Thursday, June 24, 2010

Brian Says Challo To Her Not So Little Friends

Yo, it don’t matter that Kristal is gettin paid by her modeling agency to pretend to be friendly, yo. Don’t let that throw you, dog!!

Cuz you’re gangsta bangin’ with the Scarface, yo!! That shizz is off the modem, broheim!! Y’all gots Jesus hand AND Pacino, dude. There is NO WAY that chick can rezist yo’ crazzzzy game!!

Wait’ll the boyz at the temp agency here about this night!! And speaking of temping dude, I hear you got a week long booking working the PHONES at Wellfleet, bro!! It’ll be… uh… off the hook!!

# posted by douchebag1
11:31 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

I’llllllll…..be right back.

11:32 am June, 24 The Big LeBagski said...

Do you have a picture of the matching panties?

11:32 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Talk about “Lovin’ Spoonful”….or in this case “Lovin’ Gravy-Boat Full”…

11:36 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

What life’s like for her left boob.

11:39 am June, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Too much clothing. But I’ll be in my bunk anyway.

11:46 am June, 24 jcdouchey said...

both boobs

http://www.guerilladrivein.com/images/showings/cannonball_jackelam.jpg

11:57 am June, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Those iron-on transfers for t-shirts still exist? Really? I’ll bet it took him 17 t-shirts to get that on right. And of Al Pacino in “Scarface”? Damn dude, I’ll bet you was beatin’ the laydeez off all night with that. Yo man, that’s probably better than Spanish Fly ‘n shit. Where can I get me one of them? Even Buffalo Beast is doing a face palm in the background. Yeesh!

11:59 am June, 24 Deltus said...

I would motorboat them boobies with wild abandon. Until the cops came and tasered me, that is.

12:04 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Kristal! I have a jock/cock holster (thanks, Stackhouse) with the same pattern as your bra that I bring out for Mardi Gras parties…..

Call me!

12:05 pm June, 24 Bag A said...

Sproinnnnnggg! Say hello to MY little…uhh….

12:07 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

He’s a burn victim, right? Wouldn’t that explain the bad hair and beard?

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This diddlefuck has to be unemployed since all gas stations are self-service now

12:18 pm June, 24 Mr. White said...

@vin douchal

Au contraire: Self-service gas pumping is illegal in New Jersey, and they almost had an armed revolt when they recently considered allowing self-service gas to lower prices.

12:27 pm June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

@ Mr White

There ya go then. Looks like I had him pegged. He works pumping gas and keeps a hanky with some Unleaded 87 on it in a ziploc so he can roll those two fingers in and get a sniff of bliss every few minutes.

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Can’t say I blame him,…. gasoline smells like progress and back woods luv ….

12:33 pm June, 24 bigphatnotadouche said...

Vegas show girls doing a meet and greet?

I need to call my travel agent.

12:36 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

Buffalo Beast cast a scornful look over his shoulder and lobbed a mind bullet at the hand of god.

12:38 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

They won’t let you pump your own gas in Oregon either. Good thing though, otherwise Jacques Doucheteau would be out of a job.

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…ZZzzzziiiiingg!!!!1!!11!!

1:02 pm June, 24 DarkSock said...

SCHNAPPIKOPTURZ11!111!!!___LULZ

1:08 pm June, 24 Crucial Head said...

While we await DB1’s next post. How about a little game?

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Let’s play Where’s WaldSock?

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Heh heh.

1:16 pm June, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If you gathered together all the hairs on his skull you couldn’t make a mustache.

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If you gathered together all the hairs on her body you’re a f*kken miracle worker and I love you. Please sniff them gently and then forward them to the Scrotato Head compound in northern Utah.

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And it’s a good thing in Utah you can pump your own gas. And by pump your own gas I mean SPLOORT!!!

1:20 pm June, 24 Douchie Arnaz said...

Man, I miss Bra!

2:09 pm June, 24 Anonymous said...

That top is an interesting way of distracting from the gap between the implants.

2:18 pm June, 24 Chowda said...

I could use that bra to hold my sagging nuts up in this fucking heat…..good thing I have cargo pockets on on my shorts.

2:39 pm June, 24 Ohio FJ said...

I’m kinda likin’ those lungs

2:49 pm June, 24 DarkSock said...

boat dock bumpers

2:50 pm June, 24 DarkSock said...

He needs to be raped with an all-bran dildo.

2:50 pm June, 24 RandomArticleProject.com said...

Anyone else notice sleeveless-bag in the background, right? Bonus douchery!

4:19 pm June, 24 Euripidouche said...

its like an elizibethan collar (doggie neck cone) for your tits, she is training her rack not to scratch….i wanna see how she trains her cooch.

7:20 pm June, 24 Steve L. said...

Kristal must be pretty low on the modeling food chain if she has to pretend to be friendly to guys who work the PHONES at Wellfleet. i mourn for her.

girls like Amanda, on the other hand, took up modeling / acting so she can score guys like Michael. now THAT is modeling in style.

and by “style” i mean bursting the arteries of 90% of the single male population. which is why i’m only typing with one hand because my other hand is plugged against my neck right now.

this is a compliment to Amanda’s hotness, yo.

9:08 pm June, 24 Stephanie said...

He temps at a t-shirt printing service,and he’s wearing his favor-rite one.

10:54 pm June, 24 creature said...

she’s got a canyon for a creature choco-ceegar!

11:20 pm June, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

There are no chaste women in Las Vegas, just chafed ones. In the nips.

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3:04 pm June, 26 Arianna said...

Kristal must be pretty low on the modeling food chain if she has to pretend to be friendly to guys who work the PHONES at Wellfleet. i mourn for her.

girls like Amanda, on the other hand, took up modeling / acting so she can score guys like Michael. now THAT is modeling in style.

and by “style” i mean bursting the arteries of 90% of the single male population. which is why i’m only typing with one hand because my other hand is plugged against my neck right now.

this is a compliment to Amanda’s hotness, yo.

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