thanks to today’s Adam Carolla Podcast, so if you’re new to HCwDB, feel free to poke around.

And by poke around, I mean stare at some slender gnaw shoulders on the hotts, followed by a well deserved mock of greaser choads.

And yes, all Hipsterbags went to Space Camp. And that’s not a euphemism.

# posted by douchebag1
1:48 pm May, 18 Deltus said...

Some pics are really chock full of a particular kind of hott quality. This one? All about the fwap shoulder gnaw suckle nibble.

1:52 pm May, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Directly behind the skinny armed blonde, Nik Richie checks his tuck under to make sure he’s not sprouting moose knuckle.

1:57 pm May, 18 Anonymous 3:16 said...

Dear Lord, the one on the far left is….no words…gorgeous. And naughty. Her shoulders need my gnawing…

1:59 pm May, 18 massengill said...

But not all kids that attend Space Camp grow up to be hipster ‘bags. I have a friend that went to Space Camp: not a hipster at all.

1:59 pm May, 18 Skeereech said...

Praying mantis hott on right can gnaw on my grub worm any time.

2:00 pm May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

As Natalie blows in his left ear Melodie gets to listen to Nickelback’s greatest hits streaming out his right ear.

2:00 pm May, 18 massengill said...

When I look at Blondie on the right, I can only think of the Jurassic Park T-Rex. And the T-Rex had disproportionately SHORT arms, not vice-versa.

2:01 pm May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Hey assfuck, learn your left from your right. Way to blow the asshole!

2:01 pm May, 18 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

I don’t know what it is, but hot chicks always fall for the handicapped kid. It’s like shooting fish in Xenu’s gapping butthole.

Damn you, you lucky cerebral palsied fuck.

2:01 pm May, 18 massengill said...

Disproportionately SHORT arms did not have the T-Rex, apparently.

2:02 pm May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ I can’t even mock myself correctly. I’ll go sit in the corner now.

2:10 pm May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Dr. Bunsen

My big head would have raged at your Nickleback reference before I became a man of the cloth. And by cloth, I mean I need one to clean up my keyboard after seeing these sweet young legal creatures of God. They are sweet for hanging around Marc Anthony while J-Lo is making money and nursing her twins.

2:10 pm May, 18 McTickle said...

Listening to the PODCAST now. Brilliant! Convinced me to revist after a long hiatus. Good to be back.

Oh, and I pissed in this guy’s gas tank.

2:18 pm May, 18 End the Haberdouchery said...

Good God. That impish grin is too much. Brunette, I want to take you to a log cabin in the Yukon Territory and fornicate all winter long. Way to make makeup look good, not like your blond friend over there. eeeegh.

2:22 pm May, 18 jabbathebagger said...

I’M SO PUMPED – I finally got my first run on the site with this photo! I submitted several more with these same hots, so hopefully DB1 is paying attention to the comments and will post some revealing more torso curvature, if y’all know what I mean. Actually, I think the hot you can’t see too well (kissy lips, side view) is the uber knawest. Kind of Demi Moore meets Winona Ryder.

2:27 pm May, 18 mr.reeve said...

Like I said in my previous post, the high schools are getting out of control with all the young bags trolling the campus. Wife beater, hat tilt and sun glasses at the dance is now ok? This dude needs the snot kicked out of him and then swirlied properly in the boy’s restroom. These young girl’s fathers need to start visiting this site so they can see the early signs that their daughter maybe falling under the douche spell.

2:32 pm May, 18 Dicy said...

I went to Space Camp! I think I turned out okay.

Also, blonde on right is very pretty but needs a cheese burger or 12. Same for the brunettes, but she looks the most desperate for some food.

2:39 pm May, 18 doucheywallnuts said...

I would love to suckle and gobble on the tender latissimus dorsi of the blonde bleeth on the right.

2:55 pm May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ RCK

My choices were either Nickelback or Justin Bieber. I went with the safer one. I think…

3:03 pm May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@RCK

I bow to the genius of these lyrics.

got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body

they say it’s over budget but you’d pay her just to touch it come on

needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene

if Hollywood had called her she’d be gone before you holler come on

pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong

every sugar daddy hit’n on her all night long

doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody

ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)

you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey

(you naughty women)

you shake your ass around for everyone

(you’re such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(the way you swing)

and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out

’cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

crafty little lip tricks

tattoos on her left hip

she’s bending as you’re spending

there’s no end to it so baby come on…

dressed up like a princess

bet’n that her skin smells

better than the scent of every flower in the desert come on

pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong

every sugar daddy hit’n on her all night long

doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody

ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(you naughty thing)

you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey

(you naughty women)

you shake your ass around for everyone

(you’re such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(the way you swing)

and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out

’cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

she loves the night scene, bar queen, is living for the fun

taking over every dance floor like she’s the only one

in the spotlight all night diss’n everyone

and try’n to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

(you’re so much cooler)

when you never pull it out

(you’re so much cuter)

with something in your mouth

(you naughty thing)

you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey

(you naughty women)

you shake your ass around for everyone

(you’re such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(the way you swing)

and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(you naughty thing)

you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey

(you naughty women)

you shake your ass around for everyone

(you’re such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(the way you swing)

and tease them all by sucking on your thumb

you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out

’cause you look so much cuter with something in your

3:17 pm May, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

Bitchezzz gots ta be sportin’ the jacked cheekbones ta hang wiff da Tilty Tilt. If your pointy-ass chin isn’t leaving ball peen hammer bruises on T2’s inner thighes, then feck the fack off!!

5:55 pm May, 18 Justin Bieber said...

@Dr. Bunsen

My mophead douchebag haircut is the trip for the 13 year old hotts old man.

Prepare to die.

5:58 pm May, 18 Troy Tempest said...

sunglasses indoors? Auto Douche.

@Baron – your picture is cool. Unnerving, but cool…

9:04 pm May, 18 Stephanie said...

you guys just don’t see it, blonde stick figure is close to being a anorexia nervosa…sorry I had to point that out.

9:14 pm May, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

Hottie glow outshines the doucheyvibe in this photo. In fact, DB1 has been offering us more hotts per douche in photos today than usual. We must thank him for that, all of us, but hope he doesn’t use it as an excuse to slack on Ass-pear this Friday. We need those billy-bumpers.

10:45 pm May, 18 Baleen said...

The chick on the left has that look you want from her when you stick it in her tooter. Well, at least that’s what I’d like to think.

.

DJ Tilty earns his props by pressing “play” on a laptop cos he’s keepin it real. Now fuck off Tilty.

12:40 am May, 19 teh_abominable_snowdouche said...

Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap..

Huh? Oh.. yea she’s cute.

1:46 am May, 19 Steve L. said...

pic needs less lipstick. LESS.

1:51 am May, 19 Steve L. said...

also, i don’t know what Space Camp is.

but i do know that the douchebag in the pic needs to be space-sworded.

wait. i have no idea what space-swording is either.

6:34 am May, 19 Army of DOuche-ness said...

I plan on listening to the podcast twice since I’ll be wearing my headphone most of the day today anyway. It was great!

i love how when y’all talk about tattoos though, it’s never like really epic sleeves of varying tim Burton inspirations, just barded-wire and chinese characters on the neck, or tribals.

Mike

7:23 am May, 19 Army of DOuche-ness said...

oh shit, revealing my real identity!

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