Friday, June 4, 2010

Friday Thoughts and Links

Today I ponder whether, in this, our second year of economic recession, the display of the uber-douchey choadscrote has taken on a desperate, out of time, affect within his spectacle.

When I began HCwDB in 2006, garish spectacle and narcissism by overspending preening tools chasing the ladies was part of a desperate end-of-days orgy of consumption that was prevalent in every corner of our society. But even worse, it was humorless, desperate and the result of the schizophrenia of mass media overstimulation.

Has our culture shifted? Has the shared illusion, the indulgences of our culture of selfishness and consumption in the 00s finally been broken by the harsh realities of check-out time and a bill from the concierge?

I’m not sure. But the douches are still everywhere I look. And the hotties have still not learned to make wiser humpty hump choice. So we carry onward until dawn.

With some tasty Hostess Apple Pies for your hungry narrator. And a sip or three of the Night Train. In an Ubiquitous Red Cup, natch.

Here’s your links:

An example of ‘bag culture today, an eagle-eyed reader snags a Kohl’s Ad featuring Ab Reveal.

If you missed the embedded link above, here it is again, as it must be seen to be believed, and then mocked: HCwDB legendary pud and late night parking lot frolicker, Bobby Batz finally finds a few hot chicks and creates Douchepocalypse: The Movie. (Beware “Crazy Glowstick Hottie.” For her maintenance is high.)

Philips NorelCo targets the growing Groin Shave Reveal market.

Confused language scholars debate the meaning of “I peed in a horse once.”

HCwDB of the Week non-winner The Star Blazer wears zebra pants.

Old Bag, look at your life… your head’s a lot like Skeletor…

Reason to believe in Vishnu and Ganesh #541: Librarian Hotts.

Jennifer Love Hewitt embraces the Ass Pear.

Best show on Broadway right now: Next to Normal. See it. (on a related note: American Idiot was ass)

Some days I enjoy tasty Hostess Twinkies for breakfast. Other days, a microwaved Pop Tart. And other days, I simply gaze into the existential abyss.

And what stares back at me?

Heart Pear.

and

Cement Pear.

And Jesus wept salty fuccen tears for all that ass pear he never got to fondle. Go forth. Go forth and spread the gospel of HCwDB. Because that’s what your great grandparents at Ellis Island envisioned when their name was misspelled by a drunk and surly Irishman with a badge.

# posted by douchebag1
12:49 pm June, 4 Lämp said...

**clicks on**

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I Love Heart and Cement Pear

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**clicks off**

12:55 pm June, 4 Bag A said...

Cement Pear made my week. And by week, I mean my snake-like monument to manhood.

1:01 pm June, 4 Deltus said...

Heart and Cement Pear, both, are here to remind heterosexual men that, dammit, it feels *good* to get an erection that just won’t go down!

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re: the Jennifer Love Hewitt thing, I don’t understand why she would be self-conscious about her body. It’s as close to perfection as anyone in Hollywood.

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Also, although not the Philips-Norelco Deforester 2000, I do have my wife shave my back so I’m not a freakin’ sasquatch.

1:07 pm June, 4 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I’m kinda partial to Heart Pear, myownself, but Cement Pear can hop my sausage any time she feels like too.

Another thing to remember: ganj and Aqua Velva are not to great tastes that go great together.

My girlfriend prefers my back hairy, and I prefer to keep her happy so’s she keeps up with the beejes.

1:08 pm June, 4 Bagnonymous said...

The phrase every parent fears hearing from their young daughters:

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“Mommy, what does ‘I peed in a horse once’ mean?”

1:09 pm June, 4 tall guy said...

i love cement pear’s arse. it’s big and round, tanned & umm, something that rhymes with round. anyway, it’s all these things in a good way.

but hang on, what’s with Skeletor? that thing is really creepy.

changing the subject: due to my early rising or late insomnia, i’ve just baked the Australian delicacy, rock cakes. they turned out OK. they’re more rock than cake though.

enjoy your weekend, all.

pheeeww! Lordy, that cement pear!

1:13 pm June, 4 Condouchious say... said...

