Friday, June 11, 2010

Friday Haiku

Brothabag Damon knows

How to score with drunk bridesmaids,

Perfume the chin fung.

Brothabag Leon

laughs at this guy, says “No game.”

Chin pubage lacking.

— Wheezer

Lamisha Johnson

Just got off her welder’s shift

I’d flip the bird, too.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Bespeckled genius

Age IQ or douche boy friends

Princess chokes her chicken

— Claude Douchenburg

dovetail-joint chin pubes,

attract royal admirer,

and “sausage fingers”.

— Colossus of Choads

Bling Crosby knows that

In order to claim boobies

Must first ditch fat wife

— saulgoode42

In Utah, Damon

can take advantage of lax

societal rules.

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Jiffy Lube is closed,

Brothabag Damon parties.

Spends seven month’s pay.

— Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by douchebag1
6:58 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Just like UTG

This douche will rea

7:02 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bling and the finger

Detract from pretty princess

Leah. She is sweet.

7:02 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Brothabag Leon

laughs at this guy, says “No game.”

Chin pubage lacking.

7:04 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lamisha Johnson

Just got off her welder’s shift

I’d flip the bird, too.

7:05 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Nubian princess,

I’ll suckle mocha shoulders

and boobie boulders.

7:05 am June, 11 Claude Douchenburg said...

Bespeckled genius

Age IQ or douche boy friends

Princess chokes her chicken

7:07 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Brothabag Damon

Goes with the Chest Shave Reveal

And highlights with bling.

7:07 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Wow, the kids these days

keep looking older, don’t they?

Quinceañera bleeth.

7:09 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Choke-chain on his neck:

I hope hott’s bracelet gets caught,

rips his jugular.

7:09 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Brothabag Damon

sports a ginormous wrist band

Where is big ass watch?

7:10 am June, 11 Colossus of Choads said...

dovetail-joint chin pubes,

attract royal admirer,

and “sausage fingers”.

7:10 am June, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Princess Tiara

Brothabag Anton Lavay

And Lou Costello

7:11 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Hott has nice boobies

But the crucifix distracts

Makes me feel shameful

7:13 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Hott has cross to bear;

she just does it with Canaans

we should all worship.

7:13 am June, 11 Amerigo Vesdouchey said...

Large Marge the trucker;

Flips the bird, doesn’t like dudes.

Damon doesn’t care.

.

Jiffy Lube is closed,

Brothabag Damon parties.

Spends seven month’s pay.

.

.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

7:14 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Left to right: Janet,

Tito, and–HEY!–it’s Michael!

(Thought he died last year..?)

7:14 am June, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Bling Crosby knows that

In order to claim boobies

Must first ditch fat wife

7:16 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Think of crucifix

As ‘X’ Marks the Spot. Fun Bags

Must be God’s gifting?

7:17 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

As night grows longer

Damon gets better looking

for bleeths with no brains.

7:18 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Will it be shotgun

wedding for Damon and bleeth?

Vet says puppies soon.

7:19 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

It’s Cinderella,

the Prince Bling Sharting, and the

wicked step-beyotch.

7:19 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is white on his shirt

misplaced blow from tragic sneeze?

Lakeesha will taste.

7:20 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In Utah, Damon

can take advantage of lax

societal rules.

7:21 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Hott wears tiara

She deserves the first-place prize

Right here in my pants

7:21 am June, 11 saulgoode42 said...

Smirking ‘bird’ lady

Ain’t gonna let her DB

Even enjoy this

7:22 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I do” says drunk bleeth

to all in the pic. ” We all

can share my crabs now!”

7:22 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Shirt style flaws include:

design, lack of top buttons,

and putrid Axe stench.

7:24 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Oh Paula Abdul,

will you never stop drinking?

You have me Straight Up.

7:27 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Damon seems unsure

of which butt he has peed in.

Either way is bad.

7:27 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is it tiara?

Or is it sunlight? Either

way, she is Princess.

7:29 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeths thought that stripper

was going to be hot. Got

HUGE disappointment.

7:30 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Each time Bro gets laid

A baby alpaca dies

Stop the carnage

7:30 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Bleeth Shelly on right:

U tryin’ 2 B urban?

Go back to suburbs.

7:31 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

This guy ain’t so bad

and his girl is cute, but what’s

with the dude in shades?

7:31 am June, 11 mr.reeve said...

Princess showin off her Bs

Brothabag wants a threesome

Bleeth loves cock & balls

7:31 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Looks like Brothabag

Is deeply contemplating

life. Or just went poo.

7:32 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeths are so drunk that

they thought douche was hot DJ.

No only waiter.

7:33 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

Beeyotch on the right

Looks like some crazy lezbo

In women’s prison

7:33 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Ticket in the bra

Other Bleeth giving finger

Damon wins blue balls

7:34 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

D-Wayne ain’t ballin’:

lifted bling from Mom’s armoire,

Dad’s shirt from attic.

