Monday, May 3, 2010

Mr. Fromage and Kim Voted

Although furrious that they didn’t make the Weekly this week, Mr. Fromage and Kim decided to be good sports and stop by and vote in the HCwDB anyway.

It isn’t easy for them to find time to vote. Mr. Fromage lives a very hairried life.

Thank you.

I’ll be hair all week.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:33 am May, 3 Cleopatra said...

Oh dear Christ … his hair looks like something my cat coughed up the other day.

11:42 am May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Chamanlal “Eddie” Muensteralalalabad

11:53 am May, 3 boatbutter said...

Good ones DB1….Hair de hair hair!

11:56 am May, 3 Chad Kroeger said...

He is the Burmese bastard son of Mr. Henry Wensleydale, a deceased purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry. His mother was a fruit bat who smelled of elderberries.

“I want some cheeese”

12:00 pm May, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

DEER LORD, WHAT IS THAT ON HIS HEAD?

12:01 pm May, 3 bigphatnotadouche said...

The wrong person in the picture is in leather.

12:03 pm May, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

My God will you look at that? It looks like a rabbi’s badger died on his head.

At what point do you look at yourself and think this is a good idea? “Yeah, that’s the look I’m going for. I look fuccen cool!” There isn’t a single synapse working that might be giving your inner voice a chance to say “You look like a colossal tool and deserve every bit of snickering behind your sorry ass.”

STOP READING BECAUSE A RANT FOLLOWS:

This is the kind of dipshit that will be responsible for running the country in my later years. AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! I went to get my oil changed this morning and it took 1.5 HOURS to get this done. WHY? Because fucksticks like this asshole have jobs. Real actual paying jobs. Now mind you he doesn’t make much but for fuck’s sake. If I wasn’t so fuccen lazy and my homeowners’ association would let me do it in my own driveway that I’m paying for, I’d do it myself. But no I have to get some GED motherfucker who can only manage to do one thing and do it badly and have it take 7x longer than it should. It boggles my mind that these people can remember to breath and some of them will be making legislation that affects me later. And to top it off, I had to sit next to some mouth-breathing moron in the waiting room who was transfixed by a show called “The Doctors” or some such shit and then “The Wendy Williams Show”. I could actually count the brain cells that were actively fleeing my body whenever I looked at the TV screen. This moron was so engrossed in these shows that she didn’t realize that they had called her name to let her know her car was fixed. Idiocracry is here people and it is ugly. I’m gonna go build a cabin in the woods like my new hero Ted Kaczynski, stock it with ammo, and me and the Mrs. will live waaaayy off the grid.

You can now resume reading of the other posts. I’m done.

12:03 pm May, 3 mr.reeve said...

WTF? I am confused by this bags hair. Is that spray on hair mixed with a comb over?

12:07 pm May, 3 tall guy said...

yep, definite Eddie Munster. I reckon she’d be a total raver as well.

12:09 pm May, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mr. Fromage’s application to the Men’s Hair Club was rejected upon review when it was discovered that he obscured his receding hairline with the help of a blo pen and baby penguin down.

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True story.

12:23 pm May, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The carnival is in town and wolf boy hit the club in search of a hottie. It was nice of the carnies to let him out of his cage.

12:34 pm May, 3 tall guy said...

I was out shopping in the supermarket the other week and noticed an older Italian man with spray on hair. It looked quite ridiculous, but as he was older it didn’t have the high impacting stupidity that this clown has. What an idiot!

12:45 pm May, 3 DarkSock said...

Todd learned the hard way to take black mold seriously.

12:47 pm May, 3 DarkSock said...

Carlos discretely stitched together the discarded Brazilian crotch wax strips found behind his mother’s Day Spa until he had the Perfect Hairpiece.

1:00 pm May, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Benicio Del Toro’s stunt double from The Wolfman basks in the glory of his 15 minutes of 2010 Raspberry nominee for Best Picture fame.

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And by basks I mean rolls around in a pile of stinky filth.

1:23 pm May, 3 Chad Kroeger said...

@Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Good rant. Take it easy before you join a militia.

1:32 pm May, 3 ehcuodouche said...

I just want to say my comment in the weekly thread is my favorite comment on this site (so far).

2:15 pm May, 3 lupus john wilcox said...

well the hair now makes more sense with a frontal view, but then again, i am perplexed by the hairline. is this someplace in west covina? if so, then it all supports my los angeles db vortex theory. speaking of which, has anyone ever been to the rainblow bar and grille on a friday or saturday night?

2:19 pm May, 3 Claude Douchenburg said...

It’s not everyone that can roll their own hair into a turban. And Kim has me biting my nails.

2:40 pm May, 3 Douche Scroets Scrociety said...

A leather jacket and a hairy chest

Some two dollar bling is what Kim likes best

Choad’s chance for redemption is far beyond gone

My question is this: is poo’s hair sprayed on?

3:28 pm May, 3 Deltus said...

I’ve gotten hair and lint bits clumped together when I’ve wiped my ass that I’d rather have on my head than whatever the fuck Le Fromage has going on up there. That can’t be real. It can’t be. If’n it is, I’m join Dr. Bunsen in the woods.

4:08 pm May, 3 Chad Kroeger said...

@ Deltus

You and Dr. Bunsen have once again cured my anxiety.

4:09 pm May, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

However atrocious Mr. Fromage’s coiffure is, his 15 minutes are just about up. You know how the old adage goes: “Hair today, gone tomorrow.”

4:40 pm May, 3 Stephanie said...

Helmet pecker head

5:49 pm May, 3 Donald from Hawaii said...

That stuff on top his head looks like something I’d stuff in a building airduct to prevent small rodents from entering.

6:30 pm May, 3 Steve L. said...

if you ever become homeless, your first stop to food security is the dumpster of your friendly local bakeries. if possible, only take the topmost layer of bread. because the bottom layer will look like Mr. Fromage. and you don’t want that.

i’m just a responsible citizen preparing for the Apocalypse. that’s all.

6:49 pm May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

Good lord almighty, I wonder how many widows he peaked.

6:52 pm May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

We just might be looking at the douche version of Orthodox Jew minus his yarmulke.

7:00 pm May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

Monsieur Fromage, with swiss and cottage cheeses where his brain ought to be, wears ass pear on his forehead, and the faintest shit-eatin’ grin on his muzzle.

8:20 pm May, 3 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Have you seen his action figure?

10:54 pm May, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Calling that mess on his head a hairstyle is an insult to hair. What is that, a flap of buffalo hide or something?

6:07 am May, 4 curbyourendouchiasm said...

He has to be going to some douchebag ironic party. He. Has. To.

His girl is too sexy to be standing next to him, even if he’s being ironic.

It’s a joke. If it’s not I am sadder than I have been since my black marmot died–where did he go, anyway?

12:33 am May, 5 G said...

I can only imagine what the skull looks like under that hair…she isn’t that hott

8:35 pm May, 5 GladeRunner said...

Holy Planet of the Apes meets Eddie Munster, Batman!

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