Monday, May 10, 2010

Yo Jimbo!

You’re a douche!

Mitsuko and Miyuki giggle coquettishly and avert their eyes.

# posted by douchebag1
12:34 pm May, 10 Soy Bomb said...

Woah. Mega-Douche alert! Woot! Woot! Woot!

12:37 pm May, 10 Crucial Head said...

Terri and Yaki giggled as their latest victim pointed to the discomfited area after ingesting bad Fugu.

12:39 pm May, 10 Crucial Head said...

The gang continued to gesture obliviously as the tentacle of the feared Blue Octopus loomed ominously behind them.

12:41 pm May, 10 Crucial Head said...

Cover art for the band Flamer’s Lips: Yoshimi and Pei Wei Battle the Stink Robot.

12:43 pm May, 10 Crucial Head said...

{{giggles}}

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“No you stupid Gaijin, it’s still a teeny weenie – even by our standards.”

12:45 pm May, 10 the douche is alright said...

if something is really douchey, do you vote 5 stars or 1?

12:46 pm May, 10 E-blo's Last Thought said...

*sigh*

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Gaijin learning the ropes in a Mama-San bar.

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His rendition of “Living on a Prayer” could not cover up poor fashion sense.

12:46 pm May, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nanako pointed at the Gaijin’s snail trail and giggled softly, knowing full well that jungle path led to a valley and not a mountain.

12:47 pm May, 10 Bagnonymous said...

Fook Mi, Fook Yu!

12:49 pm May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Cover of Tokyo Weekly:

Puffy AmiYumi move from doing Jellyfish covers to Vanilla Ice tunes. Their fan base yelled, “Douchebaru!”

12:49 pm May, 10 tall guy said...

Mitsuko and Miyuki giggle coquettishly and avert their eyes as Jimbo reveals where his now missing internal organs were once located.

12:54 pm May, 10 Mr. White said...

Mitsuko’s face changed from glee to shock and horror when she spotted her Yakuza boyfriend entering the club. She knew that her innocent flirtation with Jimbo would mean both of them would be chopped up and served as sushi later that week.

12:55 pm May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Not bad old video of Jellyfish live :

Joining A Fan Club

If yer interested

12:56 pm May, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I found a visual allegory to sum up this picture.

12:58 pm May, 10 Bagnonymous said...

Homo-muscular Ben Stiller points out to the ladies his preferred landing spot for receiving warm, fresh-squeezed loads of man juice. “Just rub it in–it firms AND tones, Bro!”

1:11 pm May, 10 Bangladouche said...

Why two belts?

1:13 pm May, 10 Deltus said...

They certainly are working the asian hott angle, aren’t they? I’d like to take a bat to Jimbo there.

1:28 pm May, 10 Army of DOuche-ness said...

this is clearly not a costume party, but the douchey world of fantasy nightlife wherein we all get to become “the other” once the sun goes down. whats he supposed to be? like Wolverine meets Road Warrior?

AoD

1:38 pm May, 10 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Needs more seppuku

2:04 pm May, 10 scrotum pole said...

Mitsuko quickly loses interest in the photo shoot, and recoils in horror as she spots Godzilla eyeballing the group through the tenth floor window.

2:13 pm May, 10 Wedgie said...

The decrine of western civirization.

3:00 pm May, 10 DarkSock said...

Every 6 months or 100 shoot-downs Jimbo made sure to install a new set of blue balls.

3:44 pm May, 10 mr.reeve said...

Jimbo Slice showed of his abs after being shot down when he asked Li and Syngu for a happy ending. “No one says no to these bad boy abs! Git sum!”

3:45 pm May, 10 mr.reeve said...

“showed off” not “showed of”……

4:03 pm May, 10 Baron Von Goolo said...

Pink Lady and Tool.

4:06 pm May, 10 yougottabefuckingkiddingme said...

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sorry…my head almost exploded.

really?

5:06 pm May, 10 Wedgie said...

Herro, we’re yerro. Just rike Homer Simpson.

5:11 pm May, 10 massengill said...

I got the Kurosawa reference.

I don’t get anything else, but there isn’t much I understand about Japanese pop culture.

8:09 pm May, 10 whatthehell said...

I just returned from living in Japan for the last 3 years. I can tell you that I saw many, many Japanese hotts with shitheads like this one (Japanese and Western). Sadly enough.

8:17 pm May, 10 Steve The Fob said...

Arguably hottest Chicks I’ve seen on site since Cathy the Korean or whatever her name was.

9:50 pm May, 10 DarkSock said...

There was a young toolbag named Jimbo

Who surrounds himself with Bimbos:

By the old waterfall

O’ cascading blue balls

It’s Him: The Earth’s biggest Himbo

10:49 pm May, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Mitsuko was shocked, but Miyuki insisted; with abs like this, he would be perfect for the lobster sauce on the buffet tomorrow.

12:08 am May, 11 Whoop-di-douche said...

With abs like that, he may be what’s killing the sea turtles in the Gulf of Mexico, cuz it sure as hell hasn’t been proven to be leaking oil spills.

The M and M twins are leaking something true to everyman’s heart: CUTE.

12:36 am May, 11 Steve L. said...

one of these girls look like they’re capable of wielding a big spike-studded flail.

i’m not sure which one though.

8:32 am May, 11 DarkSock said...

^Whoopi-di, some here on the Mississippi Coast think the sudden increase in dead turtles is due to shrimpers. They were alowed to rush out and harvest, prior to the opening of the season, in order to get ahead of the approaching oil. Some may not have had their turtle buckets on, which prevent turtle drownings.

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But you and I know better, don’t we.

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Pee doesn’t show up in a vet necropsy.

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