7:35 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Another classy

Vegas wedding in the AXE

sponsored trash dumpster.

7:37 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Tough Bleeth on the right

Has ass dildo’d both of them

“Yes” Damon says, “Both”

7:37 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Flippy McBirdster

tries to object at wedding.

Bro and sis still wed.

7:40 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

This Bitchfest gives us

Some typical Lakers fans

Proves NBA sucks

7:40 am June, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lakeisha points out

The broken glass of Princess

The rest’s in his ass.

7:40 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Damon takes break from

working men’s room glory hole.

Bleeths are really dudes.

7:43 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Vegas hideaway

Watery drinks, smelly folks

Fake bling convention

7:43 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Princess, lean forward…..

no really, I’m a dentist.

I fill cavities.

7:44 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Parole officer

flips bird to camera before

crackheads go downtown.

7:50 am June, 11 Bag Margera said...

The bag hand gestures

and bling overcompensate

mediocrity.

7:51 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

This photo gives us

Like zero testosterone

And three Nancy-fems

7:53 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bride has ticket to

safari suite. Too bad douche

is hung like an ant.

7:57 am June, 11 Bag Margera said...

Pouty lips couple

invited by friend to pout

at her bling party.

7:59 am June, 11 Bag Margera said...

Princess Cleavage is

nice but mutton chin’s cleavage

needs buttoning up.

8:02 am June, 11 Bag Margera said...

35%

blinding bling, 10% boobs,

all the rest is poo.

8:03 am June, 11 Crucial Head said...

Skin bleaching party

Went well with everybody

Until Damon’s fart.

8:04 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Princess diary:

“Costume ball just a big hoax,

as was Trey’s manhood.”

8:05 am June, 11 Crucial Head said...

Work keeps this brotha

From joining haiku on time

Now back to meeting…

8:08 am June, 11 End the Haberdouchery said...

Girl, I’ll treat you right.

You gonna be my princess.

Shawnayy’s comin’ too.

8:08 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Kettlehead’s fashions

not something to follow, Trey.

Button your damn shirt.

8:13 am June, 11 Bag Margera said...

Is he a brotha?

He looks mixed with hispanic

and old taco meat.

8:15 am June, 11 Wedgie said...

Ching Fung a message

He misses President Bush

Known as the “W”

8:16 am June, 11 Wedgie said...

Bleethy on the right

Does not miss Bushie Jr.

Sends a message too

8:17 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Princess looks for prince,

told to smooch toad; she heard “choad,”

happiness chance croaked.

8:17 am June, 11 Wedgie said...

Photo gives new meaning

To “Joe’s Crab Shack” don’t it?

Time to buy more Rid

8:19 am June, 11 Wedgie said...

^Sorry, I forgot how to count.

8:22 am June, 11 Deltus said...

Damon macks on hott

But this doesn’t sit real well

With the lesbo-douche

8:26 am June, 11 Wheezer said...

Nice work, baghunters!

Laughs a-plenty this morning!

Early ass pear, Boss?

8:34 am June, 11 Claude Douchenburg said...

Now where is our pear?

8:42 am June, 11 Bagnonymous said...

69 comments

We should try to keep it such

Wait–I’ve ruined it!

9:01 am June, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mexcico City

Work trip. No time for mocking.

Lots to catch up on.

.

UTG Epic

Had to add my one one cent

Salty Fukken Tears

9:02 am June, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@me^

“own”.

It’s called English, idiot.

9:06 am June, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Damon wants to know

Where all the white women at?

Patience. Bleach takes time

9:12 am June, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If you like Mel Brooks

You would recognize that line

They said you was hung…

9:32 am June, 11 Dicy said...

It’s been a long time

Since I logged on soon enough

For Friday haiku 🙁

10:48 am June, 11 Horace Dangleballs said...

Far East Asian Hotts

Christ on crucifix stares at

Lovely cleavage gap

11:12 am June, 11 Bag Margera said...

Like lipstick on a

pig, putting shiney on a

pud: it’s still a pud

2:29 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

sh-sh-sh-sh-shit

m-missed tha boat again…

sh-sh-sh-sh-shi

3:44 pm June, 11 lucious lupus john sprinkles penicillin on his cereal and mixes it with his metamucil said...

gonorrhea farm

herpes herpes syphilis

clamydia bake

4:45 pm June, 11 Stephanie said...

My First Haiku:

i have to open a store for douchbags

they will buy

anything with Ed Hardy

on the label

suckers.

Cheap shit from China the people who wear it,and the clothes…

How did i do?

10:18 pm June, 11 Steve L. said...

three-pronged chin pubes more

deadly than Satan’s pitchfork.

damn, watch out dear hotts!

12:11 pm June, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

There’s a whole lotta

tilting goin’ on with heads

and hand signals, DOUCHE!

12:20 pm June, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Queens wear tiaras

while douchebags choose the multi-

strand necklace and pout.

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