Friday, May 28, 2010

Friday Haiku

Cheap flight to Cancun,

Ken’s shades “blu-block” poverty,

Angie’s tortadas: perky.

Now I know why its

called Montezuma’s revenge.

Grieco virus breeds.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Mexican rulers

Considering a big fence

To keep out the douche

— Bagnonymous

Make love, not war BOOBS

Tune in, turn on, drop out BOOBS

Groovy, far out BOOBS

— Wheezer

His giant wrist watch

Solemnly reminds me that

It’s time to get ill.

— Crucial Head

American spunk

Fleshing out a peace agreement

Ernesto says no

— saulgoode42

Its Jamacian Day

Lake Elsinore bombarded

With 4:20 Douche

— Vin Douchal

# posted by douchebag1
6:59 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Whats up with pre-10

start? Barely time to get my

game on. Now Mock begins.

7:03 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Now I know why its

called Montezuma’s revenge.

Grieco virus breeds.

7:03 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Make love, not war BOOBS

Tune in, turn on, drop out BOOBS

Groovy, far out BOOBS

7:03 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Mexican nomad

Walks on the beach peacefully

Thinks these two are douche

7:03 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Her aqua floaters

Don’t purify his skid tats

Gonna be seasick!

7:04 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

His pinky finger

Points at the only good thing

Within this picture

7:04 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Mermaid Ariel

made siren call in the Gulf,

caught a live grease spill

7:04 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Even the locals

know to run away in fear

from double duck face.

7:05 am May, 28 dknutty said...

The giant mountains

almost obstruct the view of

Tiger Woods’ mother

7:05 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

All I know is this:

Douche really will be “hung loose”

When I kick his nads.

7:05 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Local to the left

Brings his haz-mat to this scene

Quick! Cover these ‘bags!

7:06 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Mountain in background

Really giant sea creature

Up for feeding time

7:07 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Iradium shades

Train his eyes not to wander

To peasant men’s butts.

7:08 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Those mountainous mounds

So lush and so enticing

The hott’s are nice too.

7:08 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Early haiku means

new syllabication rules?

Five-seven-seven?

(pending edit, of course – Boss clearly distracted by BOOBS)

7:09 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Couple attempts to

Remain calm despite being

Cthulhu’s dinner.

7:09 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shaman seeks to clean

sands of his homeland. Voodoo

dolls will be tried next.

7:10 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

BP workers race

To stop this latest grease spill

Bad Press from oil leaks!

7:11 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

The dog breed “poodle”

not derived as retrofit

for doodles on poo.

7:12 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Manuel tries to save

his village from douche and bleeth.

Spikes mixed drinks all day.

7:15 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Tequila sunrise:

She must be drunk to wanna

eat his fuccen worm.

7:15 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Mexican rulers

Considering a big fence

To keep out the douche

7:15 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

His giant wrist watch

Solemnly reminds him that

It’s time to get ill.

7:16 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

First Exxon Valdez

Then Deepwater Horizon

This Choad greases both!

7:17 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Arizona says,

“Fine, we’ll take your illegals–

but you get these f*cks!”

7:17 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shaman sings the songs

needed for chupacabra

release. Gore to follow.

7:17 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

*last haiku SHOULD have read:**

.

.

His giant wrist watch

Solemnly reminds ME that

It’s time to get ill.

7:18 am May, 28 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

A new luchador

Mascara Pudtastica

Steel cage full of poo

7:18 am May, 28 Basement Virgin said...

Arizona’s Law:

Must be this round to enter

Mexico keeps douche

7:19 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

“Melting pot” culture

means I’d like to see these two

stewed in hot water.

7:19 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Export BP’s fix

‘Top Kill’ seems appropriate

Send mud down his pipes

7:19 am May, 28 saulgoode42 said...

American spunk

Fleshing out a peace agreement

Ernesto says no

7:20 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Poncho lurks behind

Eyes his next kidnap victims

But they are worth zilch.

7:22 am May, 28 dknutty said...

Surf’s up Shaka Douche

massive swell on cleavite’s chest

but not douche’s pants

7:22 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Challo! My name is

Inigo Montoya. You

are a fuccen douche.

7:22 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mayans missed the date

that the world will end. GET SOME

better math skills guys.