The best thing about “I still know what you did last summer” was Jennifer Love Hewitt running through the jungle in a low cut white shirt as the rain came pouring down. Also technically should have been called “I know what you did 2 summers ago.” Also fuck Freddie Prinze Jr…you sir are no Jack Bauer. Speaking of which, I’d let Jack Bauer (what a segue!) interrogate me with a pair of pliers, a blowtorch, and Freddie Prinze Jr’s craptastic film “Summer Catch” (full circle!) on a continuous loop just to be allowed near heart and cement pear.

1:18 pm June, 4 Bag Margera said...

Ok, I give up. Sharkbag is the the biggest douche of the week. All the same, PLEASE NO MORE FUCKIN SHARKBAG!

1:22 pm June, 4 Lawrence T. Wilson said...

Goodness gracious sweet precious balls of fire do I loves me some o’ dat Librarian Hott.

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Merciful father who art in heaven forgive me for I have sinned… in my pants. I would thoroughly enjoy jumping out of my unmarked van and flashing my manhood from beneath my trenchcoat when she least expected it. Lawsamercy, yes I would.

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With great respect,

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Lawrence T. Williamson, CPA

Prudential Reality

Temecula Branch

Station B-3

1:48 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Can we turn the fuccen page on MinnowBag? Fucck, I’m sick of this guy. Next thing I want to see about him is either an obituary or mug/shot arrest record.

J-Love is a delicious nutricious little muffin, but that TV show of hers is as annoying as all that trite crap about vampires that seem to pop in every other movie theater or on every channel at some point in the prime time schedule.

Vampires

…. shut the fuccen fucck up. They are no longer entertaining. They have been over exposed and amped up to the point that tweens believe they exist much like my generation believed the words “Please” and Thank you ” exist. Fuck off !

J Love needs to show nip’ and puss’ soon. Preferably in Penthouse as opposed to Playboy so we get a much more clinical view of the goings on

1:54 pm June, 4 Douchey the Great said...

“And Jesus wept salty fuccen tears for all that ass pear he never got to fondle.”

As do some of His married followers……

2:02 pm June, 4 Army of DOuche-ness said...

my only comment for this week is on DJ Bello’s video: while certainly it is nice to just have good-looking women around dancing and such (as it naturally seems to lead to more good looking women feeling comfortable being around) as I’m getting older Im starting to feel like if they got to see my tongue on the floor over them and but i got nothing back for building their ego than a show (as in, cough, I need skin to feel anything “counts”) then it was a colossal waste of time and negligibly better than blowing my hard-earned $.

My apologies if this makes me the douche here, but i’m not so fond of showing my cards to some very early 20-something bleethy tart, building her ego, and watching her turn around and cross-objectify me by not giving a damn that I was willing to play ball to begin with. I’ll keep my dignity, thanks.

AoD

2:03 pm June, 4 mr.reeve said...

Concrete pear has left me speechless. Good day……………………..

2:07 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bobby B has never been a waiter while going to grad school. These people are all on meth. Does anyone remember laughter?

2:09 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mainstream airbrushed reveal is telling me to skateboard into the lake after a very unhealthy meal. The end is near.

2:13 pm June, 4 Army of DOuche-ness said...

and when I say skin, I mean actual touch, and when I say actual touch, i mean P&V

2:14 pm June, 4 Just Sayin said...

I Heart Pear.

2:31 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Pears and librarian were very nice and might get the Mrs. Reverend a midnighter after her nooner. But holy Edythe Bunker’s ghost why do you ruin our weekends DB1? Perhaps the more perplexing issue is why do we keep coming back here. I am taking my Norelco and losing it on my after supper suicide ride. Dark Sock is insane in a good way. I have Zebra pants. And J-lov is great if if wasn’t for her bad acting in The Boob Whisperer.

Good night and good luck you Fucckers. I may write a treatise on why we attend this place in our spare time this weekend.

2:32 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

@ Mr Reeve

You’ve been a good little hunter….

Here’s more of Concrete Pear

She has nice abs too

Let’s see if those links work

2:32 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Try again

2:34 pm June, 4 Webelo said...

