Friday, May 21, 2010

Full Metal Bodyspray

Now that’s what I call storming the beaches of Nora and Mandy.

# posted by douchebag1
9:22 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

“Stay in the Cage with Buffalo Beast for 5 Minutes and Win $100 Night” was a rousing success with the douchebag MMA crowd replacing”Stay in Plinky’s Mom’s Vagina for 5 Minutes and Win $100 Night” which never really caught on.

9:23 am May, 21 Private Pile said...

Now I know next to nothing about being in the military as I am a giant pussy myself… but this guy actually appears to be in the service.

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Gotta say: Notta and fuccen hotta.

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If he returns to civilian life and pulls this shirtless schtick… then we will revisit this whole thing.

9:26 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He wins.

9:29 am May, 21 Wheezer said...

Replica military gear (including fake dog tags)? Check.

Shirtlessness? Check.

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Douche.

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Mitigating factors: no visible tatts, smiling in the presence of bikini kindahotts (no, I probably wouldn’t turn ’em down, either), face seems clear of fung, no hand gestures…..hmmmmm, borderline stage-1/2. Shades are questionable as this appears to be a concert venue and could be outdoors (re: bikinis).

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He is redeemable if he’d lose the “military” stuff and put on a shirt. Plain t-shirts and jeans are never really out of style, after all.

9:29 am May, 21 Jimmy said...

It is pretty cool how douches can take up the guise of a soldier to try and bang hotties. I mean other people sacrificing their lives, minds and bodies so you can have try and get pussy is awesome.

Fucking tool.

That said, if I had to dress up like a solider to have a threesome with these two I would look like GI mother fucking Joe.

9:33 am May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When the chick on the left takes off her purse, she halves her body weight. Get a sammich!

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Chick on the right has some major skeletal issues. Get an orthopedist stat!

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If this dude was/is in SOCOM, hats off to him. If not, don’t actually disgrace any of the people who are just so you can pull in pussy.

9:34 am May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oh and fuck Justin Bieber! You’re goin’ down punk!

9:34 am May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is Nickelback playing at EVERY state fair this year? Geez!

9:37 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Remember to raise your glass and toast Briana Banks’ birthday today.

Serious Ass Pear

Salud

9:39 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Nice ass .gif :

Jessica Beil

It must be Friday

9:43 am May, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Booth babes? or is that some other venue than a convention?

9:52 am May, 21 Gangadouche said...

What’s with the sheepisch grin boy?

drop and give me 20!!!

Semi-hott on left,turn off the laser eyes.

Not-hott on right,go find your kids,cage fight’s over.

10:08 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

they bagged with their goose on?

10:16 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

10:17 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Big Red (open oozing) One

10:17 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Inglorious AssTurds

10:17 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

A Britches Too Far

10:18 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

Whora! Whora! Whora!

10:18 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

Das Poon

10:19 am May, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Whoa Vin! BB FTW!!

Now excuse me whilst I go soil myself!

10:19 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

30 Seconds Over Tony’s “O”

10:20 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

A Taco-Lips Now

10:20 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Spurt Locker

10:21 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Gonads of (Dave) Navarone

10:22 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Extraordinary Seaman

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didn’t have to change that one

10:23 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

Battle of the Pants Bulge

10:23 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Fwapping Leathernecks

10:24 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

The Winds of Whore

10:27 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

charlie wilson’s whores

10:28 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

war and bleeth

10:29 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Pee Whore Soldier’s.

10:30 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

don’t cry its only thunderthighs

10:30 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Gay of Pigs.

10:31 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

Amenageatrois Now

10:31 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Three Twinks.

10:31 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

uncommon vinegar

10:32 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Ramblow

10:33 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Cockks of War.

10:33 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

good morning, pee-it-numb

10:33 am May, 21 End the Haberdouchery said...

Nooo! The Taliban have sent in herpes infected women to go after our soldiers, hoping to take them out with suicide bombers while they’re busy applying cream to their cold sores.

10:33 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Cunt of Red Cockktober.

10:34 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Queer Hunter.

10:35 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

the seige of firecrotch glory-holes

10:36 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

PoonToon.

10:36 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

ben hur over andover

10:36 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Tour of Doody.

10:37 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

the african queef

10:37 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Team Americunt World Poolice

10:38 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Band of ButtLovers.

10:39 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Dirty Dozen…

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Wait.

10:39 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

the great dicktaker

10:39 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Fags of our Fathers.

10:39 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Any Pee at the Gates.

10:40 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Longest Gay.

10:41 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

lawrence of a labia

10:42 am May, 21 Euripidouche said...

von dicked often and blew

10:43 am May, 21 Justin Bieber said...

@ DR. Bunsen Honeydouche

Prepare to die. And we don’t do state fairs yet.

Fuck, I blew my cover.

The Reverend Chad Kroeger.

10:44 am May, 21 Bagnonymous said...

My howitzer would probably shoot its ordinance before actually touching the sandy shores of Nora & Mandy.

10:56 am May, 21 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Paths of Glory Hole Operator Fag

10:59 am May, 21 Troy Tempest said...

Full Metal Douchebag

11:02 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Stink the Pissmark.

11:03 am May, 21 jcdouchey said...

thinking of my jizzmark

11:03 am May, 21 jcdouchey said...

heh heh…Cru..