7:22 am May, 28 Turdacious said...

BP oil spill reaches Mexican coast

What washes up alarms cleanup crew

worse then imagine

7:25 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This “couple” is the

reason why the rest of the

world hates our culture.

7:25 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Third Teton in back:

Al Bundy likes that for dancing;

shoves shoe up Bud’s ass.

7:26 am May, 28 Turdacious said...

bolsa de duchas vaginales

7:27 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

She will survive in

her aqua float device if

he don’t pop ’em first

7:27 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Federales say

Could have had him any day

But he was just gay.

7:27 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Messed up syllables,

now I’m distracted by BOOBS.

Time for motorboat.

7:28 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche paid big bucks for

tatts from local artists. So

what does “puta” mean?

7:28 am May, 28 doucheywallnuts said...

Boobies tatts douchebags

Kissy lips hair gel douchebags

Don’t come home douchebags

7:30 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Jose eyes these two

Will capture – paint like zebras

For the Cancun Zoo.

7:31 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Who would tat up such

pure gibberish? Perhaps he

is just dyslexic?

7:31 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Buffalo Beast sports

Large hat to shade from the sun

And muffle his mocks.

7:33 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Yea, they smile now

But Miguel dons all their clothes

And scurries away.

7:35 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Their faces look like

They just ate some poi. Or it

could be bad Porch Beef?

7:35 am May, 28 Mayor McDouche said...

Seargent Slaughter chin

Bag lady looks disgusted

Pinky points to rack

7:36 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

A new fashion trend

Demonstrated by Ramon

Wear all that you own.

7:36 am May, 28 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Pablo in back thinks:

“Este gringo es un choad.”

And he is correct.

.

Boobies, large yet firm.

Boobies, make the world go ’round.

Boobies, I like them.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:36 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Locals are enraged

cruise ship left trash on their beach.

AXE makes for good blaze.

7:38 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Hott is really just

A “humammitarian”

Feeds milk to orphans.

7:39 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is that a colored

pinata behind his head?

Just swing bat for him!

7:39 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Drug mules pose for their

last pic ever before Juan

decapitates them.

7:39 am May, 28 Claude Douchenburg said...

Turquoise mushrooms bloom.

Nuclear disarmament.

Punch douche in the face.

7:40 am May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Global chesticles

Hurricane alert down south

Milk storm on the way

7:41 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“The porch beef tacos

are very good today. Try

‘special’ sauce on them.”

7:43 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Cabo San Lucas:

Home of Arches at Mam’s End

Pacific meets boobs.

7:43 am May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Jamacian hit squad

Ready to lop of his head

Hold boobs for ransom

7:45 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Vegetation on

hill in back is denuded.

Douche Force is strong here!

7:45 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

WAIT WAIT GIMME A MINUTE HERE

7:46 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

Looks like kissy lips,

but they’re just blowing out the

sand after 69.

7:46 am May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Her boobs say, “Oh, yes”

HIs pose states, “I am a dick”

Tatts ask,”Please kill me”

7:47 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Federales test

Chest cannons on invading

Guatemalan force.

7:48 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Old regs bring da mock,

haiku numbers gettin’ swole;

hundred in an hour?

7:49 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Paco wander’s by

Hoping no one notices

His garment fetish.

7:49 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

Sorry, one too many syllables

Looks like kissy lips,

but they’re just blowing out sand

after 69.

7:50 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

Plinky’s Mom face-down

Behind them in the distance;

Protects beach from oil

ahhhh I got nuthin

7:51 am May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Its Jamacian Day

Lake Elsinore bombarded

With 4:20 Douche

7:52 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

I would stick my hard

Peninsula into her

Sea of Kotex… what?

7:53 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

The DoucheCabra

Clutches close his writhing prey;

Will soon gorge on milk

7:54 am May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Await money shot

Plinky’s mom jerks off Sasquatch

He wants more than her

7:54 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big

Their gravity is pulling

Iwo Jima near

7:55 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Vacationing in

Cancun – locals notice that

She has cans and poon.

7:56 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

Border Patrol plan:

Repulse illegal crossings

With Douche/Bleethe picket

7:56 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His cheap sunglasses

Make ZZ Top just want to

rename their great tune

7:57 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

The mountain beyond

Sees her twin tetons o’ milk;

Slinks away jealous

7:58 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Pillowy bosoms

During hurricane season

Shelter from the storm.

