Thursday, June 24, 2010
Brian Says Challo To Her Not So Little Friends
Yo, it don’t matter that Kristal is gettin paid by her modeling agency to pretend to be friendly, yo. Don’t let that throw you, dog!!
Cuz you’re gangsta bangin’ with the Scarface, yo!! That shizz is off the modem, broheim!! Y’all gots Jesus hand AND Pacino, dude. There is NO WAY that chick can rezist yo’ crazzzzy game!!
Wait’ll the boyz at the temp agency here about this night!! And speaking of temping dude, I hear you got a week long booking working the PHONES at Wellfleet, bro!! It’ll be… uh… off the hook!!
I’llllllll…..be right back.
Do you have a picture of the matching panties?
Talk about “Lovin’ Spoonful”….or in this case “Lovin’ Gravy-Boat Full”…
What life’s like for her left boob.
Too much clothing. But I’ll be in my bunk anyway.
both boobs
http://www.guerilladrivein.com/images/showings/cannonball_jackelam.jpg
Those iron-on transfers for t-shirts still exist? Really? I’ll bet it took him 17 t-shirts to get that on right. And of Al Pacino in “Scarface”? Damn dude, I’ll bet you was beatin’ the laydeez off all night with that. Yo man, that’s probably better than Spanish Fly ‘n shit. Where can I get me one of them? Even Buffalo Beast is doing a face palm in the background. Yeesh!
I would motorboat them boobies with wild abandon. Until the cops came and tasered me, that is.
Hey Kristal! I have a jock/cock holster (thanks, Stackhouse) with the same pattern as your bra that I bring out for Mardi Gras parties…..
Call me!
Sproinnnnnggg! Say hello to MY little…uhh….
He’s a burn victim, right? Wouldn’t that explain the bad hair and beard?
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This diddlefuck has to be unemployed since all gas stations are self-service now
@vin douchal
Au contraire: Self-service gas pumping is illegal in New Jersey, and they almost had an armed revolt when they recently considered allowing self-service gas to lower prices.
@ Mr White
There ya go then. Looks like I had him pegged. He works pumping gas and keeps a hanky with some Unleaded 87 on it in a ziploc so he can roll those two fingers in and get a sniff of bliss every few minutes.
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Can’t say I blame him,…. gasoline smells like progress and back woods luv ….
Vegas show girls doing a meet and greet?
I need to call my travel agent.
Buffalo Beast cast a scornful look over his shoulder and lobbed a mind bullet at the hand of god.
They won’t let you pump your own gas in Oregon either. Good thing though, otherwise Jacques Doucheteau would be out of a job.
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…ZZzzzziiiiingg!!!!1!!11!!
SCHNAPPIKOPTURZ11!111!!!___LULZ
While we await DB1’s next post. How about a little game?
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Let’s play Where’s WaldSock?
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Heh heh.
If you gathered together all the hairs on his skull you couldn’t make a mustache.
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If you gathered together all the hairs on her body you’re a f*kken miracle worker and I love you. Please sniff them gently and then forward them to the Scrotato Head compound in northern Utah.
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And it’s a good thing in Utah you can pump your own gas. And by pump your own gas I mean SPLOORT!!!
Man, I miss Bra!
That top is an interesting way of distracting from the gap between the implants.
I could use that bra to hold my sagging nuts up in this fucking heat…..good thing I have cargo pockets on on my shorts.
I’m kinda likin’ those lungs
boat dock bumpers
He needs to be raped with an all-bran dildo.
Anyone else notice sleeveless-bag in the background, right? Bonus douchery!
its like an elizibethan collar (doggie neck cone) for your tits, she is training her rack not to scratch….i wanna see how she trains her cooch.
Kristal must be pretty low on the modeling food chain if she has to pretend to be friendly to guys who work the PHONES at Wellfleet. i mourn for her.
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girls like Amanda, on the other hand, took up modeling / acting so she can score guys like Michael. now THAT is modeling in style.
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and by “style” i mean bursting the arteries of 90% of the single male population. which is why i’m only typing with one hand because my other hand is plugged against my neck right now.
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this is a compliment to Amanda’s hotness, yo.
He temps at a t-shirt printing service,and he’s wearing his favor-rite one.
she’s got a canyon for a creature choco-ceegar!
There are no chaste women in Las Vegas, just chafed ones. In the nips.
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Kristal must be pretty low on the modeling food chain if she has to pretend to be friendly to guys who work the PHONES at Wellfleet. i mourn for her.
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girls like Amanda, on the other hand, took up modeling / acting so she can score guys like Michael. now THAT is modeling in style.
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and by “style” i mean bursting the arteries of 90% of the single male population. which is why i’m only typing with one hand because my other hand is plugged against my neck right now.
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this is a compliment to Amanda’s hotness, yo.