Monday, June 21, 2010

Four Prong and Company Voted

Last week’s HCwDB of the Week winner, legendary spoker, Four Prong, brought some serious A-List blonde Paid-to-Pose hotties, a quality brunette drink of hott water (who may or may not be K Sister #1), and some douchey middle aged Oldbag riff raff, and voted in the HCwDB of the Week.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:12 am June, 21 Four Prong said...

Me chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke.

11:16 am June, 21 Deltus said...

Has nobody put him out of our misery yet?

11:18 am June, 21 mr.reeve said...

I know Four Prong is a guy but I can’t get the picture of him playing womens softball for UCLA out of my head.

11:20 am June, 21 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Why can’t politicians force through a bill that gets signed into law that allows me to hit guys like this with a dead fish whenever I want?

11:22 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Hey Wheezer!

I think we’ve seen blondie in the white dress before. Maybe in a pool in a bikini ?

11:32 am June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Candyland, huh? So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a FourProng? About one, if the shovel is hefty enough and you’ve got plenty of follow-through.

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More importantly, how many licks would it take to get to the center of any of those hotts? Medusa?…

11:33 am June, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

A $500.00 bounty per prong is upon his head. (just the prong, you can let him live).

I will take the full rack of ribs from the right side hottie- extra sauce please!!!!

11:41 am June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If I was stuck behind Four Prong and I had to endure the vapors wafting up from his prolapsed rectum, I’d make that face too.

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I feel for you, posse douchebag, I really do. Not as much as I’d like to feel for the boobies all around you, but still, I feel for you.

11:44 am June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Who let the accountant out of his cubicle? Back to your work station and tuck in your shirt, there’s spreadsheets to be…spread or something!

11:48 am June, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

Jessica Simpson as a paid to pose Hott? I think it is a good choice as a career move.

Give 4 Prong props for assembling suckle thigh.

11:50 am June, 21 Deltus said...

The sign behind them says “Lanagiana” which in traditional Hawaiian means “home of dipshit motherfucker with awful hair”. Smart people, the Hawaiians, for having a word for that.

11:52 am June, 21 Crucial Head said...

Yeah, I voted.

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But that doesn’t mean the alcohol-tinged liquid feces being expulsed from my toot cannon into the defenseless porcelain throne in the executive wash room felt any better after having to look at those pictures again. I flushed three times, but I think last night’s sweet corn shrapnel is permanently affixed to the rim of the commode.

Re: This picture –

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The brunette on the left has a date with my palm, some Kleenex and several small dollops of moisturizer later this evening in my Master Bateroom.

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Toodles.

12:30 pm June, 21 Euripidouche said...

and with this, i do believe that four pronger, not to be confused with the nhl’s chris pronger, though they are both huge douches, has all but sewn up the monthly.

i would like to think brunette behind pronger the IV is making a comment about four prong, with the gagging tongue extend….

the matching shell necklace guys in the back row could carry this douche-narnia all by itself, which makes prong iv’s blocking of the hott both annoying and extraneous. i also like mystery hand on the thigh of strawberry sucklethigh brunette…this pic has a lot going on, for simply the reminder to vote pic, which i will do, but prongIV for the monthly woot!

12:39 pm June, 21 WheezerHCwDB said...

Let’s hope the brown-haired gal in the middle truly retched on Four Prong at some point in the evening.

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@Vin,

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You’re probably right, but it’s not ringing a bell at the moment. I also think those “skillz” of mine have gone into hibernation or something.

12:53 pm June, 21 Sir Harry S. Flashdouce said...

What is wrong with the dude in the back?

12:58 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

toot cannon = good band name

12:58 pm June, 21 Angel said...

Candyland, huh? So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a FourProng? About one, if the shovel is hefty enough and you’ve got plenty of follow-through.
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More importantly, how many licks would it take to get to the center of any of those hotts? Medusa?…

1:08 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Purple Shirt Douche is makin’ that face because he’s about to blow his load in the Pronger’s Hershey highway. However, this picture does nothing to clear up whether Four Prongs is a douche or a baguette.

2:10 pm June, 21 End the Haberdouchery said...

Suck it in, blue polka dots, suck it in.

3:05 pm June, 21 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Angel

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I gush with embarassment at your use of my earlier post.

3:19 pm June, 21 Veni, Vidi, Douchey said...

Prong reminds me of Bobby Lee’s “Tank” character from Mad TV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTH29EhVy3c

3:24 pm June, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Four Prong and his man-servant, Igor.

I call dibbs on the hott on the far left, being hit on by Four’s bestest buddy, Lux Luthor.

3:28 pm June, 21 Bob the Bag Hunter said...

Uh, isn’t that a chick? Four Prong likes women who like women, right?

6:30 pm June, 21 Steve L. said...

for *perhaps* the first time ever, i’m wondering how PTP hotts will vote in a weekly.

that says something about the hotness of this group, despite their PTP status.

and no i don’t want to know how Four Prong voted.

6:10 am June, 22 Tony Ventresca said...

Bottle blonde on the right is really sucking in her stomach – looks like she might hurt herself.

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