Friday, May 21, 2010
Full Metal Bodyspray
Now that’s what I call storming the beaches of Nora and Mandy.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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“Stay in the Cage with Buffalo Beast for 5 Minutes and Win $100 Night” was a rousing success with the douchebag MMA crowd replacing”Stay in Plinky’s Mom’s Vagina for 5 Minutes and Win $100 Night” which never really caught on.
Now I know next to nothing about being in the military as I am a giant pussy myself… but this guy actually appears to be in the service.
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Gotta say: Notta and fuccen hotta.
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If he returns to civilian life and pulls this shirtless schtick… then we will revisit this whole thing.
He wins.
Replica military gear (including fake dog tags)? Check.
Shirtlessness? Check.
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Douche.
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Mitigating factors: no visible tatts, smiling in the presence of bikini kindahotts (no, I probably wouldn’t turn ’em down, either), face seems clear of fung, no hand gestures…..hmmmmm, borderline stage-1/2. Shades are questionable as this appears to be a concert venue and could be outdoors (re: bikinis).
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He is redeemable if he’d lose the “military” stuff and put on a shirt. Plain t-shirts and jeans are never really out of style, after all.
It is pretty cool how douches can take up the guise of a soldier to try and bang hotties. I mean other people sacrificing their lives, minds and bodies so you can have try and get pussy is awesome.
Fucking tool.
That said, if I had to dress up like a solider to have a threesome with these two I would look like GI mother fucking Joe.
When the chick on the left takes off her purse, she halves her body weight. Get a sammich!
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Chick on the right has some major skeletal issues. Get an orthopedist stat!
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If this dude was/is in SOCOM, hats off to him. If not, don’t actually disgrace any of the people who are just so you can pull in pussy.
Oh and fuck Justin Bieber! You’re goin’ down punk!
Is Nickelback playing at EVERY state fair this year? Geez!
Remember to raise your glass and toast Briana Banks’ birthday today.
Serious Ass Pear
Salud
Nice ass .gif :
Jessica Beil
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It must be Friday
Booth babes? or is that some other venue than a convention?
What’s with the sheepisch grin boy?
drop and give me 20!!!
Semi-hott on left,turn off the laser eyes.
Not-hott on right,go find your kids,cage fight’s over.
they bagged with their goose on?
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
The Big Red (open oozing) One
The Inglorious AssTurds
A Britches Too Far
Whora! Whora! Whora!
Das Poon
Whoa Vin! BB FTW!!
Now excuse me whilst I go soil myself!
30 Seconds Over Tony’s “O”
A Taco-Lips Now
The Spurt Locker
The Gonads of (Dave) Navarone
The Extraordinary Seaman
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didn’t have to change that one
Battle of the Pants Bulge
The Fwapping Leathernecks
The Winds of Whore
charlie wilson’s whores
war and bleeth
Pee Whore Soldier’s.
don’t cry its only thunderthighs
The Gay of Pigs.
Amenageatrois Now
Three Twinks.
uncommon vinegar
Ramblow
The Cockks of War.
good morning, pee-it-numb
Nooo! The Taliban have sent in herpes infected women to go after our soldiers, hoping to take them out with suicide bombers while they’re busy applying cream to their cold sores.
The Cunt of Red Cockktober.
The Queer Hunter.
the seige of firecrotch glory-holes
PoonToon.
ben hur over andover
Tour of Doody.
the african queef
Team Americunt World Poolice
Band of ButtLovers.
The Dirty Dozen…
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Wait.
the great dicktaker
Fags of our Fathers.
Any Pee at the Gates.
The Longest Gay.
lawrence of a labia
von dicked often and blew
@ DR. Bunsen Honeydouche
Prepare to die. And we don’t do state fairs yet.
Fuck, I blew my cover.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger.
My howitzer would probably shoot its ordinance before actually touching the sandy shores of Nora & Mandy.
Paths of Glory Hole Operator Fag
Full Metal Douchebag
Stink the Pissmark.
thinking of my jizzmark
heh heh…Cru..
Poo-571
Pladouche
Letters from Pee Woot! G-spot.
The Thin Red Skidmark
30 Douchebags Over Token Hole.
Shitler’s Fist.
The Pissific.
Hamburger Hillbilly
Full Metal Jackass
Bridge over the sphincter quai
All Quiet on the Western Cunt
Gomer’s Pile, U.S.M.C.
Dr. Gaylove
The Cunt for Red Cockktober
Dammit late on that one^^
Bridge Over the River Gay.
Or: How I Learned to Stop Feltching and Love the Bum
Enema At the Gates
Shaving Ryan’s Privates is my favorite gay porn title ever. Close second is Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks
Casualties of Whore
Nell’s Angels
Balls of Montezuma
Fart’s War
The Battle of Shitain.
The Green Axesprays.
Being ex-military, I can attest to the fact that this guy’s gear is real and he is almost certainly legit. Doesn’t mean he isn’t a douche. I’m just saying you can’t make that call based on his attire. Give this dude a pass.
I was just going to say I’m going to make the wild assumption this isn’t some marine homecoming. DUO, thanks for raining on my parade. :-/
So yes, I do think the poo-wer of this photo is based on whether this guy is an actual marine getting a proper homecoming, or some greased up club choad playing the part.
Of course there can be many shades of gray here, but more research is needed. Especially about the hotts. Bouncy, gnawy research.
Full Scrotal Package
Das Poot
Der Untergangbang
The Poopy Taint of Colonel Douche
The Great Dick Taint Whore
The Pianist
Paths of Glory Holes
And why the hell does this guy’s hat say “MOOCOW”?
Plus, those girls look skankarific. I wouldn’t fuck them with Medusa’s dick.
100!!
Ho smell vagina
Hogan’s She-Ho’s
The Hope for Cheap Men Trail.
he looks so happy to be there, actually i would too damn it.
He’s a World Wart Toot hero.
Can’t knock a dude who’s performing the Tit Offensive.
No Walrus, perhaps you were thinking of The Battle of Gay Dong.
He’s trying to convince them to fight at the Battle of WaterLube.
Pretty soon he looks to be losing the Battle of the Bulge.
I hoped he gave them both the “Al Quaeda cave blow out”
“They had to take me out of action after I took one in the melon at the Battle of Poon Tang.”
Wow, Just wow.^^
I Pop Her Clits Now
No need to alter: Run Silent, Run Deep
Another no need to alter: Operation Snatch
He’s in the trenches during the Battle of Scrotekinawa.
Life after The Battle of Douchekirk went splendid for this private until he was called back into doody to fight in The Battle of Scrotingrad.
too late the hard on
Behind Mandys’ thighs
… it would be a porno version of Behind enemy lines.
@ Dr Bunsen 12:42
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Didn’t Buffalo Beast star in that one?
Kelly’s Zeroes.
The Thin Red Douche.
Midway 2- Tojo’s Skank Revenge
They Blew Max
Tails of the South Pacific
Coming and Coming Home
Rump Silent, Rump Deep
The Battle of the Minotaur and the Merry Macs
The Sinews of Piece
The Hinges of Nate
Das Boob
Das Booty
War and Two Pieces
Triple-lie
Inglouri-Ass Douchetards
my World War 2 references are very rusty.