Friday, May 7, 2010

Friday Haiku

Theater club tryouts,

Audition for Glee Club fail.

Janets boobs sing on.

oh Catholic douche

areolae are ignored

so penance is due

— Colossus of Choads

Marcus tries to stand

But gravity field near boobs

Slowly pulls him in

— Mr. White

Swiss Alps inviting,

Dieter stays behind his Wall,

longs for a bratwurst

— Wheezer

Glandular chest puffs

Milky orbs of boob delight

30 PSI

— Vin Douchal

Ben struggles to walk

with his elephantitis

As Jen laughs at size

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Douchie drinks Grey Goose

Janets jublees in danger

vomit eminent

— Scrotediddilyumptious

Fleshy milkmakers.

Jan’s boobs give rise to nethers.

Gravy boat betwixt.

— Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by douchebag1
7:05 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Not so much a douche

More like a neanderthal.

And motorboating!

7:08 am May, 7 Colossus of Choads said...

oh Catholic douche

areolae are ignored

so penance is due

7:08 am May, 7 Mr. White said...

If you’re that angry

When near to giant jubblies

Then you just hate life

7:09 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Jake readies to spew

As the friendly tranny shares

her package details

7:13 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Ben Stiller, you ain’t –

you are simply Poolander.

Dere-lick your balls.

7:14 am May, 7 Mr. White said...

Janet leans over Mark,

whispers, “You think your back hurts?

My spine is severed!”

7:15 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tad convulses on

Jen’s gayly stated remark

That she has herpes

7:15 am May, 7 Douchus Christ said...

Jugs barely contained

Douche isn’t looking because

He is a gaybag

7:16 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Benwah Beads Stiller

not fond of giant flesh mounds;

ridiculous fail

7:17 am May, 7 Mr. White said...

Marcus tries to stand

But gravity field near boobs

Slowly pulls him in

7:21 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Scott pukes in his mouth

As Jen tells him she wants to

Do it with Porch Beef

7:22 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Baby blue boobies

tatines of aquamarine

Diane’s cyan glands

7:25 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Nice comb-over, bra

No really, no one can tell

Bald since seventh grade

7:25 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bill shrinks to fetal

position from hard groin kick

Jen gayly says, “FO”

7:28 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Glandular chest puffs

Milky orbs of boob delight

30 PSI

7:30 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Janet’s make up man

Deep in thought about hard cocck

Ignores Double D’s

7:32 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Chrissy has secret;

she bagged the greasiest choad

for Kappas’ “Douche Dance.”

7:32 am May, 7 Mr. White said...

Yabba dabba douche

Stares off angrily because of

site hypocrisy.

7:34 am May, 7 Bagnonymous said...

Oh, Holy nip slip,

Thou art glorious and keen.

Blessed is your fruit.

.

Bestow your goodness

Upon this fair young virgin.

Bountiful are thee.

7:34 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Michael Stipe, new look

To distract from whiney voice

Still has whiney voice

7:36 am May, 7 Bagnonymous said...

I nominate her

“Best Top-Boob of Twenty Ten”

in this year’s douchies.

7:36 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ben struggles to walk

with his elephantitis

As Jen laughs at size

7:38 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Club music so loud

Chester leans in to say , “Huh?”

Janet barfs down ear

7:38 am May, 7 Scrotediddilyumptious said...

Douchie drinks Grey Goose

Janets jublees in danger

vomit eminent

7:38 am May, 7 Bagnonymous said...

Will Arnette vomits

into God’s gift to man. Why?

Just watched “Parks and Rec.”

7:40 am May, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

superimposed douche

even homosexuals

would stare at that rack

7:40 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Blonde Norsk pupper hott

ready for Iron Man 2,

should be Stark naked.

7:43 am May, 7 Bagnonymous said...

Janet has one rule:

No sex until we’re married.

I’d f*ck her armpit.

7:44 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

AVN Awards

“Best Twink” meets “Best Titty Fuck”

Discuss money shots

7:45 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Skeleton key bling

won’t open her locks – oh well,

he prefers closets.

7:45 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Brad doubles over

from Porch Beef gone bad. Misses

Jen’s friendly offer.

7:49 am May, 7 Bagnonymous said...

How much would you bet

that Janet’s got some awesome

triangle showing?

7:53 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Swiss Alps inviting,

Dieter stays behind his Wall,

longs for a bratwurst

7:53 am May, 7 Mr. White said...

“And that’s when,” Janet

whispers lustily, “I taught

calculus to kids.”

7:54 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Immigration law

not working in Scottsdale;

should profile the scrotes.

7:55 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Trash can, please? Ugh…..

.

.

.

.

Immigration law

not working out in Scottsdale;

should profile the scrotes.

7:56 am May, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Heather tells Brad that

She’s a Tranny with Package

What did he just do??

8:01 am May, 7 mr.reeve said...

Pass Bruce some Ex-Lax

His hole it is a hurtin

Blonde needs a squirten

8:03 am May, 7 Mr. White said...

