Thursday, June 24, 2010

Fake n' Bake

What have the Fake n’ Bake Brothers taught Jenny?

Only the true Jersey pimps have Superman belt buckles.

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am June, 24 Bagnonymous said...

Methinks Jenny might be “in” on the joke, pointing out the ridiculousness beside her. Remember though, Jenny, the only true way to fight the Greicovirus is to throw a drink in his face and walk away. And then go out to the parking lot and take a dump into the sunroof of his car.

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Meanwhile, South-of-the-Border-Luke-Wilson obstetrician probes her abdomen to check her uterine quality. “This one’s just about good for breeding, folks!”

7:17 am June, 24 boatbutter said...

Excellent suggestion Bagnonymous, but his Fiero has a hard top.

7:17 am June, 24 bigphatnotadouche said...

I believe she has full awareness that the Dude she is pointing to is a Douche. No Bleeth attraction evident in the picture.

Good call by Bagonymous.

7:23 am June, 24 Bag Margera said...

The way these two dress so similar with religious symbols, it reminds me of douchebag mormon missionaries. I hate mormon missionaries. They walk and bus around Toronto in their matching clothes and backpacks, trying to convert white people to mormonism. And if there’s no white people to talk to, they’ll go for the asians. They never get any darker than that. It’s the most racist religious recruitment I have ever seen, even more so than Jehova’s witnesses, who will step on the necks of 20 white folks, just to recruit an African.

Maybe these guys are missionaries for the tanning salons. We are seeing a corporate wealth organized and sanctioned bleething in progress… I am trying to quit smoking again.

7:24 am June, 24 Mr. White said...

Jenny has a mustache, and the guy to her right has bigger boobs than she does.

Vin Douchal, paste in some pics of that newsreader chick you like. I need some antidote for this.

7:33 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

As Vic distracted Jenny with a photo pose, Todd discretely applied the Dim-Mak Death Touch to her uterus, quietly taking care of their little “mistake” that was made over last weekend’s Jägermeister binge.

7:35 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

2 years later and Todd still refuses to wash the hand he finger-banged Kelly Osbourne with.

7:37 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Todd forced a smile as he fought back the carpal tunnel pain brought on by the marathon jerking session with his gardener’s Alaskan Huskie.

7:44 am June, 24 Beeswax said...

Poor Jenny! She’s obviously in on this joke, she’s pointing to this guy with a smirk. This “situation” look-a-like has boob sweat for Gods sake!?he has apparently fallen alseep in the tanning bed for hours at a time. All I have to say is thanks to this girl we to have the experience of making fun of this douchebaggery and spreading the douche awareness!

8:11 am June, 24 Wedgie said...

Wholly shit.

8:19 am June, 24 End the Haberdouchery said...

Boatbutter,

I like to roll through Boca Raton in my Fiero while trolling for silver foxes. If you roll down both windows there’s plenty of room for action.

8:21 am June, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

you nailed it Bagnonymous

8:25 am June, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

What’s with the sweat stains under on Jerz guids shirt below his chest? that’s wrong whatever it is

8:29 am June, 24 boone doggle said...

Its not sweat, he’s lactating.

8:37 am June, 24 smackdouche said...

Jenny, you were great on “Scrubs”!

9:19 am June, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ben thinks he’s pointing at Jenny with the thought “I’m gonna go around the world twice on this bitch” while Jenny is pointing at the poor man’s Joey Porsche knowing that it ain’t goin’ to be her that’s going to be going around the world in 80 days but him. And you know what? The PMJP seems kinda down with that.

9:20 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As innocent as the shirts may seem in robin’s egg baby blue, they are the gayest looking I have ever seen. Hopeless bags with bad workout plans. Day 1-6 Arms, Arms, and Arms. Day 7 marathon boy on boy anal and shitty cocck sucking. And get some shirts that fit and a new haircut you stupid homos. John Gotti is rolling in his state appointed grave.

9:26 am June, 24 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said...

three sets of tits, all the same seize at the same height. this should win some sort of award. its like a triptych.

i would call it,

three a-cups for boobies at the bleeth of a doucheifixion.

9:58 am June, 24 Douchelips said...

Love the Douchelips on her!!

10:07 am June, 24 Walrus Whisker said...

Jorge Posada and A-Rod celebrate their return to the top of the AL East.

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And by AL, I mean Asshole Lovers.

10:09 am June, 24 Pablo Sinatra said...

“This guy. He’s the one that painted himself with all of your wood stain”.

11:56 am June, 24 Deltus said...

It does look like wood stain on him, doesn’t it?

1:14 pm June, 24 doucheywallnuts said...

I’m back after a week-long, seven state masturbatory spray spree that has my hands cramped but still able to type….It’s good that good ole Jerz pudwack douchebaggery hasn’t changed in my absence.

1:23 pm June, 24 Douchie Arnaz said...

All that time in the tanning bed appears to have shrunken his head.

2:20 pm June, 24 boatbutter said...

@ End the Haberdouchery

I’ll come down to Boca and we’ll crush some poon… slap high fives across some blue-haired’s back.

3:38 pm June, 24 mr.reeve said...

Wow! Richard Grieco looks ripped and dark these days. Hasn’t aged a bit. Jenny gets it for sure and she may lack in boobage but she is still a looker.

8:39 pm June, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

Is that Fung? It looks like Fung.

9:00 pm June, 24 Steve L. said...

The Situation better get a Superman belt buckle stat or he’s gonna lose his stardom faster than he can flash an ab reveal.

9:14 pm June, 24 Stephanie said...

my initial thoughts,first thing,it’s looks like the chulupa I dropped into the toilet this morning…

11:38 pm June, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

OMIGOLLYGEEWHIZ, it’s one of the infamous Oompa Prompas.

In his usual barbeque sauce skin.

4:54 am June, 25 MsMon said...

What’s with the fucking stupid duckface?

8:58 am June, 25 Jimmy said...

I think this is Fung who may be one of the Prompas.

9:43 am June, 25 Bites an' all said...

They have incredibly small heads…

11:44 am June, 25 Husker Douche said...

Hmm, I was wondering what Carlton was up to since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was cancelled

5:27 am June, 30 Douchebama said...

Look at her ridiculous facial expression and pooched lips. Her head is just as empty as the two morons on both sides of her. She’s 100% douchebagette. I’d still hit it.

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