Thursday, May 27, 2010

Where’s Waldouche: Ben Affliction Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of tasty “Jennifer Anniston before we realized she was more boring than cardboard” hotties, I’ve carefully hidden the star of such movies as “”The Sum of All Bodyspray,” “Gellgli” and “Pearl Necklace.”

Look closely.

Can you find him?

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am May, 27 Bag A said...

That’s a pretty impressive line up of collegiate breeding stock!

(Except for horse teeth girl, 3rd from left…..)

7:14 am May, 27 Axe Douche said...

…and the ladyboy on the right

7:16 am May, 27 Wheezer said...

Too bad white short shorts hott didn’t bring that knee up through his chin.

7:19 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

This is a photo of Mr. White gettin’ pissed.
.
On.

7:20 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

Vince Gambini: Legless Club Gynecologist.

7:20 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

It took going through 12 girls, and the strangest shocker he’d ever inserted, but Lance finally found a squirter.

7:21 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

By the end of the night Vince decided these girls were The GoGo’s, because their lips were sealed.

7:30 am May, 27 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

I see him.
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He’s the one showing how many years it’s been since he lost his job as a car stereo salseman at Circuit City.

7:31 am May, 27 Mr. White said...

@darksock

Nah, can’t be me. Medusa would have filtered 2 or 3 of these chicks out. And the ones that remained would have more bruising/electrical burns visible.

7:39 am May, 27 E-blo's Last Thought said...

Dear.
Sweet.
Jeebus.
.
.
The terrible things I would do to every one of those girls…well, it would all depend on how drunk I was (I’m looking at you Mrs. Ed)….
.
Ronnie James Dio’s ghost is gonna fuck this clown up for stealing his sign. Just stick to the peace sign / kissylips you fucknut. You’re not *metal,* and you are most likely stealing more than your fair share of oxygen.
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Now go find your boyfriend and get your shit pushed in.

7:49 am May, 27 bigphatnotadouche said...

Why isn’t the Dude smiling?
Maybe he realized that there was no way he was going to hook up later with any of the Hotts.

Especially since his shirt is drenched with flop sweat.

7:57 am May, 27 Deltus said...

Dude, if you liked getting peed on (and really, if so, receiving the urine from this gaggle of woo hott would be the way to do it right), don’t go all metal poseur on us. Just sit there, drenched, and realize that’s as close as you’ll get to such hottitude.

8:01 am May, 27 clam fist said...

I have low standards but these hotts require a fifth of Kessler for me to truly believe that they are hott.

8:03 am May, 27 clam fist said...

Now where did my avatar go?

8:19 am May, 27 Et Tu Douche said...

I know there’s a douche there somewhere however i can’t take my eyes of white hot pants Hott

8:37 am May, 27 massengill said...

Very fitting that the Ann Coulter hott is wearing red.

8:40 am May, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would like them to give me a group lady bukkake and call me Iwo Jima.Then I would go all Nagasaki over their asses.

8:44 am May, 27 Crucial Head said...

The lusty chatter and enticing smiles stopped for a moment, and all thoughts of a sultry and saphic orgianic session were immediately flavored by what was once just a hearsay knowledge, but now stood fully reinforced, and that was that all the bloody waste draining off the floor of this killing place from the douchebag’s hacksaw rendered legs were being piped away into the same ocean the girls were hoping to sunbathe at the following afternoon.

8:46 am May, 27 mr.reeve said...

I love this line up of college hot.
Ben Affliction is a giant twat.

8:47 am May, 27 Crucial Head said...

^Uhhh, nurse?
.
Can I get my Prozac shot for the day?

8:52 am May, 27 creature said...

more Whobags than a Dr. Suess holiday special… & one sweaty-midget Grunch

8:53 am May, 27 mr.reeve said...

I have been meaning to share this with you all and I keep forgetting. Click here.

9:20 am May, 27 Euripidouche said...

yes, yes, yes, no ok who the fuck am i kidding yes,douche, yes, yes, yes, yes…

take all 8 of them, put them in my specially built, back yard ball pit, with my own special vaporizer weed-oxygen-coke-x concoction pumped into masks at the bottom that can be accessed while pointing the business end towards the top, then i have 16 holes to chose from amongst the colorful balls, not sure what freud would say, but i bet he would be shouting “i got next!”

9:29 am May, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

Sorry I can’t find him. All I see is boobies. And a suckle thigh.

9:57 am May, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

No, all I see are a load boobies, lots of midriffs, a red dress and white shorts. I’ll be in my bunk awaiting the arrival of the HOTT at my humble abode.

10:08 am May, 27 DarkSock said...

On the set of the new epic film “Star Whores (Episode IV: A New Hole)””*
.
Well, ladies, I’m afraid youse is all a quart low. YO, VINNIE, BRING DA KY-JELLY PUMP IN HERE!”
.
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*Not to be confused with “Dr. Buttlove, or; How I Learned To Stop Clenching and Love the Plug”

11:13 am May, 27 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

“Afflicted”…thanks for wearing the tag douche, see, it makes it so much easier to discern the ‘bags now…

…and by discern I mean such a Pirandellian situation begs me to dive head first into suckle thigh hott’s pubicle follicles.

12:12 pm May, 27 doucheywallnuts said...

I think he’s actually wearing a knock-off brand, “Affuction.” But then again my eyesight is bad…Also, this picture has brought a question to mind, Is it acceptable to adopt certain douchebag qualities just to increase your ability to score trim? If wearing a simple, over-logo-ed t-shirt can help you get this, might it be worth it? I’m not saying I would – mind you – this is just a philosophical exercise….

1:09 pm May, 27 Deltus said...

@doucheywallnuts: that’s how it starts. You figure, “What’s a little extra product in my hair to make a faux-hawk gonna hurt?” or “I’ll just lift up my shirt and pull down the front of my pants just a bit, to make these hotts think I’m a playa.” Next thing you know, you’re wearing a Six Pound Watch, Ed Hardy everything, and you’re more orange than a traffic cone at sunset. It’s a slippery slope greased with Axe body spray and pure, liquid fail. You just can’t risk it.

9:44 pm May, 27 Steve said...

I have been meaning to share this with you all and I keep forgetting. Click here.

3:43 am May, 28 Douchble Helix said...

The ‘good’ girl on the far left, me, the ‘naughty’ one on the far right. I don’t care who you are, that’s a damn fine sangwich.

8:00 am May, 28 Mike McDouche said...

Yes, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.

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