Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Bumps McGee
Kelly and Andrea rethink their decision not to have stayed home and finished that online knitting class.
EDIT: Speaking of bumps, the site’s a bit bumpy today but should be working now.
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This pic reminds me that I have some soiled pantaloons that need washing when I get home.
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Damn you Tuesday Limerick girl!
that guy was on big brother
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone just wear a bustier out and about to club. Most of these are used by performers and stuff on stage right? Not that I’m complaining, I mean Kelly can show off as much of her upper, or lower, body as she wants. 🙂
yup, big brother douchebag
the Tshirt in this pic seals his douchebag status
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/08/105992/400_bigbrother11_jessie_090814_cbs_98351_0009.jpg
^^^ Holy shiz, that is one world-class arrogant douche!
I posit a question to any fellow ‘bag hunters who may be gay:
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Many straight men like myself love a good titty frig now and again. A girl with a nice rack compliments this shameful act quite nicely.
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However, since men do not have said titty’s, do ripped abs serve as the happy alternative for gay men?
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Just an idle thought on a slow afternoon in the office.
Notta and fuccen hotta.
John Largeman would knock that douche out with one punch
Is it true that shortly after leaving the show, this douchebags right hand left him for another man?
That guy would go down with one punch, right to the diaphragm. Which is wonderfully displayed and pointed out by the ridiculous ab reveal.
Call the piglets back to him, he’s ready to feed them.
Anybody ever look at an old comic-book pic of Charles Atlas? Abs just barely visible. Kirk Douglas in “Spartacus”? Not visible at all. It only even appeared on bodybuilder competitions fairly recently, much less at the beach.
This is a very new body-fashion “look” that has nothing to do with athleticism and everything to do with…well: douchebaggery.
So here we are.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Red_short_shorts.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WQpyN.jpg
@Massengill 3:30
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That may be the creepiest picture of Mayer ‘Bag ever.
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@Boss,
You gotta run that pic.
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For the children.
He seems the type that if given enough money, he’d commission a RealDoll® of himself and speedfuck himself into a latex coma with it.
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I’ll pitch in $20.
I’d like to spread baby oil all over left trollop’s mid-riff. And by “oil” I mean “batter”.
My face and abs look exactly like that when I lift my leg and fire a day after King Taco methane emission out of my fog horn. Then they retire back under the flab from which they came…. the facial expression stays the same , however
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And speaking of bumps, Anne Hathaway has some serious bumps.
Jessie learned a hard lesson about leaving his prize pair of Levi’s on when being voluntarily gang raped by hobos.
Despite Kelly there having that seriously bleethed out Staten Island look I’d still like to show her my Moosehead and by Moosehead I mean… oh, nevermind, if I gotta explain it…
Have you seen the (NSFW) .gif of Alice Eve pulling a shirt over her lovely jigglies ?
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Vote here:
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Loveley Jigglies ___
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Meh … ______
I don’t Tweet; but if I did, the headline on my Tweeterer thingy would be: “I am proud to be one of the six people in America who doesn’t give two flying shits where LeBron James goes this summer.”
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I apologize for the digression, and thank you for letting me vent.
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As you were.
May I second Crucial Head’s much needed pseudo Tweet.
Also, I think this douche’s jeans represent a crime against humanity and make Ed Hardy stuff look acceptable by comparison.
Actually the jeans are so hideous I neglected to mention that Kelly’s abdomen and obliques in particular sent me into a masterbatory frenzy…
It’s nice that the girls are doing some community service by taking out a stroke victim to the local Chili’s.
Damn, where did my name go with the above quote? Douche Bauer
is fixing Bumpy McGee’s bumps the same as fixing HCwDB’s innernet bumps?
if so, we need to get to fixing Bumpy up. real fast. some swift and hard fixing.
It’s time to belly up to the bar, thanks for reminding me, Doucheketeers.
he’d have a helluva alot more bumps should I run into him on my way back from softball!
Why did Massengill replace his avatar with a picture of a douchebag?
@Vin Douchal
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Lovely, lovely, lovely.
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And by lovely I mean serious skin tearing masturbation.
Kelly and Andrea could have knitted a decent hangman’s noose,or some straps, so I can drag him behind my car.
@massengill, 4:04 p.m. –
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Does that girl Squalo?
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I’ll be here all night. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and supply them with bullets to put in my head.
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@Vin, 5:54 p.m. –
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I certainly can’t be the first to notice the website featuring those lovely jiggling Alice Eve boobies: crucialbrutal.com…..
Oh, and shouldn’t we name this chump in the pic “Burps McGee”?
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No matter, as long as he’s exterminated soon…..
Those jigglies were lovely.
I’m in NYC and don’t care if LeBron ends up on Mars.
This douchebag is what, about 5’4″?
@Vin
LOVELY!!!!
Bumps for the Monthly, every part of him is customised.
Less Millennium Falcon, more Millennium Bag.
I am so embarassed to admit that I know this:
That is Jesse from Big Brother.
@ Vin,
*Walg*
That is all.
Yeah, could we get a stage-4 Bleeth on Kelly? Bullet belt, obvious extensions, a Bedazzled bra and she’s wearing so much foundation that her face is a completely different color from her body.
Ned @3:07 PM…
You can do something similar with ass cheeks, particularly if no condom is handy. Too much information? I agree.
Girl in left side has six- pack.xDD