Thursday, May 20, 2010

Eugene Throws Game

It’s near impossible to follow up the words of douchal wisdom spoken by our 2010 poet laureate of scrotewankery, so here’s a pic of Eugene throwing some “special ed” game at Kat.

Tragically, note Kat’s Ed Hardy t-shirt.

She is Bleeth with Broccoli. And I’m ashamed for making that pun.

# posted by douchebag1
12:20 pm May, 20 bigphatnotadouche said...

Nice tan Asian Hott.

All is well in the Universe.

Get Some Mr Special Ed happy dude

12:29 pm May, 20 Wheezer said...

Tobey Maguire has entered a downward spiral since hearing the Spider-Man movie franchise was rebooting without him.

12:31 pm May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Max Headroom meets asian hott. I give him a pass because I am a douchebag rock star and pastor to the needy.

12:31 pm May, 20 Claude Douchenburg said...

She is obviously a social worker.

12:32 pm May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And that is one cool looking asian hott. Wow. I bet she is into group anal and bukkake during the Superbowl.

12:36 pm May, 20 Goat 777 Anti-Life said...

just wonderin i have a goatee am i a douche? and if it is “douchebag style” should i not give a shit or shave it off? the style of my goatee is similar to Brett Myers it looks like this…

http://lastrow.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/brett-myers.jpg

12:40 pm May, 20 mr.reeve said...

Don’t shave it. That will make you a sheep-bag.

This chick gets the thumbs up for being Asian/Stoner hot but there is Bleeth there too. Maybe the weed has clouded her judgement? Eugene is a dork trying to be a douche which is one of the worst bags out there in my opinion.

12:43 pm May, 20 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Biggest forehead ever. Ever. No mandana on earth could hide that Savannah of face flesh.

12:46 pm May, 20 Mr. White said...

Man, I was really dehydrated when I made that drink.

12:53 pm May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White aka Tomas

Saw The Orphanage last night. I liked it until the ubersappy ending.

Hydration is important. Try some Brawndo next time. It’s got electrolytes!

12:54 pm May, 20 Flounder said...

Eugene is just pointing to where the milk he gets from his mommy comes from.

And no one has the the heart to tell him he shouldn’t point with that finger anymore.

1:08 pm May, 20 The Blessed Scrotini said...

Eugene must’ve had a pretty bad motocross accident for his hand to be that messed up.

And I think Kat’s totally savable. You can totally reverse the bleeth trend if it’s just at “T-shirt while hanging with a douchebag” stage. But once it goes to the “Spray tan w/ Hollywood sunglasses” stage, it’s totally over.

1:27 pm May, 20 Bagnonymous said...

This pic makes me wanna check here just to make sure I’m drinking enough water today.

1:49 pm May, 20 End the Haberdouchery said...

She looks like a young Ms. Swan. He lookah like a douche.

1:55 pm May, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I don’t know, she’s got a little thai lady-boy look going for her that is scaring me a bit. But Eugene rode the short bus to the club for his group-home field trip. He don’t mind.

2:28 pm May, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

LOL Broccoli Bleeth. I think you just came up with a new racial epithet.

2:31 pm May, 20 jonezy said...

more like a poo poo platter

2:32 pm May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

I cam with my left-handed Parole Officer… This is my urine sample …

2:51 pm May, 20 "Big" Tony Ventresca said...

Androgo-hott? Whatever, I’m a cheap date.

3:11 pm May, 20 Scooby Douche said...

Young, hott and asian. Nothing better.

Did she pee in that cup for him?

3:30 pm May, 20 doucheywallnuts said...

Brett Hull has hit hard times since his retirement from the NHL…The mandanna is a call, dare I say cry, for help.

http://imkeithhernandez.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/p1_hull.jpg

3:48 pm May, 20 Horace Dangleballs said...

If she’s Bleeth with Broccoli then Eugene must be ordering “one from column A.”

3:59 pm May, 20 lucious lupus john does it all day long said...

she’s really just helping him to the cab.

9:01 pm May, 20 Elwood Blues said...

Isn’t that the guitarist from Tokyo Hotel that just OD’d on Viagra?

3:51 am May, 21 Steve L. said...

Ed Hardy shirts can reduce a C cup to an A cup. true story.

9:13 am May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ben Rothlisberger’s little brother tries to give the sign for the audible play of “hott to 2nd bathroom stall” but winds up fumbling instead.

6:47 pm May, 21 John Edward said...

Since when did Maculley Culkin start dating Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat?

10:34 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Indeed, if she is Bleeth with Broccoli he is Moo Goo Gay in the Pan.

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