Woweewowowow. Such many tons of very much hot girls today right now. Jennifer Lopez Huey is super fantastic in very good ways, you know right! Her behind ass and such melodious round breasts make my still beating heart palpitate with numerous erections sometimes. The deeply proud and enunciated love I have for this website page is exacerbated only by ultimate savagely wanting happy times for DB1. May he as king and conqueror always reign lord of all supreme majestic powers. Okay. Thank you again today and always forever, the end.

2:35 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My thesis is done as follows:

This site is hilarious and we all hate the younger generation of fish lipped, tatted, permanently posing goofs and whores.

2:57 pm June, 4 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Mother fucking Darksock. That shit cracked me up.

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Bravo.

3:00 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

‘Preciate another fine week of work Boss. The simultaneous revulsion to the douches and attraction to the hotts was pulling me in more directions than the current immigration conundrum that has stricken this country. My father stole his way across the border illegally before eventually gaining citizenship and my mother immigrated legally. Guess that would make my father a douche who later reformed and my mom a hott. Errrr… gross.

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*Alcohol, get thee behind me… wrong thoughts, wrong fuccen Friday thoughts…*

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Ah, who am I kidding, my will power ain’t that strong. I now plan to make like a BP Chairman and drink myself silly while screwing over the people.

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And by “the people,” I of course mean my lap cannon.

3:02 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

I just realized that my last comment could be taken REALLY fuccen wrong.

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Oh well.

3:05 pm June, 4 DarkSock said...

Lap Cannon.

Yogurt Launcher.

Groin Taffy.

Barfing Baldy.

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Peenor.

3:28 pm June, 4 Pömmelhorse Pümmelfister said...

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

Baloney Pony

Coughing Crotch Hammer

Beef Bayonet

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Pee Pee Piston.

3:43 pm June, 4 mr.reeve said...

@Vin Douchal

Thank you sir. My Friday is more complete and in 40 minutes I am off to purchase this weekends beer at the local liquor store. Pear and beer. That’s really all I need.

3:55 pm June, 4 Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear said...

Pork Piston

Poontang TopKill

Whisker Flail

ManCrank

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Beef Tampon

3:56 pm June, 4 DarkSock said...

Zipper Ripper

3:56 pm June, 4 DarkSock said...

Lugubrious Love Lance

3:57 pm June, 4 DarkSock said...

Bulbous Boxing Bone Barometer

3:58 pm June, 4 i killed a hobo said...

Slut Hose

3:58 pm June, 4 Admiral Hamilton ManTitty said...

Gonad Gondolier

Ball Bearing Device

Turgid Thong Torpedo

4:00 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Precious Purple Penentrator

4:02 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Suckable Slit Slicer

4:04 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Porch Pussy Projectlie

4:07 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverends’s Rump Rocket

4:08 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ollie’s Oyster Orifice

4:08 pm June, 4 mr.reeve said...

Who are these guys? It’s just like this website but called Douche Shore.

4:11 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Turgid tapioca teeter totter.

4:15 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Custard’s Last Stand

4:22 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pumpito’s Pressure Pump

4:22 pm June, 4 douchebag1 said...

I’m not affiliated with “Douche Shore,” I have no idea how or why they’re running my posts. I may have emailed permission to them awhile back to use a post or two, so long as they gave me credit and a link, and they may have taken that to the extreme. So it goes in the wacky world of the Simulacrum.

4:23 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sharkheads Semen Sewer

4:24 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroegers Money Mart

4:30 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

@Db1 4:22pm,

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Best. Penis. Name. Ever.

4:50 pm June, 4 End the Haberdouchery said...

Good work to all this week. A special tip of the cap to Mr. Darksock for single-handedly causing general confusion in the internets.

4:59 pm June, 4 massengill said...

I peed in a horseshoe pit once.

5:00 pm June, 4 massengill said...

Atomic Sausage

5:00 pm June, 4 massengill said...

Fine pair of pears ya got there.

5:02 pm June, 4 soy bomb said...

After looking into the face of the devil a few posts back, I beg Dark Sock to change his avatar to this. Thanks.

