Monday, June 14, 2010

Fratbro Bob Wins

It’s hard to imagine that a fratbro sporting the Booger from Revenge of the Nerds aesthetic could come so far in life.

Hard to call you a douche, Bob, even though you probably are. Hard to call you sanitary, either.

So a reluctant nottadouche and goinpeace due to lack of evidence to convict, and a recommendation to go for the cat. She looks playful.

# posted by douchebag1
12:42 pm June, 14 scrotum pole said...

Second from left:

Dark Sock’s retarded Asian cousin?

12:48 pm June, 14 Bag Margera said...

You can call him douche, simply for the lack of interest in his surroundings. I was thinking of nominating him for the Ricky award, but a true Ricky would appreciate all that lovely asian pussy-cat.

12:52 pm June, 14 bigphatnotadouche said...

I think Booger – Bob is overwhelmed by the Hott. I know I would be overwhelmed and would have a quick finish.

12:53 pm June, 14 Holy Shit said...

What a lucky son-of-a-bitch

1:05 pm June, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks confused. WTF?

Either he’s:

(a) dead

(b) gay

(C) a eunuch

(d) just now realizing that he’s missing his clothes and all his money.

(e) doesn’t dig boobs???????????

or

(f) retarded (and I mean that in all connotations of the word)

1:09 pm June, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

Soak it in kid, try to get one of them to blow your vuvuzela.

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PS, I’m going to be making vuvuzela jokes until the cup is over, deal with it.

1:12 pm June, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Asian Hott!!!!, me likey especially pinky flipping the bird. I have no comment on the guy in the picture because I didn’t even notice him.

1:14 pm June, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

@End the Haberdouchery

The Vuvuzelas are annoying like this kid in the picture not even noticing the gaggle of Hott surrounding him

1:17 pm June, 14 Bagnonymous said...

Do not go for the cat, Fratbro Bob. I repeat: DO NOT GO FOR THE CAT. This is a trap–she is way underage, bro.

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Dude, go for the blonde. She looks like she’d do all sorts of psycho-horny shit. Kinda like Elizabeth Banks’ character in 40 Year Old Virgin. Sha-zayum. Throbbing boner, anyone?

1:18 pm June, 14 scrotum pole said...

This poor bastard is so stoned he has no clue.

This should be a lesson to all the young kids out there:

Stay in school.

Be kind to your neighbors.

Spay and neuter your pets.

And, for the love of God, JUST SAY NO to drugs.

1:18 pm June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Vuvuzelas may be annoying, but they beat what would be happening if the ‘Cup was held in Mexico. Ever been hit with a urine-filled water balloon?

1:20 pm June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

As far as favorite hot ^ above I’m liking blondie because she kind of resembles long lost hunteress , “Idaho Hot Potato” and that boobie trick never gets old

1:28 pm June, 14 F. said...

This is just unacceptable!

Not only do the “hotts” deserve a belch at best (if not an outright puke), but also.. I mean just LOOK AT HIS FACE! Look at the smug asshole that creeps from the slightly scrunched lip. Look at the Raised Eyebrow Of Tool. And the bleach-white tank-top, which screams “It’s macho to live my mom’s villa basement”. High-class white trash.

If that’s nottadoushe then J. Beiber is manly.

1:28 pm June, 14 mr.reeve said...

I look at this picture and thank God I have a son and not a daughter.

1:33 pm June, 14 F. said...

@ mr. reeve

It’s common knowledge, that it’s better to have a son than a daughter. If your son grows up to be a moron – that’s the average. However if your daughter grows up to be an idiot – parental failure.

1:43 pm June, 14 ehcuodouche said...

Three asian hotts in the picture is heaven.

1:59 pm June, 14 Hot Buttered Poopcorn said...

The jealousy is killing me.

Judging by Fratbro Bob’s facial expression alone, I have to argue against the nottadouche pass. If not a douche, he’s at the very least a wanker.

2:10 pm June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy is notta douche. To be in this situation of hotts, perhaps with another one taking the picture does not compute. These little Delta Delta Woo chicks like this dude.

He is going to get a twofer after this picture was taken. If he doesn’t, his raging boner will do it anyway. Those girls are barely legal and totally prime.

I sulk as I wish I was 19 again. Fucking age. I hate this prick.

2:21 pm June, 14 End the Haberdouchery said...

Vin,

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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been hit with a urine filled water balloon… I hear Darksock is a big PSV Eindhoven fan. In the Netherlands they cheer on their teams by beating drums with 14″ black jelly dongs.

