Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Iron Mamm
I don’t know if there are douchebags in this pic.
I don’t even know how hott this hott is.
All I know is, everywhere I look, everything reminds me of her.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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NFL linebackers have less padding than this hott. I’d still sniff that pit, though.
I see two faux hawks, dude on the right is making some kind of wanna be model face and the latina hot has great boobs and freshly shaved pits. It’s a good one.
Can’t find Waldo behind those boobies anywhere…
Hey gang! Just in case you didn’t listen to the podcast, I wanted to drop by and tell you, “Women are stupid!”
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God Bless!
Ahh the Nuclear Tits… “Go Away Off My Earth!!!”
10 points to Ted for awesome Descendents reference.
Mmm, Camp Pendleton domes. If I were a kraken I would motorboat the hell out of them.
Sylvia Saint-Onofre. Nice.
N[i]99ce!
L-R
– Sucking in his gut whilst squealching a Palak Paneer fart
– Yowza !!!!!!
– Famous Twink
Bi-racial/bi-ethnic/bi chicks are hotts…This one might smell like scallions, but she is hott nevertheless and as a result I would anoint her with my scepter.
I’m going with nottas..
Whatya think, has she got pygmy gum drops or those stretch-y areola nips that point to 10 & 2 ?
By pygmy gum drops you mean brown, perfectly centered and hard ones that protrude like the eraser of a brand new #2 pencil, I say “Yes!”
Unawares of their impending immolation, the two scrotes cheerfully pose with a chesty hott as Buffalo Beast silently activates his heat vision powers deep in the background.
the radiation from her perfect nuclear powered boobies seems to have turned two gay gerbils into two douchebags
I see the deformed clones of Liam Neeson, Tia Carrere, and Ricky Martin. And by deformed I mean Carrere clone has Boobies. Party on deformed douches.
So fake I can see the incision scars even through her top. So fake, if Steve Fossett were still alive he’d call her Spirit of Freedom II and try to pilot her around the globe. Since righthand squintydouche is undoubtedly Ricky Martin, I conclude she is a Brazilian tranny. Meanwhile, rubberface uglybrother sympathy squints, oblivious and forlorn.
@Dr. Bunsen
I know you are hiding behind the clones.
Prepare to die.
so fake they warp in the sun.
so fake, she deflates them before she goes to sleep at night.
so fake they operate as flotation devices.
so fake they pretend to speak Swahili – because they think they sound cool that way.
so fake when she squeezes her boobs she can caulk her windows.
so fake, they’re prehensile and robotic.
DB1,
There are douchebags in this pic.
Bag A
so fake, she works as a hydraulic lift.
so fake, she makes more money stripping than the clone on the right
so fake, she uses herself as a backyard tampoline.
She’s showing off those fake golden globes while the two proto-douches in the background ponder their luck.
The mounds on her chest are leavened with some kind of hardened organic content that defies the digging fingernail. That, I am sure of.
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And I’m okay with that. And by “me”, I mean my convulsing tapioca dispatcher. Me personally? I am not a fake breast fan. But every time I try and tell that to the glue-filled grenade launcher betwixt me legs, it just lobs another round into the Kleenex suppository.
Manfred and Frederick managed heroically polite grimaces as the brutal aroma of curdled milk being gargled by the reanimated corpse of a baboon that was recently drowned in chipmunk colon-slobber wafted from Griselda’s armpit and into their nauseated nostrils.
Steve Nash continued to party deep into the evening, long after Tim Duncan’s elbow made unfortunate contact with his left eye.
Lee “Left Eye” Lopez never let his chronic case of Pink Eye slow his rounds on the Tuscaloosa club circuit.
Harriet’s atrophied right bicep was a constant source of amusement for the gang whenever there was a lull in the conversation.
*time to listen to the podcast*
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Brb.
so fake, they play three card monte.
so fake, they think Adam Carolla is funny.
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what – too soon?
so fake, their fake ID is fake.
so fake, their fakeness is fake because they’re fakey fake fakers. fake.
so fake, they say the pledge of allegiance… in Spanish.