7:58 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two have no clue

they are soon to be stars in

Tijuana Donkey show.

.

.

(I know last line is six but Boss fucked up too.)

7:58 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

Starving locals come

Drawn by the smell of fresh milk;

Domos la leche

7:59 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ @ myself

.

Switch Tijuana with Cancun

(now it is five)

7:59 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

Tonite she rides him

Thus is proved BP’s theory;

Topkill smothers oil

7:59 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two have no clue

they are soon to be stars in

Cancun Donkey show.

8:00 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Plinky’s mom breaches

And hungrily eyes next meal

Milkshake with a turd.

8:00 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

I’d splash tartar sauce

on her fish taco–no, wait–

on her boobs instead.

8:00 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

I know this one thing:

She was made for tit-fuccen;

Dignity Be Damned

8:00 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Quetzalcoatl

wants to feather his serpent

betwixt teal tatines

8:00 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hang Loose is his hand

sign that he’s havin’ trouble

with his bowel movements.

8:02 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

Just look at the toys

He found in his Crappy Meal;

For kids under 3.

8:02 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Douchebag doesn’t know

Mexican tattoo artists

Use strychnine based ink.

8:03 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Looks like kissy-lips,

but they’re really fellating

invisible cockk.

8:03 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

They are not drug mules;

She has an actual mule

Between her teats, though.

8:04 am May, 28 Crucial Head said...

Haughty couple pose

While Darksock aims his speed boat

For the hopeless shore.

8:05 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

New hangover cure:

sharing tortilla fart smells

on crowded beaches?

8:06 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

She leans left to fart,

they both whiff the smelly air.

Beans for lunch? Why, yes!

8:06 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

What was I thinking?

‘Burrito,’ not ‘tortilla’!

I am but a shell.

8:07 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

100?

8:07 am May, 28 YES, THAT MUTHUFUCKA!! said...

100!!

8:08 am May, 28 Bagnonymous said...

Holy crap, Wheezer!

Two fart jokes at the same time!

Our vulcan mind-meld.

8:09 am May, 28 YES, THAT MUTHUFUCKA?? said...

Good thing I know an

Admin – furtively delete

Wheezer’s stealth bogart.

8:09 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Yes, Bagnonymous,

we are thinking alike, brah!

Blesséd are her boobs.

8:11 am May, 28 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wheezer hits hunnert

MUTHUFUCKA is perhaps

but a shell? Ha Ha!

9:50 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Comment box is back!

Epic haiku threads like this

shall not be silenced!

10:05 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

Mexicans peddle

their wares all day for table

scraps from white-trash puds.

10:07 am May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I’ll bet you swallow

first” she said right before the

donkey blew its load.

10:10 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

Stars and peace signs on

boobies. Graffiti and skin

cancer on chin sack.

10:16 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

Rose Colored Glasses,

make Mexico look like hell,

bleeth look like Satan.

10:20 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

Everyone wears hats

to block out the sun, except

these stupid gringos.

10:23 am May, 28 Bag Margera said...

He was tanning all

day while she was sucking off

a hotel bell hop.

10:26 am May, 28 Troy Tempest said...

boobie Boobie boob

Boobie Boobie Boobie boob

Boobie Boobs boobie

11:11 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Giant brown mamma-

ry and aqua-tits are smooth

foils for seat-oats hair.

11:14 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Little finger point-

ing to big tits indicates

thumb beef erection.

11:20 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Peninsula with

one brown boob holds own against

twin-tits and two twats.

11:25 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Black wifebeater and

aqua swim top go head to

head on flat to round.

11:29 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Bodacious douche and

curvaceous blonde may do more

beach damage than oil.

11:34 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Restless natives roam

the beach, discover douche and

hott are toxic spill.

11:37 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Two kissing goura-

mis on a tropical beach?

“No comprende, Jose.”

11:40 am May, 28 Deltus said...

Jumbley nice boobs,

Big knockers, fleshy funbags,

Nice jugs, spurt spurt spurt

8:31 pm May, 30 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

boobitty boob boob

sun ra’s ghost in the background

and furthermore boobs

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