Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Great Gatsbag

Interestingly, the working title for this post was “Daisy’s Buchanans.”

# posted by douchebag1
3:30 pm May, 27 mr.reeve said...

Holy shit! I see boobs, boobs and tiny lines covering up the nipples. Thank god there’s no douche to ruin this picture.

3:32 pm May, 27 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Aunt Bea?….pfah?….bewbs?…

3:33 pm May, 27 Douche of Hazard said...

Look at the BOOB…WOO HOOO!!!!

BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB, BOOB… glorious BOOB.

3:38 pm May, 27 Crucial Head said...

As has been so eloquently stated so many other times on this tremendous blog:

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“I’d bang both those chicks.”

3:39 pm May, 27 Ultra Bagnus said...

Good lord all mighty, she makes me wanna drop to my knees and give thanks to all false idols and icons, and unspoken holy vows. That, and smack a llama out of hatred for Gatsbag.

3:41 pm May, 27 DarkSock said...

She looks like she needs to get something off her chest.

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Like him.

3:44 pm May, 27 Anonymous said...

Big fake lips. Big fake boobs. Big fake bleeth.

3:47 pm May, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Woody Harrelson is working on his second beer?

3:48 pm May, 27 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Dave’s friends felt that buying him a ‘Real Doll® Daisy Duke Edition’ was the only way he’d get a date.

3:48 pm May, 27 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Big fake erection.

Oops, no, wait…it’s real.

3:50 pm May, 27 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Goddamned hippies!

3:53 pm May, 27 DarkSock said...

Tommy gave Daisy one last kiss before she was lowered down to topkill the BP well spew.

3:54 pm May, 27 Turdacious said...

Timothy Leary and Grace Slicks love children

3:54 pm May, 27 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Has the term “hippiebag” been bandied about here before?

3:56 pm May, 27 Turdacious said...

Turn on, tune in, douche out”

4:02 pm May, 27 Crucial Head said...

This pic is a total trainwreck.

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Or, should I say a boat wreck.

4:07 pm May, 27 clam fist said...

Best pic I’ve seen on this site yet. Hott is actually hot.

Boooooobies!

4:18 pm May, 27 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

“Where,” I thought, “have I seen this woman’s vacant yet disdainful stare, plastic aura that is equally unnerving and alluring and, most importantly, near perfection in mid-torso-breast proportionality…those qualities that make me want to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage?”

Then I remembered this naked woman.

4:43 pm May, 27 Troy Tempest said...

Meh. Some kind of costume party.

Nice rack, though.

4:54 pm May, 27 Southern Scrotic said...

Whoa.

Did anyone else notice the cans on that babe?

5:00 pm May, 27 Deltus said...

It boobs looks boobs like boobs the boobs camera boobs was boobs suffering boobs from boobs LSD boobs high boobs or boobs something boobs when boobs this boobs picture boobs was boobs taken boobs.

5:16 pm May, 27 scrotum pole said...

It’s nice to know that Goldie Hawn can still pull off the flower child look after all these years.

5:19 pm May, 27 Bag A said...

I’d give her the best 9 seconds of her life!

5:19 pm May, 27 scrotum pole said...

Goldilocks and the three boobs.

5:45 pm May, 27 Bag A said...

Daisy’s Beautiful Cannons…..

5:48 pm May, 27 Bag A said...

For those who come to San Francisco

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

If you come to San Francisco

Summertime will be a boob-fest there

6:10 pm May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Does anybody remember laughter? I would put the old John Bonham to her over her hills and far away. What?

6:16 pm May, 27 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

@ RCK, 6:10, 5/27

Would the resulting track be entitled “Boob-zo’s Montreux?”

7:35 pm May, 27 ehcuodouche said...

Total nip slip that has been airbrushed out. Those damn things have been stretched out to the size of dinner plates.

7:37 pm May, 27 ehcuodouche said...

And I went all TJ Eckleburg over those bewbs.

7:40 pm May, 27 creature said...

wanna mow down her field of flowers

7:56 pm May, 27 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

@ ehcuodouche, 7:35 pm, 5/27

On further review, I concur with your “nip slip” assessment.

Another furious bout of (albeit squinty-eyed) Onanism is in order.

8:09 pm May, 27 Wedgie said...

S.Pole:

“A Lotus Grows In The Mud”. Interesting choice; it could double as the caption for this pic.

8:14 pm May, 27 creature said...

her bewbs are the eyes of “T J Ecckleberg” & he is Tom Buchanan… never to be penalized for bouncing those bad boys around like wayward pinballs with a squash racquet… such is the lap of luxury

wait did that make sense? gimme a mint jewlep!

