Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Star Blazer

My god… It’s full of choad….

# posted by douchebag1
10:54 am May, 25 sullynyc said...

Does that say “Herpersistence?

10:59 am May, 25 soy bomb said...

“Hep-Cistence?”

11:00 am May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Shouldn’t Ronnie Mund be hacking this guy up for kissing Bawf’s wife at the book signing ?

11:00 am May, 25 Anonymous said...

I think it says “Resistence”, as in “My venereal disease is resistance to penicillin”, but his spelling suffers from resistance to intelligence.

She should be a little more resistant to this choad.

Save yourself! Run for your life!

11:02 am May, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where are these fucks coming from? This may be the worst (best) week ever.

11:06 am May, 25 Wheezer said...

She’s pointing out the vacuum of space.

11:06 am May, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Pardon me, I have to go yak up my lunch.

Hey…the HCWDB’s diet.

11:09 am May, 25 End the Haberdouchery said...

The tattoo starts on his back and wraps around to the front. It reads “Voltage = Current x Resistence” Spelling notwithstanding, he’s a big Ohm’s Law fan.

God she is hot. Skanky, but incredibly hot.

11:11 am May, 25 End the Haberdouchery said...

“Who needs self-subsistence?” Not you Ronnie, not you.

11:13 am May, 25 End the Haberdouchery said...

“Nonexistence” with a big arrow pointing down.

11:16 am May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is that a balrogon his side?

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His “persistence” in his “existence” is lowering my “resistance” ti violence. (I almost got it.)

11:16 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

Otto’s mind was drowning in the throes of hot, thick arousal – his thoughts seasoned with curious gender-confused elation, as the growing bulge in the crotch of his beloved ground mischievously into his hip.

11:18 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

@Vin,

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Are you saying that’s Beth Ostrichsky?

11:22 am May, 25 Big Tony Ventresca said...

There is a gay porn star (whose name escapes me) who has gothic script writing above his “special happy good fun zone”, which this douche’s tatts instantly brought to mind. I leave it to the individual to infer what he or she will from that similarity.

11:24 am May, 25 creature said...

pestilence?

11:26 am May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

@ Crucial

She is from Philly. This choad looks like he’s from some fucked up burgh out that way

Could this be from her pre-Queen Of All Media days ?

11:27 am May, 25 Crazed Aborigine said...

She looks like the valkyrie I expect to see waiting for me when I die.

11:27 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

You may be right. That could be Sal The Cockk Broker she’s making out with.

11:36 am May, 25 Crucial Head said...

Meanwhile, is everything okay DarkSock?

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You mentioned an MRI in an earlier thread and something about Spinal Meningitis a few days ago. Can that be contracted through a horses butt? If so, I think a few of us here need to go get tested stat.

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Don’t die on us dude.

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But if’n you do, can I have your mescal stash?

11:40 am May, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Billions and billions of choad…

11:44 am May, 25 Dicy said...

His tattoo reads: “My mom regrets my exsistence.” He never was the best speller, but his tattoo artist didn’t want to correct him. Obviously, this guy is okay with making body art mistakes.

11:50 am May, 25 mr.reeve said...

This is a classic photo from a Douche Wedding.

11:51 am May, 25 Justin said...

Creature, you beat me to pestilence.

This ‘bag is more evidence of the lack of “existence” of a god.

11:57 am May, 25 mr.reeve said...

Douche Wedding could be the follow up to the couples that stay together and marry after being on Is She Really Going Out With Him?

12:02 pm May, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

No, no, no

You can see the letters lift on the right. So they are pointing down at the start. The word is

“Impotence”

His doctor told him that and he is very proud to have his doctor’s esteem and be an impotent person!

12:07 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

@ Crucial:

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The MRI is because of persistance back pains. The doctor asked “Have you had any trauma to your spine in the last few months” and I said “Hmmm…nothing I can recall….”…

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Hence my Lortab prescription…sweet pellets of pain relief.

