Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Welcome Adam Carolla Podcast Listeners!

For those of you coming to this humble corner of the interwebs after hearing Mr. Carolla and your humble narrator, the DB1, riff on the podcast, welcome to HCwDB!

Your daily serving of hottie/choadey cohabit, served up with a lot of mock, a dash of nihilism, and a dollop of hot sauce.

Come for the douchebags.

Stay for the boobies.

# posted by douchebag1
9:16 am May, 18 DJ TooDouche said...

Sounded great! Too bad Carolla wouldn’t let you talk enough. Another media channel conquered for mockery!

9:32 am May, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Quick, Bikini Blondie, lift his wallet! and buy us booze!

9:48 am May, 18 mr.reeve said...

This picture smells of Arizona River Rats! Even though they may seem hot they can make your crotch itch if you’re not careful. Stay away.

9:48 am May, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Yes, yes. Let’s have another round of applause for Db1! Ladies and Gentlemen, Db1…..

Let me introduce myself. I am Cockkswain Vindemyer Vava Voom Jizzlode Douchalalabad , but my Anglo name given to me by the Dell Corporation is , Vin Douchal. Mucho gusto.

9:50 am May, 18 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Well done Boss- that Adam Carolla is funny- great venue- loved his movie The Hammer- Bravo.

Long live HCWDB

9:53 am May, 18 Wedgie said...

More of Jay and less of Adam would have made this interview much better. STFU Senor Carolla. We have already heard too much of what you think.

9:53 am May, 18 bigphatnotadouche said...

I agree with Darth Aggie: Dude is passed out and the Hotts are going to lift his wallet and use markers to draw penises on his face. They already colored in a cool fake tatoo.

10:09 am May, 18 Wheezer said...

“They (hot chicks) sway with the breeze when it comes to trends” – Adam Carolla

Nice quote.

10:09 am May, 18 Mr. White said...

I want to miniaturize myself and start a new, tiny civilization in Pink Shirt Hott’s back dimple.

I also want to miniaturize myself, sneak into Turqoise Shade Tat bag’s digestive system, and leave him with a raging case of Crohn’s mixed with anal lesions.

10:09 am May, 18 Bagnonymous said...

I’m 41 minutes into the podcast, and STILL wondering when Carolla will let DB1 get a line in. I mean, I get his schtick–he’s gumpy and nerdy and never got laid–but jeez it’s hard to listen to his thinking-out-loud rants for this long (even if he is right). Wow, just wow.

10:11 am May, 18 Mr. White said...

Bag isn’t passed out–he’s leaning back, savoring the moment, as the drag queen peeking over his shoulder sodomizes him with a wiffle ball bat.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Given the various states of dress and undress in this picture, I think pretty much anything goes in this venue.

10:16 am May, 18 Douchey Smurf said...

Adam is great… will listen this evening.

10:19 am May, 18 Bagnonymous said...

Pink-shirt brunette on the right, that beach ball in the background, and a few ounces of baby oil would be all I’d need out of life. I mean, really. Really.

10:21 am May, 18 I douche, therefore I am said...

I have no idea who this Adam Carolla guy is, but he sure loves hearing himself talk…

10:42 am May, 18 Wheezer said...

“How good is your timing?”

.

Hmmmmm, let’s call in to a podcast with DB1 and ask Adam Carolla about his show pilot…..yeah…..

10:46 am May, 18 Vin Douchal said...

I got the blue screen of death about ten minutes into the podcast. I’ll wait for the transcript to find out what happens after that

10:47 am May, 18 Wheezer said...

Nice work, Boss! Yeah, I wish you could’ve been able to talk a little more, but if Carolla’s going to riff that much against douchebaggery when you’re on the show, I guess it’s cool that perhaps you spurred him to think that much about it.

11:19 am May, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Jay had a hard time getting a word in edgewise. Problem is, he’s too good at wrapping up his sentences with either a question or a finalization, given Adam a freeway wide avenue to do what he does best. Adam is a master of the ranting soliloquy peppered with rambling analogies. He’d make a great character in Shakespearean tragedy like Othello or Hamlet.

11:20 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fuccen Carolla needs to STFU. Boss had a total of 87 words during the entire podcast. I know it’s Carolla’s show but, jeez, give a brother a little time to talk. And Carolla’s yearbook theory of how to reign in douchebaggery, totally fuccen stoopid. Hats off to The Boss for his valiant attempts to get a word in edge-wise.

11:22 am May, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Re: photo

Is this the opening scene of Kendra’s gang bang video?

