Friday, June 11, 2010

A Greasy Pork Sandwich Served in a Dirty Ashtray

Chet does not approve.

Except for Monique on the far right. Who wins the ribbon for happy pants. I would slap a sloth just for the chance to salivate on her pork chops.

# posted by douchebag1
9:14 am June, 11 darksock said...

ChumbaWumba: 2010

9:16 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I see posers.

9:18 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At least they are running with the Johnny Black instead of the goose. She does give me happy pants because she is a teenager.

9:19 am June, 11 Mr. White said...

@darksock

They drink a Red Bull drink, they drink a urine drink

And then I bang Monique in the kitchen sink.

9:20 am June, 11 The Know said...

This is a picture that reminds us of the bad times, this is a picture that reminds us of the bladder times.

9:25 am June, 11 darksock said...

There’s pulled pork in their future.

as soon as the girls take a hint and leave.

9:27 am June, 11 The Know said...

I smell some latin flavor in the air. Not quite South American. More Cuban.

9:29 am June, 11 boatbutter said...

I’d like to butter Monique’s muffin.

9:31 am June, 11 bigphatnotadouche said...

I see no Hotts….

9:47 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, plinky’s mom used it as a snuggie once.

9:48 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, China used it as a wall for awhile.

9:54 am June, 11 Crucial Head said...

Lämp, having seen enough, brandished his dual Hanzo swords and swiftly turned the revelers into a raining confetti of flesh and bone.

9:56 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, SS used it as a cock-ring once…and then threw it away citing “It’s a little snug.”

9:58 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, it once blocked the light of Lämp…for a millisecond.

10:01 am June, 11 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Pretty sure if you walk into this room the only greeting you could utter is: “Hello, douchebags!”

10:01 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, BP will use it to finally stop that fuccen leak.

10:04 am June, 11 Douche Unto Others said...

Johnny Black and Jaeger? That is a discord of flavors fit to symbolize any number of hottie/douchie dialectics. Well played, Cuban brand name party gang!

10:05 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

The latest post-teen pop group sensation, N*such.

10:06 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, those bitches on ‘The View’ can finally mop up their menstruates.

10:15 am June, 11 Claude Douchenburg said...

We need to lure the guy in the white shirt and fedora to the back of the room, stand him up on a chair, then have someone turn on the ceiling fan to knock that douchebag hat of his douchebag head.

10:16 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Latina Michelle Trachtenberg on the right can powder my biscuit any day.

10:17 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

^ Sorry Boatbutter–apparently Monique’s best suited for buttering muffins rather than powdering biscuits. My bad.

10:18 am June, 11 Frodo Baggins said...

Believe it or not but the guy in white is the Prince of Poosia that was posted a couple days ago.

10:19 am June, 11 Claude Douchenburg said...

Have you ever noticed in these group pictures there is always one more douche dude than there are bleetheses? It must always be one bleeth who volunteers to take the picture. Which to me means that she must be the least douchey in the group because she doesn’t want to be in the photo with the rest of the doucheys.

10:22 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, he once actually buttered plinky’s mom’s entire muffin with it. True story.

10:26 am June, 11 Mr. White said...

@claude douchenburg

Alternatively, the Broheims and Bleeths make the 350-lb chick who came along as somebody’s +1 take the pic.

10:36 am June, 11 Baleen said...

Hatters, observe if you will, the mysterious UBC. The ubiquitous blue cup in all of its transparent glory. It appears to be a vessel for urine.

10:39 am June, 11 ToddJerad said...

Can I get some clarification? Does wearing an Armani Exchange T-shirt = an automatic douche? I vote yes.

10:41 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, it once double fisted every UBC on the planet…at the same time.

10:44 am June, 11 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large, 9 times out of 10 it blocks the view of douchebags wearing Armani Exchange shirts….but the one fuccen time it doesn’t…

10:55 am June, 11 Euripidouche said...

2003 called, it wants its douchebags back.

the skirt on the far right, damn that is a gentle breeze away from muff city seriously a skirt like that is two fingers from poon in all directions…

10:58 am June, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

In the spirit of Weird Science “Chet’s an Asshole” and the choad with the unzipped Adidas jacket needs to have his “nuts kneed”

11:05 am June, 11 jcdouchey said...

In the spirit of Weird Science “astoo-d buttwad!”

11:07 am June, 11 jcdouchey said...

rather, “you’re stewed”, but I never knew that sh*t back when I was 14….

11:09 am June, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Porkchops? She’s got spice rubbed brisket and honey baked hams fer cryin’ out loud! (Walg…)

11:10 am June, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“two fingers from poon”. Awesome.

11:12 am June, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Arm exchange in anus? I’m not surprised.

11:29 am June, 11 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

RE: Bagnonymous, 10:16

.

Mmm, mmm… Michelle Trachtenberg

11:31 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

@ Douchie Howser, M.D.

I don’t think that’s actually Ms. Trachtenberg. But then again, whoever it is… FWAP!

11:42 am June, 11 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

White Jacket Scrote’s collar is so large that, among white clothing items, its only recent rival is Sarah Palin’s blouse.

12:04 pm June, 11 Hong Kong Douchey said...

“What are a couple of yummy coeds doing with a couple of malacas like this?”

They’re into malacas, Dino. What can I say.”

12:11 pm June, 11 Deltus said...

Monique sure is a Michelle Trachtenberg clone, ain’t she? Well, close enough for fap’ing, anyway.

12:19 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

Enjoy the sounds of Chet…..

4:24 pm June, 11 lucious lupus john is at the movies said...

“the big chill 3: douche grease dies”

10:14 pm June, 11 Steve L. said...

would it make a difference if it was served in a clean ashtray?

… there are no clean ashtrays. who am i kidding?

12:28 am June, 13 taking a rotten egg shit in a hermes bag said...

fuck your hermes bag, at least i know the shit i took is authentic, its real shit, not some designer knockoff, made in china by children kakashka

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