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what – too soon?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that made no sense whatsoever. Time for bed.
I’m with Crucial Head on this one. Regarding boobs that are most likely faker than a Hollywood trollop’s friendships (but there’s something in my head that will always hold out for gorgeous boobs like that to be real until I have better proof than this pic), my head says no, but my loins say, “Huuuuh-UUUUUHHHNNNN!”
$50 says…
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…who am I kidding. $50 would be stuffed between those chest torpedoes and my face would be right behind it.
Oh goodie. More spammers. Just what the place needed.
@MaynardCarissa,
So… THAT’S how you paid for those big fake gazonka zonks?
Btw,
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Big ups to Boss for scoring some face-time with Carolla. Brotha gotsta gets his in dis heya economenical crisses, knowwhati’msayin’?
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Sure, the bloke blows harder than Clay Aiken at a cockk trombone sound check. But he had some humorous points and The Hammer was a pretty damn good movie.
Dude on the right is certified non-douche, but dude on the left is sort of a ” proto-simian Alfred E Newman-Where’s Waldo-Emmett Kelley” clownface.
Looking like an idiot before equally idiotic fake tits.
Which look very nice anyway in skin-tight knit with plenty of bare flesh to enhance the contrasting curves in blue.
Power of hotchick outweighs douche in this photo.
um, I’m thinking they are pre-douches. Just give them a month or two,and they’ll buy a Ed Hardy shirt…just give them time.
she’s got more muscle than the guys do. What kind of boys have we got here? All they are are hair gel haircuts,and not much else going on….sad…sad.
And so they should.
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http://www.thingsthatlooklikeboobs.com/images/09-04-13_san_fran_shadow.jpg
i agree with adam–women are stupid!
but on a different note, this woman is hot simply because she does not have on those damn paris hilton big framed sunglasses that all the chicks seem to wear.
oh, the guy on the left–too serious, glaring, looking tough for the camera–might as well have a big silver cross around his neck and a sideways tilted cap. the dude on the left, just enjoying tequila and his little friend jim beam (a pint of each being strategically held out of view of the picture frame, but i know that look).
oops, i meant the guy on the right, the one with the serious disposition of a bull fighter
was that really Adam Carolla @ 3:51 PM?
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well, regardless, as Adam said himself, women may be stupid, but i do believe that, sometimes, it will take a genius of a man to get a bleeth to admit that she likes roided abs and pecs better than “sense of humor” because she’s just that shallow.
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so what’s more annoying: a bleeth (who may or may not be named Amanda) who makes it clear that she’s not interested in being part of the solution to the douche-hott plague, or a bleeth who wants to have her cake and eat it too? questions, questions…
also, i can tell that her mamms are not silicone. it’s iron. duhhhhhhhh.
To quote Luther Ingram, “If lovin’ fake boobs is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
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The same applies to hard liquor, weed, ny-quil, bacon, cocaine, porn, The Carpenters, my next door neighbor’s sixteen year old daughter, running over slow dim-witted nocturnal opposums in my truck and masturbation.
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please, don’t judge me.
Her chest is a spectacle that recalls Chris Farley humping John Candy.
Dude on the left is Kyle Danner
my name is Carmela and my boobs are no fake u haters all jaelous of me and my man victor we roool u suck haters!!!
Smart move there Carmela. If you had simply kept silent, we would have had our little mockfest and moved on to bigger and better things (bigger and better boobs). But you just had to open your pursed Skelator lips, recklessly throw around bad grammar and the idiot word “haters”, thereby destroying any facade that you and your boys may have held any measure of intelligence.
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Nice skin muffins to look it, I must confess, but no apparent brain up top. Therefore not even worthy of even a pity fuck unless it’s in the ass, and without lube. Well maybe a good titty fuck and pearl necklace if she asks REAL nice.
*at*
Wow. That has to be a joke, right? First time I have ever seen someone post with a strong fake Mexican accent. “my boob are no fake” and “u haters all jaelous”.
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And for what it is worth I can promise you that I have never sucked a hater.
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