Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Smuggy Runs With The Goose

While angelic perky thigh rub hottie Michaela toss her youth and beauty into the cultural abyss with reckless abandon, Smuggy makes sure to find name-brand validation in a bottle of vodka.

And that picture is perfectly in focus. It’s you that’s drunk.

# posted by douchebag1
7:15 am May, 18 bigphatnotadouche said...

The Hott needs to move both bags.

7:17 am May, 18 Dicy said...

Guys in scarves have always weirded me out.

7:30 am May, 18 teh_abominable_snowdouche said...

Look at here smile.

She’s thinking “I’ve got to get out of here quick!”

Look at his face.

He’s thinking “Yo I’m a being da shizz yo what up adore me hatterz'”

7:30 am May, 18 teh_abominable_snowdouche said...

*her

7:32 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Authorbag Smug is attempting a young Truman Capote. Fedora tilt. Scarf. Skinny Jeans. Chin fung.. Running with the goose and hanging around with Pamela Morrison’s ghost while she holds the original manuscript of his recently penned “In Cold Crud” is douche.

7:32 am May, 18 army of douche-ness said...

I dont normally go for blondes but dear lord she’s adorable.

7:34 am May, 18 army of douche-ness said...

I am a big fan of scarves in winter and winter only, but I live in Cleveland where its still 50 degrees in late May so if anyone wants to talk about about it being weird or un-manly I’ll be happy to take a tack hammer to your hand. Nicky Satoro style.

7:56 am May, 18 doucheywallnuts said...

Kelly Ripa-hott has a wacky eye going, with the right either being to wide or the left being too closed…but either way she’s hott. And really the only eyes that matter are the brown and pink…

And I think douche-props should be given to Smuggy for being a clear-cut douche without having to rely on cliched douche accessories.

8:13 am May, 18 scrotum pole said...

Her eyes are so far apart, her mother told her she DIDN’T have to look both ways when crossing the street.

Meanwhile, Buffalo Beast raises his arm, exposing the room to the horrific stench of body odor, before he quietly fades out of view.

8:15 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m thinking that 2 seconds before this picture it kinda looked like this.

8:29 am May, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Michaela: Okay lets check what my huge planner says for today-“Give to the less fortunate”

Ok check and done. That wa easy

8:39 am May, 18 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Am I wrong to hope all these hotts marry guys like this and then get a cold, hard slap of reality when they wake up 5 years down the road struggling to meet the payments on the SINGLE-wide?

8:49 am May, 18 Bagnonymous said...

Angelic perky thigh rub hottie Michaela is so adorable, she’s all fuzzy and out-of-focus dreamy-like. Granted, Smuggy is a bit out-of-focus, too–but we all know that’s to numb the pain inflicted upon the viewer.

9:01 am May, 18 End the Haberdouchery said...

Is that a handbag or is she presenting this douche was his bar tab for the $200 bottle of $40 vodka?

9:30 am May, 18 army of douche-ness said...

also, is it just me or is that Joseph Gordon-Levitt of

“3rd Rock from the Sun” and “Brick” fame?

9:57 am May, 18 mr.reeve said...

Blondie is giving her guy pal a courtesy picture for his myspace page. She knows he’s a giant knob but she’s known Smuggy since their were on the high school cheer team together.

10:01 am May, 18 Vin Douchal said...

She has nice roots. I’d like to bury my root in her.

Then bury my truck bumper in this guy’s cranium

12:09 pm May, 18 DarkSock said...

“Mmm-kay; got your picture? Okay; great, let me show you and your friend here to your table; and please consider our Ultimate Trio lunch special today”.

12:35 pm May, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

The blurry shot couldn’t obscure her adorableness.

The blurry shot couldn’t obscure his douchiness.

Damn, you, camera! I thought computers could do everything!

7:23 pm May, 18 Douchelips said...

There it is again!! Douchelips! The ‘bag gesture of the millennium….

8:56 pm May, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

I see scarves all the time on serious singers, more women than men, but STILL they do appear on all parts’ throats doing their warming duties to the vocal apparatus: SATB and countertenors, too.

Maybe he fell out of a Chorus Line.

She’s Gleefully gorgeous and who wouldn’t want to Club around with her???

1:20 am May, 19 Steve L. said...

so Smuggy didn’t get hated on enough because of all the attention on the Adam Carolla podcast.

well, i’ll rectify that by smashing the Grey Goose on his head if i ever get the opportunity.

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