Monday, June 21, 2010

Armani Exchange Arnold

Anyone who thinks douchey Armani-Exchange t-shirts and Kissy Lips have been expunged from the HCwDB lexicon of signifiers needs to think again.

As Carley and Lynn learned the hard way.

# posted by douchebag1
2:11 pm June, 21 Four Prong said...

Lou Reed had a Pakistani son? Who would have thunk it?

2:12 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

Yo, Frankie; five dollas sez dis here’s da biggest booga youse ever seen!

2:16 pm June, 21 mr.reeve said...

Carley is trying to push him away but Arnold and his bug eyes are too strong for Carley’s 90 lb frame.

2:21 pm June, 21 Wedgie said...

Yes, we think you should pull the trigger on your finger gun, douchebag. Thanks for asking.

Carley, you are hot. I always had a thing for girls named Carley. Here’s hoping the bullet from the finger gun doesn’t hit you after it blows Dickhead’s brains out. Maybe you can talk him into using the other hand.

2:22 pm June, 21 mr.reeve said...

Smell my finga yo!!!

2:25 pm June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like an autistic mosquito trying to find a vein.

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Hott in the middle is dangerously close to a holy triangle

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To the side , Matthew Stafford is holding himself up as he tosses his cookies

2:25 pm June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Nice bold work, Vin, yeesh

2:26 pm June, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

A classi!!!! pure unfettered duchebaggery. I think that’s Bowser’s, from Sha-Na-Na, son

2:31 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche: “Lookeeee! I made airplane fingers! BWWWWWWWWWWTTTTHHHHHPPPPPHHHHH! Ka ka ka ka (machine gun sounds).

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Carley: “Let’s get the fucck outta here. I don’t wanna miss the beginning of The Joizee Shaw.”

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Lynn: “I got the car keys bitch and I’ll make you pose with this douche as long as I want for stealing my boyfriend last week. Then I’ll put these up on Facebook to show everyone how big a slut you are!”

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Buffalo Beast: “Excellent, another “specimen” for the basement. Yes, he’ll do well there with the others.”

2:40 pm June, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Carley is fighting to get away form the stink that is the douche and her c lister friend who wants the companionship for just an hour-

Aftr the picture was taken Carley quipped: ” Get the fuck off of me loser. You can’t be serious Lynn. Him?!”

2:48 pm June, 21 Crucial Head said...

Buffalo Beast’s arm move in slowly, silently, and ever so purposefully, as it was about to unleash a flurry of lethal counterattacks before the epic ‘Battle of Shadow Puppet Champions’ entered its final stages.

3:02 pm June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Under other circumstances Carley might, just might have been captivated by a visual explanation of how to artificially inseminate a reluctant giraffe (the trick, very clearly, is in the angle of entry), but not tonight.

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The effort did however, explain the lingering aroma of hackberries, old socks, and Lime-away.

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Lime-away? I got nothing. One of the clearest pics of a hott who wants to be wa ythe f*ck anywhere else than where she’s at; trapped between dick and a dyke.

3:15 pm June, 21 Veni, Vidi, Douchey said...

He’s subconsciously forming the number “0” with his right arm and body, which represents his odds of going home with Carley unless that fruit red drink is 200% roofie. As for Carley and Lynn, they are just hanging around until Arnold gives them Lynn’s bracelet back.

4:01 pm June, 21 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Would that his finger gesture were a sincere expression of suicidality, and, better yet, that the finger were a genuine firearm!

5:23 pm June, 21 Condouchous said...

Fuzzy “Mark of the Bag” present on the douche’s forehead

5:59 pm June, 21 MILLS said...

hha classix stuff gotta love the 2006 era of douche

6:49 pm June, 21 Steve L. said...

Armani Exchange on the way out? never believed it for a second.

i remember all too well how Rookie, a fledgling bag huntress, succumbed to the might of Tighty Armani and his douchey friends, as witnessed in the comments section of a fateful March 30, 2009 entry. she stopped short of expressing affection for Tighty Armani himself, but i don’t want to be too optimistic about life, such as and especially a certain couple featured on HCwDB.

and THAT is why Tighty Armani earned his place in the Hall of Scrote.

never forget the evils of Armani Exchange.

7:02 pm June, 21 Baron Von Goolo said...

Armani Exchange Arnold Horshack.

7:05 pm June, 21 Baron Von Goolo said...

The genetic legacy of Huntz Hall proved less than stellar.

7:55 pm June, 21 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Beat. Him. With. A. Shovel.

8:48 pm June, 21 Douche Bauer said...

I spy with my little eye some exophthalmic goiter. If he was trying to do an R. Budd Dwyer impersonation, he should have pointed his fingers upward through the roof of his mouth. I’ll take the two on the right and make a vanilla rice cake sandwich.

8:53 pm June, 21 Douche Bauer said...

With Joran in jail, Satish Kalpoe now has to resort to eeny, meeny, miney, moe, drown a chick by her toe…

9:43 pm June, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

Too bad pucky-lips douchetwat is ruining the perfectly interesting layout type design on that tee-shirt. Forget what it says, the typeface is engaging and very NewYork close-set.

Hot in the middle may be gravitating to that instead of to pinch-face, but I doubt it. She can’t even see the damn thing. Must be douche pheromones.

2:50 am June, 22 P Showard Chunt said...

living proof kids, your mom was right, your face just might freeze like that, and in severe cases your whole arm too…bag’s palsy, google it, i ain’t making this shit up.

8:09 am June, 22 7poundsofDouche said...

“Take the picture but don’t touch the hair.”

8:31 am June, 22 Deltus said...

Someone needs to explain it to him, gently please, that it doesn’t really count as “stink finger” when you stick it up your own ass.

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