11:03 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Poo-571

11:03 am May, 21 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Pladouche

11:04 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Letters from Pee Woot! G-spot.

11:05 am May, 21 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

The Thin Red Skidmark

11:06 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

30 Douchebags Over Token Hole.

11:07 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

Shitler’s Fist.

11:07 am May, 21 Crucial Head said...

The Pissific.

11:09 am May, 21 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Hamburger Hillbilly

11:13 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

Full Metal Jackass

11:14 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

Bridge over the sphincter quai

11:14 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

All Quiet on the Western Cunt

11:15 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

Gomer’s Pile, U.S.M.C.

11:18 am May, 21 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Dr. Gaylove

11:19 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

The Cunt for Red Cockktober

11:21 am May, 21 scrotum pole said...

Dammit late on that one^^

11:21 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bridge Over the River Gay.

11:23 am May, 21 A said...

Or: How I Learned to Stop Feltching and Love the Bum

11:25 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Enema At the Gates

11:28 am May, 21 Jimmy said...

Shaving Ryan’s Privates is my favorite gay porn title ever. Close second is Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks

11:28 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Casualties of Whore

11:29 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nell’s Angels

11:29 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Balls of Montezuma

11:29 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fart’s War

11:30 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Battle of Shitain.

11:31 am May, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Green Axesprays.

11:32 am May, 21 Douche Unto Others said...

Being ex-military, I can attest to the fact that this guy’s gear is real and he is almost certainly legit. Doesn’t mean he isn’t a douche. I’m just saying you can’t make that call based on his attire. Give this dude a pass.

11:45 am May, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

I was just going to say I’m going to make the wild assumption this isn’t some marine homecoming. DUO, thanks for raining on my parade. :-/

So yes, I do think the poo-wer of this photo is based on whether this guy is an actual marine getting a proper homecoming, or some greased up club choad playing the part.

Of course there can be many shades of gray here, but more research is needed. Especially about the hotts. Bouncy, gnawy research.

11:46 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Full Scrotal Package

11:47 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Das Poot

11:48 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Der Untergangbang

11:51 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The Poopy Taint of Colonel Douche

11:52 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The Great Dick Taint Whore

11:52 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The Pianist

11:53 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Paths of Glory Holes

11:53 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And why the hell does this guy’s hat say “MOOCOW”?

11:55 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Plus, those girls look skankarific. I wouldn’t fuck them with Medusa’s dick.

11:56 am May, 21 YES, THAT MUTHUFUCKA!! said...

100!!

11:58 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ho smell vagina

12:02 pm May, 21 DarkSock said...

Hogan’s She-Ho’s

12:03 pm May, 21 Pömmelhorse Pümmelfister said...

The Hope for Cheap Men Trail.

12:04 pm May, 21 Natalia said...

he looks so happy to be there, actually i would too damn it.

12:05 pm May, 21 Pömmelhorse Pümmelfister said...

He’s a World Wart Toot hero.

12:07 pm May, 21 Walrus Whisker said...

Can’t knock a dude who’s performing the Tit Offensive.

12:08 pm May, 21 Teddy Tendergass said...

No Walrus, perhaps you were thinking of The Battle of Gay Dong.

12:11 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s trying to convince them to fight at the Battle of WaterLube.

12:12 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pretty soon he looks to be losing the Battle of the Bulge.

12:35 pm May, 21 creature said...

I hoped he gave them both the “Al Quaeda cave blow out”

12:39 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“They had to take me out of action after I took one in the melon at the Battle of Poon Tang.”

12:39 pm May, 21 scrotum pole said...

Wow, Just wow.^^

12:40 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I Pop Her Clits Now

12:42 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No need to alter: Run Silent, Run Deep

12:43 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Another no need to alter: Operation Snatch

12:58 pm May, 21 G. Gorgeous Clitty said...

He’s in the trenches during the Battle of Scrotekinawa.

1:01 pm May, 21 Walrus Whisker said...

Life after The Battle of Douchekirk went splendid for this private until he was called back into doody to fight in The Battle of Scrotingrad.

1:46 pm May, 21 Euripidouche said...

too late the hard on

3:19 pm May, 21 MILLS said...

Behind Mandys’ thighs

3:19 pm May, 21 MILLS said...

… it would be a porno version of Behind enemy lines.

10:32 am May, 22 scrotum pole said...

@ Dr Bunsen 12:42

Didn’t Buffalo Beast star in that one?

11:04 am May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kelly’s Zeroes.

11:05 am May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Thin Red Douche.

11:07 am May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Midway 2- Tojo’s Skank Revenge

9:46 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

They Blew Max

9:48 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Tails of the South Pacific

9:49 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Coming and Coming Home

9:50 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Rump Silent, Rump Deep

9:56 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

The Battle of the Minotaur and the Merry Macs

10:03 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

The Sinews of Piece

10:05 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

The Hinges of Nate

10:07 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Das Boob

10:10 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Das Booty

10:16 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

War and Two Pieces

10:17 pm May, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Triple-lie

8:10 pm May, 23 Steve L. said...

Inglouri-Ass Douchetards

8:10 pm May, 23 Steve L. said...

my World War 2 references are very rusty.

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