Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Night Oranger and Chrissy Celebrate

To celebrate their victory in the HCwDB of the Week, Night Oranger expresses joy with his masculine “hang loose” handgesture, as well as ongoing shirtlessness, greasyness, shavedness and orangeness.

Scroterin!! What’s your price for blight? You’ve finally seen the camel toe…

Sister Christian, aka Chriss, is pure, lickable and highly teddy bear grabby.

Juan just wants to quit his job at Subway. He especially hates having to tell the customers which of the footlongs are five dollars and which are regular price. But Juan needs the money.

# posted by douchebag1
11:15 am May, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Juan looks like he’s handled a few footlongs in his life. His farts probably sound like the death rattle of water buffalo, and smell like pungent alfalfa sprouts and bleach.

11:24 am May, 19 Crucial Head said...

Hott.

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I want to tuts her barreh like a tropical priest. Perhaps even slap her thigh with my asbestos flaygon.

11:32 am May, 19 doucheywallnuts said...

NOran just doesn’t have the douchebag gravitas when is isn’t waving his Ca-male toe in our faces….

11:39 am May, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I would daintily paddle her peach fuzzed substratum with my ropey flagstaff covered in lavender oils and blueberry puree, ’til my penile sheathing glows purple and shiney from its tautness.

11:40 am May, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ca-male toe. Genius.

11:55 am May, 19 Turgid Meathammer said...

Now that Crucial and Jacques have covered the chick on the left, I would certainly do the chick in the middle.

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The dude on the right? Not so much.

12:00 pm May, 19 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I knew the last pic wasn’t doing sweet Chrissy justice.

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She could five dollar my footlong any day.

12:08 pm May, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Having left Our Lady of Fatima Medical Center and Gentlemen’s Club, Sister Christian is now a poo magnet. And it looks like she is going for the slimy five dollar douche sandwich. I’ll ask Jared.

12:14 pm May, 19 Turdacious said...

OK, i’m here and this g..damn it!,,i gotta go take a crap after looking at this douchewank..b back in a few

12:27 pm May, 19 Turdacious said...

Juan wanted to sell his new idea for a sandwich ,the “Gay pulled pork deluxe”, So he sent a picture to the subway muckity mucks , only to be turned down,

seems he had the middle ingredient wrong.

Life is tough, its tougher when you’re stupid

12:45 pm May, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Yes, Chrissy coupled with this slimy anchovy from the bait tank deserved their victory. She’s even cuter in this shot.

T-shirt on right advertizes “Snatch Out” , the pussy repellent for gay men. You know, because nothing’s worse than having women come up to you all day asking you to touch up their make up , tease their hair and answer if these “jeans make my ass look fat”.

No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat

12:50 pm May, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Again Vin? I’m getting some serious chafe here. The wife is starting to ask why I smell like baby powder and rust all the time.

1:07 pm May, 19 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Chrissy is completely restraining orderrific in this shot. If this had been the nomination picture as opposed to the other one, the vote wouldn’t have been close.

Neon shirt guy is just the cherry on top of the sundae. And by cherry, I mean the bloody, severed finger of the new guy who doesn’t quite know how to work the Blizzard machine.

1:11 pm May, 19 massengill said...

‘Do rag? More like ‘douche rag? Amirite?

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Watch out for the grease spill, clean up in aisle Douche.

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This proves all the doubters and hatters wrong: Chrissie is hot stuff.

1:17 pm May, 19 End the Haberdouchery said...

So she’s the one that buys those weird lace things at American Apparel.

1:35 pm May, 19 Holiday with dogs said...

Juan wanted to sell his new idea for a sandwich ,the “Gay pulled pork deluxe”, So he sent a picture to the subway muckity mucks , only to be turned down,seems he had the middle ingredient wrong.
+1

1:38 pm May, 19 mr.reeve said...

These two guys are gay. The chick is latina hot and probably there at the gay club to support her gay friends. I knew that greasy gay-bag had no reason winning it this week. Jimbo Slice by gayfault!!!

3:12 pm May, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

does this scrote own a shirt? seriously, she’s got on a different slutty outfit and looks much hotter, obviously a different day than the last picture, he is still sans shirt. what the hell happen to no shirt, no service?

4:05 pm May, 19 Bag Margera said...

While I was sad to see Yo Jimbo fall short of first place, simply because of his bleethy influence, I can’t deny that Oranger is pure smelly solid grease. And while I’m not particularly into Chrissy, seeing him now with a do-rag, solidifies him as truly DBotW worthy.

9:51 pm May, 19 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Unter-DeeBees are These

Barely Worthy of Mockery

Surely Gay-Bags are They

Homophobic I Am, I say

I proclaim my “homophobia” ironically (not in Alanis Morissette’s mistaken sense). I’ve nothing against Fag Hags. My wife (who has an intractable attraction to musical theater) is one.

10:31 pm May, 19 Euripidouche said...

she looks like she could siphon start a dual exhaust ford powerstroke deisel…not that there is anything wrong with that .

aside from being a ford, i mean.

11:28 pm May, 19 Steve L. said...

Juan needs to become life-threateningly obese and then lose that weight through a Subway-only diet. that way he can become Subway’s next spokesperson. and that will elevate his social status to be on par with Nigh Oranger.

which isn’t an improvement at all. but… uh… i don’t know where i’m going with this.

11:32 pm May, 19 Steve L. said...

Sister Christian should do a Wii Fit video.

6:50 am May, 20 Deltus said...

Chrissy and Night Oranger would have won by a much wider margin had she been represented in the submission pic like she is in this one. Holy stalking material, Batman!

10:25 am May, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Jeebus, Oranger looks like something Richard Gere would put up his arse.

Beware, Chrissy. You’re dangerously close to hitting that “bleeth point” db1 has just mentioned.

10:27 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

On the back of the guy with the green shirt it says “Cocck in!” with an arrow pointing down.

5:33 pm May, 24 Ole Dave said...

For cosmic douche-babe juxtaposition, I have to go with El Flambe and this amazing creature (esp pic 2) Chriss. The Jheri curl, Wiggerville, ultimate-greaser next to her quintessential babe-ness… something like a matter/antimatter reaction could occur and cause a rift in the time/space continuum.

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