Friday, May 14, 2010

Friday Haiku

I’ve seen this movie,

Harry Lime in “The Third Douche.”

While Beth wears Shrek wipe.

Green scrotumtroll poo

Leaves trail of spray tan on hot

Morn soiled rib fruit

— The Baggernaut

What Troll bag doesn’t

Know, is that you must be this

Tall to ride Ms Beth.

— Dicy

Green Giant butt Q-Tip

tells hott if bear ask does poo

stick to skin, say no!

— creature

For just one dollar

You too can crap on a hott

But there’s a troll bridge

— Ex Douche Machina

David Littleman’s gap

not all that galls and chafes her;

Stupid people trick.

— Wheezer

I would sniff the hell

out of that tank top just to

be close to her chest.

— Bagnonymous

Nancy wears results

Of feeding her horse Taco

Bell’s new Tortada.

— Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by douchebag1
7:05 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Paid-to-pose hottie

does not like green hair and choad;

Thing Poo goes solo.

7:08 am May, 14 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Anne Hathaway hott

exercises poor judgment

cotton candy poo

7:10 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

David Littleman’s gap

not all that galls and chafes her;

Stupid people trick.

7:11 am May, 14 Father Guido Sardouchey said...

Which is more grotesque–

The skidmark on the tank top,

or the troll doll douche?

7:13 am May, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Mimi’s favorite troll

escapes, magically transfers

chest hair to bleeth’s shirt

7:13 am May, 14 Ex Douche Machina said...

Smiling sh%#-stain girl,

Why do you smile, baby?

Totally insane

7:14 am May, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Cleveland steamer tank

plus Jimmy Connors head band?

I don’t care–still HOTT!

7:14 am May, 14 Bagnonymous said...

I would sniff the hell

out of that tank top just to

be close to her chest.

7:15 am May, 14 Ex Douche Machina said...

Proof-positive that

Having a really good bod

Don’t mean there’s a brain

7:15 am May, 14 The Baggernaut said...

Green scrotumtroll poo

Leaves trail of spray tan on hot

Morn soiled rib fruit

7:17 am May, 14 Dicy said...

What Troll bag doesn’t

Know, is that you must be this

Tall to ride Ms Beth.

7:17 am May, 14 curbyourendouchiasm said...

Skidmark meets Ariel

but in reverse–jewel in belly

button nice touch–douche

7:18 am May, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Despite the shit stain,

I can’t stop looking at her.

Man, am I f*ucked up.

7:19 am May, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Green sprouts, orange body?

Yup, he’s a goddamn carrot.

She needs bunny ears…

7:20 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Munchkin cheats up past

Dorothy’s height with help of

Wiz’ Garnet Gut pump.

7:21 am May, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Only one dollar

to rub taint across boobs?

Samurai Scrote approves.

7:21 am May, 14 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

Oh, now I get it

His costume is the tampon

And she is the pad

7:22 am May, 14 curbyourendouchiasm said...

Halloween: excuse

to wear slut gear in public

not Billybob’s shorts

7:25 am May, 14 Ex Douche Machina said...

For just one dollar

You too can crap on a hott

But there’s a troll bridge

7:25 am May, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

too much bejeweled

and facebook farmville will turn

you into these two

7:27 am May, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Oompa Loompa douche

wishes he was proper height:

face right at her crotch.

7:27 am May, 14 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Toxic Ted parties.

Ted lives near nuclear plant.

Dad does not approve.

.

Nancy wears results

Of feeding her horse Taco

Bell’s new Tortada.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:29 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fervent disciples

Of Herpes, Greek God of Choads

Morally bankrupt

7:32 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Bagpoleon’s bro

finds his own Josephine;

height difference matched, too.

7:39 am May, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Resting on her breast

Cheap perfume, last night’s meatloaf

on arm, green poo stain

7:39 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Emerald Shitty:

where hair is green, girls pretty.

He’s Mr. Brownstain

7:40 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

It’s post-work cocktail

Rhino inseminators

Can you catch the drift

7:40 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Troll Doll douche wears

family jewel on abs. Much

bigger than real one.

7:41 am May, 14 boatbutter said...

A pen up his ass

Would make him look just like this

Dumb pencil topper.

7:41 am May, 14 creature said...

Green Giant butt Q-Tip

tells hott if bear ask does poo

stick to skin, say no!

7:42 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hott gives one dollar

to Make-A-Choad Foundation.

She expects change back.

7:42 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

I’d mock the chest tatt

but I can’t decipher design,

nor that on his back

7:44 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Combination of

cowboy killers and choads means

hott lost will to live.

7:44 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Chili eating champ

Greets her personal ass wipe

Room smells mmm-mmm good

7:45 am May, 14 creature said...