8:20 pm May, 27 Douchelips said...

This is probably the best picture yet.

8:21 pm May, 27 creature said...

however, Jordan Baker always gave me good wood because of her threat to potentially haunt me with a mashie/niblick

9:51 pm May, 27 Baleen said...

After her monumental boob job, Daisy’s nipples were merely shadows of their former selves.

12:13 am May, 28 DarkSock said...

That bikini top has a restraining order against those sternum swingers.

12:37 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What’s so funny about penis, cunts, and udder swagging?

12:38 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You’re either on the bust, or beating off on the bust.

~Ken Skesey

12:40 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Massive tits are always breeding grounds of jism epidemics.

~ Carl Jungle Love

12:42 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’ll let you be in my dreams, if you let me be in your vagina.

12:43 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Power to the penis pillows.

12:45 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Don’t let the mammaries keep you down!

12:46 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Get up, stand up! Stand up for your ripe flesh!

12:52 am May, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Follow her tits and the universe will open flesh curtains where there were only balls.

~ Joseph Cabbobbas

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Wait, what?

1:03 am May, 28 WEBBY - IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM. JOIN THEM? said...

Think this one gets it all wrong….

obviously it’s a fancy dress party, and the outfits are a bit hippy-cool,

he’s drinking a corana which works in his favour, the only real deal douche bag detail is the 2 fingers he’s throwing the camera man. There could be circumstances unknown for this here, and given that she is in-sanely hot i’d probably over look it and give him the benefit of the doubt.

she is JUSTICE

5:13 am May, 28 smackdouche said...

I’d bang the one on the left just for the opportunity to hug the one on the right.

7:03 am May, 28 Scroteophobic said...

@Darksock 0353

Tommy secretly hoped Daisy would fail to stop the oil because little did she know but he was in fact the back-up plan. He licked his lips in anticipation – everything else he had tried had left him feeling empty, unfulfilled. He knew that this was probably his last chance to experience that feeling he wanted so much. Could the Deepwater Horizon finally be the blowjob he’d always wanted to give? The perfect swallow? A huge pipe pouring thousands of barrels a day. It had to be enough. It just had to be.

7:26 am May, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

To paraphrase Socrates, needs boobs.

8:05 am May, 28 Wedgie said...

Say, I’ll have a corana, too. Thanks Webby.

8:15 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

This must be boobie week!

8:26 am May, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Hey folks. 48 hour marathon labor negotiations session. Did I miss anything? What? WHATt?

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Sorry, can’t hear you, I’ve got these massive boobs covering my ears. I’d cry tears of boob-alicious joy but I’m pretty certain there isn’t enough material in Daisy’s top to dab them away. That and it’s already dripping with my saliva.

8:43 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Scrotato, you missed a fairly epic Haiku run (and a subsequent site glitch that has the comments box cut off of that post).

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Oh, and aqua boobies.

9:00 am May, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Wheezer

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Just read the run. Outstanding mock. I’ve missed three weeks of Haiku due to labor negotiations. It’s killing me. But it’s all good. Still not over for today and won’t be back to the Scrotato Compound until midnight after four hours of flying.

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I was ready to drop a couple quick effort when I saw the Haiku Thread was closed. So screw it, I’ll post it here:

They sell anything

On the Mexican beaches

Except Dignity

Scrote pops pinata

Kids scramble for hand fulls of

Sticky silicone

9:06 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

Excellent work, Scrotato! Front page material if you ask me!

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Maybe this NSFW video can help you take your mind off work, but I recommend fast-forwarding to the 1:02 mark instead of what’s in the caption. Why wait?

9:07 am May, 28 Wheezer said...

OOPS! I need an editor…..

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Maybe this NSFW video can help you take your mind off work…..yada yada yada…..

9:15 am May, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

As doth her ribcage visually match its cargo of ripe mammaries, so doth his multi-faceted abs match the daisy’s many-petaled rays.

OUTstanding boobies, tits, melons, mams,weenie- grabbers, cock-warmers, ta-tas, nips, peeps, plumpkins, va-va-varooms.

8:29 pm May, 28 Stephanie said...

Hippy skank with a blow up doll

9:04 pm May, 28 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

I’m a bit concerned about the ghost of Sun Ra in the background. And BOOBS!

11:50 pm May, 28 Euripidouche said...

that bra is about as supportive as her high school boyfriend.

10:33 am May, 29 Horace Dangleballs said...

Great pun on Daisy Buchanan’s DB1, but that assclown would have been stomped to death six seconds after walking in the door from Newbury Street.

Daisy’s fantastic chest cannons should be fired to honor Memorial Day.

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