Tuesday, May 18, 2010
DJ Tilty Tilt
The site’s seeing a bunch of new visitors thanks to today’s Adam Carolla Podcast, so if you’re new to HCwDB, feel free to poke around.
And by poke around, I mean stare at some slender gnaw shoulders on the hotts, followed by a well deserved mock of greaser choads.
And yes, all Hipsterbags went to Space Camp. And that’s not a euphemism.
Some pics are really chock full of a particular kind of hott quality. This one? All about the fwap shoulder gnaw suckle nibble.
Directly behind the skinny armed blonde, Nik Richie checks his tuck under to make sure he’s not sprouting moose knuckle.
Dear Lord, the one on the far left is….no words…gorgeous. And naughty. Her shoulders need my gnawing…
But not all kids that attend Space Camp grow up to be hipster ‘bags. I have a friend that went to Space Camp: not a hipster at all.
Praying mantis hott on right can gnaw on my grub worm any time.
As Natalie blows in his left ear Melodie gets to listen to Nickelback’s greatest hits streaming out his right ear.
When I look at Blondie on the right, I can only think of the Jurassic Park T-Rex. And the T-Rex had disproportionately SHORT arms, not vice-versa.
^ Hey assfuck, learn your left from your right. Way to blow the asshole!
I don’t know what it is, but hot chicks always fall for the handicapped kid. It’s like shooting fish in Xenu’s gapping butthole.
Damn you, you lucky cerebral palsied fuck.
Disproportionately SHORT arms did not have the T-Rex, apparently.
^ I can’t even mock myself correctly. I’ll go sit in the corner now.
@ Dr. Bunsen
My big head would have raged at your Nickleback reference before I became a man of the cloth. And by cloth, I mean I need one to clean up my keyboard after seeing these sweet young legal creatures of God. They are sweet for hanging around Marc Anthony while J-Lo is making money and nursing her twins.
Listening to the PODCAST now. Brilliant! Convinced me to revist after a long hiatus. Good to be back.
Oh, and I pissed in this guy’s gas tank.
Good God. That impish grin is too much. Brunette, I want to take you to a log cabin in the Yukon Territory and fornicate all winter long. Way to make makeup look good, not like your blond friend over there. eeeegh.
I’M SO PUMPED – I finally got my first run on the site with this photo! I submitted several more with these same hots, so hopefully DB1 is paying attention to the comments and will post some revealing more torso curvature, if y’all know what I mean. Actually, I think the hot you can’t see too well (kissy lips, side view) is the uber knawest. Kind of Demi Moore meets Winona Ryder.
Like I said in my previous post, the high schools are getting out of control with all the young bags trolling the campus. Wife beater, hat tilt and sun glasses at the dance is now ok? This dude needs the snot kicked out of him and then swirlied properly in the boy’s restroom. These young girl’s fathers need to start visiting this site so they can see the early signs that their daughter maybe falling under the douche spell.
I went to Space Camp! I think I turned out okay.
Also, blonde on right is very pretty but needs a cheese burger or 12. Same for the brunettes, but she looks the most desperate for some food.
I would love to suckle and gobble on the tender latissimus dorsi of the blonde bleeth on the right.
@ RCK
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My choices were either Nickelback or Justin Bieber. I went with the safer one. I think…
@RCK
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I bow to the genius of these lyrics.
got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
they say it’s over budget but you’d pay her just to touch it come on
needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
if Hollywood had called her she’d be gone before you holler come on
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pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hit’n on her all night long
doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody
ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along
–
(you naughty thing)
you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(you’re such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out
’cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth
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crafty little lip tricks
tattoos on her left hip
she’s bending as you’re spending
there’s no end to it so baby come on…
dressed up like a princess
bet’n that her skin smells
better than the scent of every flower in the desert come on
–
pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
every sugar daddy hit’n on her all night long
doesn’t care about the money she could be with anybody
ain’t it funny how the honey wanted you all along
–
(you naughty thing)
you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(you’re such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out
’cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth
–
she loves the night scene, bar queen, is living for the fun
taking over every dance floor like she’s the only one
in the spotlight all night diss’n everyone
and try’n to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb
–
(you’re so much cooler)
when you never pull it out
(you’re so much cuter)
with something in your mouth
–
(you naughty thing)
you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(you’re such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
–
(you naughty thing)
you’re rip’n up the dance floor honey
(you naughty women)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(you’re such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(the way you swing)
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb
–
you’re so much cooler when you never pull it out
’cause you look so much cuter with something in your
Bitchezzz gots ta be sportin’ the jacked cheekbones ta hang wiff da Tilty Tilt. If your pointy-ass chin isn’t leaving ball peen hammer bruises on T2’s inner thighes, then feck the fack off!!
@Dr. Bunsen
My mophead douchebag haircut is the trip for the 13 year old hotts old man.
Prepare to die.
sunglasses indoors? Auto Douche.
@Baron – your picture is cool. Unnerving, but cool…
you guys just don’t see it, blonde stick figure is close to being a anorexia nervosa…sorry I had to point that out.
Hottie glow outshines the doucheyvibe in this photo. In fact, DB1 has been offering us more hotts per douche in photos today than usual. We must thank him for that, all of us, but hope he doesn’t use it as an excuse to slack on Ass-pear this Friday. We need those billy-bumpers.
The chick on the left has that look you want from her when you stick it in her tooter. Well, at least that’s what I’d like to think.
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DJ Tilty earns his props by pressing “play” on a laptop cos he’s keepin it real. Now fuck off Tilty.
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap..
Huh? Oh.. yea she’s cute.
pic needs less lipstick. LESS.
also, i don’t know what Space Camp is.
but i do know that the douchebag in the pic needs to be space-sworded.
wait. i have no idea what space-swording is either.
I plan on listening to the podcast twice since I’ll be wearing my headphone most of the day today anyway. It was great!
i love how when y’all talk about tattoos though, it’s never like really epic sleeves of varying tim Burton inspirations, just barded-wire and chinese characters on the neck, or tribals.
Mike
oh shit, revealing my real identity!