11:27 am May, 18 Anonymous said...

If Adam Carolla ever completes his journey into irrelevancy, he could always get a job filling blimps with air. But great job getting the word out there Mr. Louis… by any means possible.

11:30 am May, 18 Dan said...

You need to give a name to the pic because the combination of hotty/scrote is astounding and an instant weekly or monthly competitor.

11:31 am May, 18 Steve L. said...

so! Melissa the Mrs. DB1 has good tits. i’m just wondering, is she this very sweet and un-bleethy lady?

i’m just taking a wild shot here. she has good tits, after all.

and boy i was so… romantic back then. please ignore the fact that i’ve turned into a gibbering hatter four years later.

… FOUR YEARS?! wow.

11:33 am May, 18 Steve L. said...

also, where are these emails of people defending the douchebags because of their highly hypothetical “soft side”? seeing these emails would be pure greatness.

11:36 am May, 18 Steve L. said...

@ myself 11:31 AM

whoa i just took a look at the comments section of that post. was ASvB already mocking douchebags in July 2006? i don’t remember that.

then again it doesn’t matter. the mock is immortal.

11:52 am May, 18 Steve L. said...

well, i think that what we do in HCwDB is just ranting and rambling. so personally i feel that can’t give Adam Carolla too much shit for doing the same.

the highlight of the podcast was in the dissection of the hipsterbag. that was arcane.

but the line about high school yearbooks was… just weird.

12:05 pm May, 18 Mr. Biggs said...

Awesome.

12:07 pm May, 18 DarkSock said...

What are these “podcasts” of which you speak?

12:29 pm May, 18 Baron Von Goolo said...

Pull all of DB1’s responses out of that hour and it’s still 54 minutes long. Even Jiminy Glick lets his guests talk more.

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Adam, I’ve been a fan for decades and I love you like the brother I ate in the womb, but that was pretty douchey.

12:32 pm May, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m actually listening to the podcast now. Corolla has a good take on the whole thing, I have to admit. I never disliked him, but I never glommed on to him and found him to be witty or hilarious. However, I have to say with him getting on one of my favorite subjects, the dissection of douche, he gets a nod from Gorgon country. “There are no irons in the fire, there are irons in the toilet.” BWAAAHAHAHAHA! That’s about it. But, yeah, it wouldn’t have killed him to take a breath and let the guy who hosts the Gold Standard of douche-mocking homes to speak on the subject. Jus’ sayin’.

12:33 pm May, 18 Scroteophobic said...

@Darksock

It is when you dip your balls in hot rubber to make moulds. The indentations are technically called pod casts. Since then it has become a generic term for any painful experience involving a lot of bollocks.

12:37 pm May, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

STFU about closing the tattoo shops! How am I gonna pay for my internet porn subscriptions? German Goo Girls gotta eat something besides…..ah……I don’t need to tell ya that’s NSFW.

1:14 pm May, 18 massengill said...

I just listened to the whole thing. Yes, Carolla did speak a lot, but there still seemed to be a good repartee and I did LOL more than a few times. Way to go, DB1!

1:23 pm May, 18 Jurassic Douche said...

Good job DB1!

1:43 pm May, 18 Deltus said...

Pink Shirt Hott on the right is all that is good and decent and lustworthy in this world. I would spit shine leather shoes at the Detroit airport with my tongue for 3 days straight just for the 1 in 3 chance of having her reject me as a coital partner in person by slapping me.

2:33 pm May, 18 doucheywallnuts said...

I really have to start waxing my torso…

3:34 pm May, 18 The Know said...

I really miss Adam Corrolla in the morning. For anyone who really dont know who he is…he created “The Man Show” with Jimmy Kimmel and “Crank Yankers” on Comedy Central. He took over as the voice of Death on Family Guy after Norm MacDonald. His radio show was canceled when CBS decided to pull all DJs off their stations to save money in the recession. He had been promoting HCWDB for a long time.

5:11 pm May, 18 Bag Margera said...

Jerz douche is still worse than Hipster Douche. And he didn’t even mention frat boy douche, I’m assuming because that’s his core audience.

@DB1

Good for you, spreading the gospel farther, but don’t trust him, and don’t let him speak for you.

9:03 pm May, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s not into sharing the vocal time-space with visitors, is he, DB1?

Posting the pic with a total douchebag, a waldo, and several Bleethettes is pretty descriptive of the podcast, too: An uneasy balance, which is to say, NO BALANCE at all in that interview.

9:21 pm May, 18 Stephanie said...

no, she’s pulling bugs out of his crotch.

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