Bruce furrows his brow

just trying to understand.

“Boobies…girls…uhhh…good?”

8:04 am May, 7 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Fleshy milkmakers.

Jan’s boobs give rise to nethers.

Gravy boat betwixt.

.

Greg’s uninspiring.

Run of the mill smug douche face.

Needs treatment with bat.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

8:08 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

“Cleavage Chicken” game –

they vie for male attention.

She wins…..ohhhhh, she wins…..

8:08 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

Boobs, cans, juggs, tittays

Bulbous, round, tender and soft

In others words… Yes!

8:09 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Db1 waiting

Where are the epic Haikus

Some regs sandbagging

8:10 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

With IT torcher

Our Pfah turns to the darkside

Attempts comb over.

8:10 am May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Yo! Crucial arrives

Time to step up Haiku gane

Uh, no pressure, bro

8:10 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

Her pensive boobies

Pondering their sordid past

Gaze down at the floor.

8:11 am May, 7 douchebag1 said...

Not so great pic, aye.

Will be better next week, aye.

I blame my eye, aye.

– management

8:11 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

Her Milk Gondolas

Make my pants region humid;

Wet Bulb Enthalpy.

8:11 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

Since new site opened

I have not made one Haiku

On time – fuccen work.

8:12 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

New site’s formatting

now letting DB1 down?

Glad I made front page.

Hope podcast went well

Hey Boss, we’d like a report.

I’m sure we’ll get one.

8:12 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

Hey that reminds me:

IHOP has a flap-jack sale;

Devil Twin Pancakes

8:13 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Boss fixed formatting

just as I post my own glitch.

I’ll just stare at boobs.

8:13 am May, 7 douchebag1 said...

Podcast went quite well.

Carolla riffs on Grieco.

Will air in two weeks.

8:14 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

Yesterdays stock crash

Bowed many a head with dread

Her boobs pay homage.

8:14 am May, 7 DarkSock said...

The two architects:

A day late and dollar short.

Epic Deadline Fail.

8:15 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

Blonde’s hairline recedes

Like my portfolio did

But mine can grow back.

8:17 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

These days my budgets

Have been more like three days late

And thousands short… uugghhh.

8:19 am May, 7 Bagnonymous said...

Woke up this morning,

Saw Helene and Janet’s boobs.

Boner all day long.

8:20 am May, 7 Crucial Head said...

At the douchebag Mass

Sinner whispers confession:

“I peed in a horse.”

8:22 am May, 7 Wheezer said...

Will podcast be aired

on Adam Carolla’s site?

Can’t wait to hear it!

.

.

I’m glad it went well!

Celebrate with PBR,

Ho-Ho’s, and Ass Pear.

8:22 am May, 7 mr.reeve said...

Comb over Billy

Thought chicks wouldn’t notice

Boobies and milk please

8:29 am May, 7 Walrus Whisker said...

Please link to podcast

Once it airs – did Carolla’s

Twins attack ankles?

8:41 am May, 7 asspear said...

Morning wood appears

Must check the lock on the door

Blonde boobies? You’ll work…

9:22 am May, 7 Claude Douchenburg said...

White squishy pillows

douche wants to his head tween

too late mine is there

9:22 am May, 7 mr.reeve said...

I am in need

I need my pear fix

DB1 please help

9:23 am May, 7 Claude Douchenburg said...

re-write sorry

White squishy pillows

douche wants to place his head tween

too late mine is there

12:03 pm May, 7 Deltus said...

She looks dumb as toast

Fortunately, this breakfast

Includes two large milk

2:47 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Marta mumbles in

Bart’s ear what she’d do to him

sans his mouth chipmunk.

2:49 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

There is a balm in

Gilead, and in top of

Marta’s low-cut dress.

2:52 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Adonai, there is

a God in Heaven: Boobied,

blonde goddess, Marta.

2:58 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Platinum tresses

and deep cleavite of Hotl in

blue: Bart has no clue.

3:00 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

We stand in udder

disbelief at sight of douche-

puker near Hott Boobs

3:04 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Why does man need to

mammarize his cheeks in pre-

sence of big she-boobs?

3:07 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Behold the man who

tasted so much boob-cheek, his

tongue hid in his cheek.

3:14 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Marta howls at sca–

ry scowler Bart, whose tongue choked

on areola.

3:20 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

He thought she offered

arugula salad; got

areola slaw.

3:23 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Her nips overpow-

ered his tongue and forced his balls

to upchuck in mouth.

3:42 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bart frowns when he re-

alizes his cleavite is

no match for Marta’s.

3:48 pm May, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

If jealous Bart holds

urp much longer, his face will

out-blue Marta’s dress.

10:09 pm May, 7 08ArmyDoc said...

Douche with bad combover

about to hurl in mamvalley

Cheesy rosary beads

2:31 am May, 8 Steve L. said...

boobies turn him off.

hence dead fish eyes. give boobies

to me. much better.

1:11 pm May, 8 creature said...

sick to my stomach

feeding on double udders

too much milk mommy

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