2:23 pm June, 14 C.G. said...

i wanna party with THAT guy.

2:35 pm June, 14 doucheywallnuts said...

Notta Bob has Yellow Fever and I, for one, am envious.

2:37 pm June, 14 Horace Dangleballs said...

The complete lack of expression on this clown’s face makes me think this is a clip form a hostage video. Pretty soon Stockholm Syndrome will set in and he’ll be prancing around in lingerie and groping his manboobs.

Concur on the douche pass. I would like to feed apfel strudel to blonde Hilda vonBigBoob while she’s wearing one of those green yodeling hats.

2:38 pm June, 14 Horace Dangleballs said...

Make that “from.” Not being able to preview posts SUCKS…

2:42 pm June, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ End the Haberdouchery

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No, Darksock is a Borussia Dortmund fan. He keeps his eight foot tall inflatable penis in his closet for when they play Schalke 04.

2:44 pm June, 14 Bob the Bag Hunter said...

Way too young for me to comment on this picture.

2:46 pm June, 14 Turdacious said...

Token White Couple

2:49 pm June, 14 Turdacious said...

dead in the middle looks like shes saying

fucky sucky?, me love you long time

2:50 pm June, 14 Douchey the Great said...

I’m inclined to vote nottadouche. I’m also inclined to think that the kittys are jailbait and should be handled with care.

4:09 pm June, 14 anonymous said...

So… jealous…

OMGWTFBBQ HoH ASAP.

4:10 pm June, 14 Wedgie said...

Too yung, also known as Chinese disease.

Sum yung guy looks lost; he is too clueless to be an actual douchebag. Maybe a small version, like a douchebaggie, or a snackbaggie, but not full blown.

Wait a couple of years, kid.

4:31 pm June, 14 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

I agree with scrotum pole, the kid looks like he’s completely stoned.

Here, kitty, kitty…

6:08 pm June, 14 Euripidouche said...

if the blonde is jailbait all i can say is…too many people go through life never even having met the neighbors….

seriously, megan’s law should have peter’s corollary, if a chick can give you that much of a boner, and seems to be doing it on purpose, its a fine and no jail time.

now if i were to guess, the chick posse has an ex-friend who happens to be this guy’s ex, as gossip is told, its an accepted fact that she was excommunicated from the group for her ho-ish ways….naturally, because this young scholar bob is ignorant in the ways of picasso, to wit, i’d rather have ten percent of a growing concern, than 100% of a bankruptcy…or maybe he is too young to have one of the women generous enough to bang him go belly up as it were….

these lasses are simply taunting their former friend, and inspiring my rage against the bishop. oh there will be flogging.

7:58 pm June, 14 creature said...

he’s the guy who empties the napkin bin at Spreada Gamma Woo sorority house… & they all cycle together

8:56 pm June, 14 Steve L. said...

Bob looks very sanitary and professional to me. therefore i never had any doubt in his douchiness.

i would recommend that he go for the pink bra & panty bleeth on the far right, for she’s the bleethiest.

10:18 pm June, 14 Crocodile Dun Douche said...

Where does this actually happen, can I get directions or is it some sort of ethereal Narnia like realm of imagination and hot asian chicks in lingerie… god dammit. I get the feeling he’s not a douche but I have to tell him to get fucked anyway.

1:55 am June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Holy fawk, it’s just not my day today.

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Well. Looks like another night of stroking my Jimmy Dean…

6:37 am June, 15 Claude Douchenburg said...

Where was I during all the underwear parties?

8:48 am June, 15 Deltus said...

There’s a guy in this picture? I can’t see him. Can’t tear my eyes away from Asian Kitty Hott. Meee-OW!

9:42 am June, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Pink Hot on the right:

Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl

8:27 pm June, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

Sororities have the damnedest initiation rituals these days, like borrowing the neighboring frat house kitchen server who lives in the dorm to warm up the fillies before they prance on down to the living room in their undies to make their pledge dance moves before the fireplace in the dark with only candles lighting the high ceilings and the Actives hooting them on with drums and paddles.

Such is the life of the Mu Pi Lambda-chop-chop Asian hott and her token Caucasian twat..

8:31 pm June, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

With some men, the art of wifebeating must be taught by donning the appropriate shirt and gathering a scrota of ladies willing to be subdued AND willing to do the taunting tha drives men wild.

With SOME men.

9:14 pm June, 15 Steve The Fob said...

I got yellow fever.

7:42 pm June, 16 Anonymous said...

definitely a douchebag

11:40 am June, 23 girs_ruletheworld said...

He’s sooo hot tho!

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