Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Breaking: California Bans Plastic 'Bags

About damn time.

# posted by douchebag1
12:25 pm June, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And with one fell swoop of the pen the backbone of the entire cosmetic surgery industry was destroyed.

12:26 pm June, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

Well, then. I guess we don’t have to worry about seagulls choking to death on fake tits anymore, right?

12:26 pm June, 22 Claude Douchenburg said...

California will turn into a peopless desert if plastic bags can’t live there.

12:26 pm June, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Damn you, Scrotato! 😉

12:31 pm June, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The article says one billion (yes, billion) sea birds and mammals are killed each year choking on plastic bags.

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If you gotta get your sexual satistaction from helpless animals, and then kill the poor creatures afterwards, you’re one twisted mother f*cker.

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Unless you’re DarkSock.

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Wait a minute…

12:32 pm June, 22 Euripidouche said...

plastic bags are still welcome in arizona, as long as they are the right color. brown bags will be asked to show they are paper.

12:43 pm June, 22 Mr. White said...

If I can’t get plastic bags to put my groceries in, then I’ll have to start using baby seal skins.

12:44 pm June, 22 Mr. White said...

Fun fact: Sarah, at front and center, is not wearing a bra. She bedazzled her own breasts.

12:47 pm June, 22 Crucial Head said...

@Euripidouche,

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*giggles*

12:51 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What a load of crap. In Ontario we pay 15 cents per bag as an environmental surcharge. So I use the left over boxes at the supermarket and recycle them. But there are way more than 25 M bags being used in CA each year. That article is shit. Speaking of shit, if I don’t have plastic bags to pick up my 120 pound dog’s shits I will leave them to the groundwater.

And the bottom girl is 10 kinds of slutty.

1:00 pm June, 22 saulgoode42 said...

She looks like she just sucked off an elephant.

Looking forward to hemp-based boobies here in sunny CA!

1:04 pm June, 22 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Euripidouche

Gahahahahaha!

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And both Bagnonymous and Deltus should be scared. Very scared.

1:21 pm June, 22 chaserofthehott said...

Yep! LOVE living in TEXAS…

1:30 pm June, 22 Sir David Douchenborough said...

To be perfectly honest, that woman on the bottom is really encroaching on the territory of the post-op transexual. Or barring that, she may have just been drenched in the Ed Hardy cologne runoff from the Vulturebags hovering above.

1:32 pm June, 22 Whoop-di-douche said...

Never met an ostomy bag that wasn’t plastic, wonder if they’re next.

I recycle every plastic bag that enters the house: cat poop, dog poop, whoop-di-poop, trash-wrappers, toilet plunger wrapper, cat litter, rat, mouse, snake, rabbit, and squirrel carcass receptacles, poison ivy and oak trash bags, pot smuggling containers, dry-cleaning transport devices, etc etc.

Once rumored to be child suffocators back in the 50’s, and banished from that awful taint, they have been suggested for the demise of douchebags. Bags on bags.

Such a palindrome of gab-bag, all that gossip.

1:35 pm June, 22 mr.reeve said...

Glendale, which is clearly where this picture was taken, is barely qualified as a city in California. More Armobags like Nick Richie reside there than in Armenia. Go figure.

1:46 pm June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp seem very supportive of Curly Joe gettin’ that sex change. It’s a good thing Curly Joe didn’t want big boobies because it would now cost him an extra $20/boob.

1:48 pm June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Since plastic bags are now banned, how is Barbara Boxer’s husband going to have sex with her?

1:56 pm June, 22 Bagnonymous said...

@ Scrotato 1:04pm:

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Maybe I’ll just Sharpie® a good ol’ Mexican ‘stache on my bag/face when I’m wandering through Arizona…

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Olé, motherfuckers!

2:08 pm June, 22 mr.reeve said...

And since we are talking about L.A. Here is the hottest woman on our horrible L.A. morning news. KTLA 5’s Megan Henderson. She helps me forget about the bags.

2:53 pm June, 22 DB1's Mom said...

About “damned” time, dear.

2:55 pm June, 22 DarkSock said...

I’ll just take my hemp woven food sacks with me to the Winn Dixie; no problem.

3:19 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

We can be sure that whoever bangs these trollups pays the nickel for the paper bag to go over their head.

3:21 pm June, 22 Jarrett Bellini said...

And when douchebags are deemed illegal then, and only then, will we all truly be free.

3:31 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

@ Mr Reeve

Jackie Johnson is no slouch, either

3:40 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Also , Laura Sanchez is proving that Forty is the new Yowza!

4:26 pm June, 22 mr.reeve said...

@Vin, Lauren Sanchez is Yowza! I am a fan of this Sanchez Video.

6:02 pm June, 22 Baleen said...

I think the chick on the bottom just won the Super Soaker Trophy at the local forty-something Bukkake Roundup.

7:53 pm June, 22 Steve L. said...

meanwhile, Orange County sues the Californian government for ethnic cleansing.

i guess their lawyer would argue that this particular legislation constitutes a crime against doucheosity.

8:48 pm June, 22 Douchie Arnaz said...

That’s damn greasy.

9:00 pm June, 22 Anonymous said...

These douchebags are douchey (and even then only annoying, not punch-him-in-the-face douchey), but there are no hot chicks in this photo. I’m dissapointed.

5:03 am June, 23 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I’m a little jealous of California right now. In New York I still have to watch the moron in front of me buy a 20oz Coke, get it put in a plastic bag, walk outside and toss the bag in the can 20 feet from the door of the bodega. That’s if the moron doesn’t just toss it on the ground.

9:33 pm June, 23 Stephanie said...

Shit on a shingle

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