Saturday, May 15, 2010

Nicole’s Dating a Cabbage Patch Face

Nicole’s childhood Cabbage Patch Kid fixation is still being worked out in therapy.

# posted by douchebag1
2:30 pm May, 15 creature said...

her therapy & subsequent cure lies in my cabbage patch

3:01 pm May, 15 mr.reeve said...

She needs Tommy the Trouser Trout Therapy. It works wonders for women who have fallen under a douche’s spell.

3:19 pm May, 15 Douch Mulcher said...

Sonny Crocket’s kid is a douche.

3:28 pm May, 15 Dicy said...

I’ll give her some therapy.

3:33 pm May, 15 massengill said...

They have the same nose

3:34 pm May, 15 Soy Bomb said...

Damn she’s fine. I would probably lose it Eyjafjallajökull style if I got within a few feet. As for the douche, it appears that The Rover from “The Prisoner” is about to take him away to the Village. Huzzah!

3:55 pm May, 15 Ariscrotle said...

It has to be detrimental to your self esteem when the boob you hang out with is bigger than the boobs on your chest.

I’d still cook her fruit loops in the morning….

5:23 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

I need to take a stenography course in order to study and observe Dicy’s method of therapy. Just a hunch.
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Anyway, for those of you who can’t picture how that would go, perhaps you’ll take solace in this.

5:50 pm May, 15 Chad Kroeger said...

These two are train wreckk”
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6:10 pm May, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

There may well be a paradigm shift going on in douchery, in that the pointy headed hair and pointy details on jacket lapels must be matching indicators of echo-location to signify douchebag seeking out unaware and naive hotchick.

That, or parodying pointy boobs.

6:42 pm May, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@ Dicy
Nice. Thank you for that visual image. I am forever in your debt.

7:42 pm May, 15 Dicy said...

I do what I can to help the people 🙂

8:18 pm May, 15 Anonymous said...

Any of you ‘baghunters and huntresses with HBO can watch Amir Khan beat the crap out of complete douche Paulie Malignaggi. Paulie is looking fly tonight with leopard skin trunks and flappy black fringe. If I wouldn’t have to cut 100 lbs to fight him, I’d do it myself.

10:53 pm May, 15 Anonymous said...

This douche looks like he just watched the Boston Bruins commit one of the worst sporting collapses in history. Good thing no one watches hockey.

12:15 am May, 16 tall guy said...

instant Hall Of Scrote. she looks alright, but something about her also looks disturbing, besides the douche she’s standing beside. still, i’d like a shot at getting her on a beach at night.

12:25 am May, 16 Army of Douche-ness said...

buahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. that’s just fucking hilarious Db1. Also, I am drunk.

1:11 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

Mouth is so small he can only fellate gerbils

1:12 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

His mouth is so small he has to suck her tits through a straw.

1:15 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

His mouth is so small his silverware is a no. 2 pencil

1:17 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

His mouth is so small when he’s out of breath he whistles.

1:25 am May, 16 Baleen said...

you out of ambien too, sock?

3:56 am May, 16 lucious lupus with a d said...

i don’t know how you find these pictures, i don’t know if i want to know, but i do know that they are fine specimens of douchanotomy. the men–always try to look fly and zany; the women–attempt a pose of quirkish sensibility; and as a unit, they meld into the hellish manifestation of captain and tennille as viewed under the influence of brown acid–don’t eat the brown acid.

4:28 am May, 16 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

You know what they say, “sometimes a turgid monkey titt smacks the piss out of a sulking llama, and sometimes the sulking llama tries to dry his milky anus with a floppy carrot, but never touch a rabbi’s marshmelloes when he’s stroking his badger.”

I believe that saying fits quite nicely here.

6:09 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

@ Baleen:
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Stupid high-and-mighty Pharmacists…
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I have a buddy who’s a well paid VP; he pays his private physician a few thousand bucks a year for “executive patient” status and basically gets the Michael Jackson health care package: what he wants when he wants. Pills, not little boys, I mean. No waiting in exam rooms; he walks right in and sees his doctor in his office while the common folke wait in a cramped lobby with the old magazines. I’m thinking about doing the same.

9:20 am May, 16 Douche Dastardly said...

Holy Hasbro!
I would tattoo Xavier Roberts on my ass for the chance to touch her cabbage patch.

2:23 pm May, 16 Chad Kroeger said...

I see creepy people.

3:14 pm May, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

She looks despondent. As am I, seeing fair maiden as such hanging on such choad. He’s puckering up like that, dreaming about being violated a’la Mr. Hands.
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I won’t punish you by linking to it yet again.

12:04 am May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His mouth is so small he uses knitting needles as chopsticks.

12:05 am May, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His mouth is so small he sucks dick through his nose.

1:34 am May, 17 Steve L. said...

cabbage farmers better watch out as cabbage sales around the English-speaking world suddenly plummet for no reason at all.

8:25 am May, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wayne Rooney get a sympathy hug from a PTP while his wife is making plans for South Africa.

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