12:14 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

So…I guess every time you fellate Fish Slap you get a free star tattoo then?

12:23 pm May, 25 Flounder said...

Ancient Atroplotic Indian legends state that when the stars on his chest align they will signal the coming of the Douchity-Christ. He is like the Anti-Christ but smells more like Axe.

12:33 pm May, 25 Vin Douchal said...

@ D Sock

I had the disechtomy @ L4-L5 after a few of them MRI-y thingies. Changed my life, hence the candy dish brimming with Hydrocodon

12:35 pm May, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

I think it says “Pestilence”

12:38 pm May, 25 doucheywallnuts said...

In the proud tradition of Existentialists Jean Paul Sarte – who by the way said “Au revoir, Gopher – Simone de Beauvoir, Maurice Merleau-Ponty, and Albert Camus, this fucking douchebag’s tatt does in fact say “existence.” He is a philosophical sort and is trying to say that his existence requires a new category in order for him to be described in the modern day since there are no valid constructs in which he can accurately be placed…Capice?

12:45 pm May, 25 Deltus said...

Don’t know how to follow up that 2010 reference, db1, except to say I’m glad we’re not sending spaceships to other planets yet, because we really should get a handle on the Virus infection before we go to other planets.

12:59 pm May, 25 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

…actually I believe Pfah was called to the great ‘Galactic Council Meeting of 2010’ somewhere in the Pleiades to seek a cure for our global outbreak of the Greico virus…but, the Leather Godesses of Phobos have taken him prisoner. Lucky bastard.

Well, at least I still have his mescal stash…

1:01 pm May, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I’m going with “Past Tense”, as in “I had a good life, then I got these f*cking bozo tattoos”.

1:04 pm May, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DarkSock

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Try standing more erect when you’re working the horse. Keeps your discs aligned and reduces stress on the muscles.

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Or maybe lie on your back and have the horse mount you for a change.

1:10 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m going with “Essence”. As in “Essence of Summer’s Eve”. Good choice of cologne in this mucky weather.

1:11 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m going with “Influence”. As in “All that gay porn is definitely an influence on his wardrobe”. Good choice of colors in this mucky weather.

1:14 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m going with “Incompetence”. As in…..Oh, to hell with it. Good choice of mock in this mucky weather.

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@ DarkSock 12:07

And now there’s proof that you DO walk on water. Try telling that one to Mrs. Sock, though…..

1:16 pm May, 25 Mr. White said...

The tat continues around his back, and it says The Persistence of Memory He’s a big Dali fan.

1:19 pm May, 25 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

I’m going with Anime-you’re doing it wrong…As in “You want another star? Really…that’ll be $2000 please…”

I can be persuaded to contribute to such fuckery…but for a price.

1:36 pm May, 25 creature said...

one of the four horsemen of the “Douchecopolis”

2:19 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Darksock

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Maybe you should try one of these the next time of pretty little philly comes your way.

2:25 pm May, 25 dbBen said...

“So beautiful…no words…should have sent a poet…Stackhouse.”

2:25 pm May, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

JCVD is on fire with the Wiki Weirdness as of late.

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@ DBHD You mean Filly? Or Philly? Honestly, I’d pee in the sandwich.

2:34 pm May, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ @ Medusa

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I judge no man by his choice of micturation media.

3:56 pm May, 25 DarkSock said...

To be fair to the guy, his body art is only half finished. He’s still missing the centerpiece to this composition…

4:05 pm May, 25 massengill said...

I see Mr. White beat me to the Dali ref, but mine was gonna be “The Persistence of Douchery.”

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Har dee har

4:51 pm May, 25 Horace Dangleballs said...

JCVD beat me to the “Star Blazers” thread, but I’m willing to strap this rectal wart over the Wave-Motion Gun and open fire. Who will help me?

“incontinence” from the repeated anal rapes?

2:35 am May, 26 Anonymous said...

gg Darksock on that last link, that shit was WAY too funny.

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