Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Four Prong Skewers
Gearing up for Monday’s HCwDB of the Month, Four Prong scoffs at this week’s winners/losers, The Lake Crotch Cactii.
Meanwhile, Mandy’s body may promise “three minutes of fornicative bliss,” but her eyes say “ruined credit rating and violent death threats from a former boyfriend named ‘Crizz.'”
Nice pit stain, four prong.
God damn it! I have seen enough of “It’s Pat” Prong. Mandy sreams of sloppy one night stands and herpes. Prong Shim screams I like women and softball.
We are going to get rid of me by not voting for me in the monthly.
These are nice natural mammary glands.
Where is her nippelage?
Meanwhile, Mandy’s boobs promise “They’ll hang to her knees by 35 years of no implants,” but I say “have a good time with those fun bags while the gettins good.”
I still say four prongs a chick, so she would fit in more on a sister site like: hotchickswithdouchebagettsthatliketosuckthesuckelthightoo.com
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just spit ballin…
Her boobs, though natural and I appreciate that, are shaped weird being pushed together while the cup of the bra sticks out. Like her right boob is oddly triangular in shape.
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Good call on the ex named Crizz, boss. She still loves him in her heart, but knows she needs a stable boyfriend with a job and such, and cracked ribs from when “she just needs to shut the fuck up” don’t lie.
oh noes! the prongs are getting longer!
mandy’s tits, eyes, stance,splotchy face and smile all unify into one message.
“got any coke? know where “we” could get some?”
Prongster. Brings. The. Hotts. Everytime.
I’ll give him/her/it that.
And by give him/her/it that I mean titty-screw Mandy while looking over both shoulders in case Crizz hopped bail….
Mandy has already applied an extra-heavy splash of mascara to enhance the effect when she’s crying. Which she does a lot.
I will not be voting Four Prong in the monthly. I’ve had all I can stand.
That is one odd looking boob.
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And Mandy’s tit is all wierd too.
They’re clearly holding each other out of some obligation, not out of any human emotion.
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Come on Four Prong! You bring quality hott to very post. Is it too much for you to actually put her hands on the hott? What kind of bizzaro hand gesture is that anyhow?
http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/www.hcwdb.com/
Oh my GOD the boobs this guy/gal/eunich pulls are phenomenal. (Notice that we haven’t seen any evidence of legs on any of the ladies with him/her/it. Strange, isn’t it?)
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I’m guessing 4Prong is some sort of “dry-cleaner-to-the-stars”, kind of like that Bag Bats Maru (?) guy from a while ago. Anyway.. to the monthly with 4Prong!
I’m trying, but it ain’t working ^ …..
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On a related note:
Wimbledon. Tennis. Beautiful world class athletes like Maria Kirilenko
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World Cup Soccer brings us a good name for Darksock’s garage band= Herculez Gomez …
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And a gal that has found a good way to entertain with a vuvuzela:
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Really funny vuvuzela parody page; HERE from acidcow.com
Gah! I can’t figure this shit out
three minutes of fornicative bliss is better than two minutes of fornicative bliss
Tara Reid thousand-yard stare. Run for your life.
Welcome to “Can You Find It?”
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Four Prong has fourteen nipples but only one is currently lactating. Can You Find It?
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Boobies……………well, that’s weird. Suddenly I want White Castle.
You’re right about Mandy’s eyes, DB1. Also, I detect a hint of “I bite when giving head.”
She’s got a bit of the “Pre-fill in the blank” Lohan going on.
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I’d still do her, but it would have to be in an empty room with only one door and a simple foam matress pad for the crying on afterwards.
vin, if you are looking at pic number 3, for more than 1/128th of a second, then “uraguay” is a lie.
Four Prongs HAS to produce low-budget porn. It has to be that. How can he/she/it/whateverthefuckit is pull such consistent quality hott? And not a one of the hotts has that look of “There’s no way I’m touching that” on their faces. Even PTP hotts will only go so far. I guess they figure that if they’re gonna get freaky in front of a camera, letting Four Prongs touch them is the least slimy thing they’ll be doing.
We need to find out who shim is. I can’t stand the suspense!
How I remember Jimmy Dean doing his sausage ads through the years, and seeing his less-than-testosterone-cheeks, and wondering to myself, “Did this man have any balls left?” And Four-Prong has that same look about him.
Like he sucks on estrogen-enhanced hard-boiled eggs.
Her saggy nip is down at the tip of her cup, just follow the vertical line in her bra and sh’nuff, it’s there.
It’s the price of being natural, quitchherbitchin’.
I am somewhat surprised that, as of yet, no one has commented on the incredible cameltoe that her right hand is sporting in this pic…
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Four Prong is obviously still the incorrigible doucheprong that has made him ‘famous’ so far…
I just couldn’t put my finger on it ….but now I just thought, it’s Play Doh face.
can’t wait to see a deathmatch between Four Prong and ‘Crizz.