Plinky’s mom’s tampon

poses with a hott that was

used as her butt wipe

7:46 am May, 14 boatbutter said...

It looks like this dog

Turned this poor hotty into…

“Stanley Steamer Girl”

7:46 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Samurai Scrote makes

plans with Buffalo Beast to

murder Oompa Choad.

7:47 am May, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Looks like she took a

titty-f*ck from a guy who

doesn’t wipe his ass.

7:48 am May, 14 creature said...

Sasquatch toilet bowl

displays his morning movement

t p & discharge

7:49 am May, 14 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

“Green Giant butt Q-tip”…!

.

Fantastic.

7:51 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Flea’s tries out newest

costume for Chili Pepper’s

new album:Troll Fudge.

7:51 am May, 14 creature said...

hott has scored new job

low cost restroom attendant

men wipe ass on chest

7:53 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hott had no idea

that the phrase “Shit for brains” could

turn out to be true.

7:54 am May, 14 creature said...

hott sees the brightside

though her ass wipe job is vile

it pays good in tips

7:55 am May, 14 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Vampire Troll sparkles

At twilight Bella rides pole

dogs leave stains on shirt

8:02 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hott boosts self-esteem

by posing with massive choad.

Poo not so bad now.

8:06 am May, 14 jonezy said...

After Butt Peeing

Darksock wipes his dragon dong

on her breasticles

8:06 am May, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A buck says that his

oil soiled her top and that green

algae ain’t big ’nuff

8:07 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Her cleavage leakage

suggests topaz instead of

normal silicone.

8:08 am May, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

BP Engineers

deploy oil eating green algae

This slick is too big

8:09 am May, 14 jonezy said...

I am confused

Is she a stained camel toe

or just showing one

8:12 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Hallowe’en costumes

got switched; he is the poo streak,

she should be topless.

8:14 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Spectators beware

Boiled egg eating contest

Best seat not up front

8:15 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Took the money shot

Three way with horse and mongrol

For money and smokes

8:15 am May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cloud of Axe settles

on douche’s head waiting for

spark to help mankind.

8:18 am May, 14 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

One night costume ball

But those tats are permanent

Unemployment line!

8:18 am May, 14 Wheezer said...

Marlboro Ultra’s

and a buck got him a pic;

his paycheck is spent.

8:22 am May, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

I’m not even trying.

This pic is ridiculous.

Nowhere to begin.

8:43 am May, 14 DarkSock said...

Her costume is made

from the pee/poo soiled ruins of

Artie Lange’s tighties…

8:46 am May, 14 Deltus said...

Just when you think that

His costume couldn’t be worse

Check out the navel

9:14 am May, 14 Bag Margera said...

Fecalphiliacs:

When they find love, we suffer

the consequences.

10:55 am May, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

Troll Doll bodyguard

protects the Marlboros of

Princess Cameltoe.

12:32 pm May, 14 DoucheYouWannaDance said...

Looking at photo

One can’t help but wonder:

“Which one’s the *real* asswipe?

12:57 pm May, 14 Business-Casual Douche said...

“What’s your costume, Kim?”

“I’m a a toilet paper sheet!”

Fake tan stain remains.

2:09 pm May, 14 yougottabefuckingkiddingme said...

Treasure troll douche with

Gravity-defying hair

Leaves a long skid-mark

5:15 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

There really is such

a thing as a DOUCHENOZZLE

spouting green head hair.

5:22 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Irish douche can be

found playing head games with Smurf-

like wit and wisdom.

5:25 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

This wanker was raised

on Green River soda pop

and dyed tumbleweed.

5:28 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

He has the Power

of Pinesol, baby: She, the

cameltoe to mop.

5:33 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Ostomates with stain-

less steel holes leave skidmarks on

hotts they whoopee.

5:37 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

If one inserts straw

into navel, the lime slurp-

ee recedes quickly.

5:50 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Beehive hair, chrome sto-

ma are ritual symbols

of Green Movement.

5:54 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Soylent Green finds a

new incarnation as bee’s nest;

Jerzees as teepee..

5:55 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

oops, one too many syllables on line two.

6:01 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Blowing big green head

takes a chrome stoma and lots

of White Hott puffing.

6:14 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bees in green hive are

confused: that’s not their stolen

honey on hott torso.

6:24 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Greenpeace cruises clubs

for new members; polluted

Hotts want to come clean.

6:29 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Which is stranger, the

Mark of the Douche upon the

hair, or the green hair?

6:33 pm May, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

He drinks green tea, she,

dark tea, and the evidence

is so clear to see.

10:34 pm May, 14 Steve L. said...

Beth makes her stain look

like chocolate while clasping

her money tightly.

10:36 pm May, 14 Steve L. said...

all right! a haiku that’s (barely) on time for Friday!

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