5:03 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Brute Champagne

5:04 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Sperm Whale

5:04 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Dr. D’s Deep Red Root Injection

5:05 pm June, 4 massengill said...

Are the girls dancing in the Bello video strippers? I didn’t think it was kosher to record strippers.

5:05 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

The Emulsifier

5:07 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Concrete pear…ai yi yi yi!

5:08 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Er, uh CEMENT pear, solly.

5:42 pm June, 4 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Cement pear.

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Question: What wil JVCD be staring at and fwapping to all weekend?

5:43 pm June, 4 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

^^^It’s JCVD stupid!!!

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lol….see it made me even spell my own damn name wrong!

6:05 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Asbestos Flaygon of Fury.

6:08 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Wicked Wand of Wankeration.

6:10 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Fleshy Flaygon of Asbestos Aspurtion.

6:12 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Throbbing Gristle.

6:14 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

The Rod of Erection.

6:27 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Meat Beat Manifesto.

6:30 pm June, 4 Crucial Head said...

Ok. This is getting ridiculous. I am posting cockk comments from my phone while driving to a party. Salty fuccen tears of depraved joy…

6:58 pm June, 4 Fatness said...

Spurting Rabbi’s Badger

6:59 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

.Crucial I will pick it up while waiting for a call from a chick while the chicks are sleeping.

Boston Butt Burger.

Grimsby Grilled Groin

Phiadelphia Penile Surprise

Toronto Blue Balls

Mother’s Mouth Stuffer. A bit sick but I am wasted/

6:59 pm June, 4 The Dude said...

Cement Pear makes up for a week long assault on my retinae.

HOT PEARS SANS DOUCHBAGS! HPSD

7:00 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rabbi’s Ravaging Razor

7:02 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Spurt Factory.

7:07 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

2001: A Cocck Odyssey

That was the Reverend Mrs. Chad Kroegers idea regarding a daughter of mine.

As a result of DNA testing…………………..Reverend…………………………..

you……………… are the father.

Negress is running off the stage and………………what the fuck you ruined my life Maury.

7:16 pm June, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am drunk and will never reference past futuristic movies or Maury again.

However, I had a crazy idea about starting a film with 14 girls shitting in a bowl and banging me at the same time. It would be called “Bowl 14 Revenge of The Lesbos featuring 13 cocckd Chad.”

8:33 pm June, 4 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Testing out the pic…weeee ass pear!

9:07 pm June, 4 DarkSock said...

Horse Box

9:41 pm June, 4 creature said...

that’s not a sinkhole… rather Plinky’s moms anus

9:44 pm June, 4 creature said...

trouser trunk of volcanic man resin

9:50 pm June, 4 creature said...

btw can we retire Shartbag to the same pasture as Spunkhaus…. then mow it with a nitro/turbo wheat thresher… please Boss?

10:25 pm June, 4 Whoop-di-douche said...

Porch Beef Rollup

10:42 pm June, 4 DarkSock said...

I visited Douche Shore…loins girded for battle against anyone there calling themselves “LightSock”, “Non-Essential Head” and so forth, but only found some weird mirror site acting as this site’s doppelgänger…

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DB1 has a stålkęr now; he may be in åśś péríł….

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In an entirely unrelated note, I’d like wriggle my index finger into a sleeping Jody Foster’s taut starfish and then send the video discretely to John Hinkley just to send him into a parole-ruining rage. Than I’d ‘bate a little. Because Jody’s got a cute bum.

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Love is a wife that shares her Ambienn.

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10:57 pm June, 4 Victor von Douche said...

Jesus, i almost get the feeling sharkbag wants the dubious esteem of having his name etched in the hall of scrote. He doesn’t even make me laugh the way a proper champion bag should, he’s just a dickweed. Someone put Drano in his Ghey Goose and let us be done with him.

11:23 pm June, 4 Abdouchah the Butcher said...

Iron Sausage

11:29 pm June, 4 Victor von Douche said...

Lol thanks to this pick he’s now a great white sharkbag, or Carcharodouche Carcharias.

11:47 pm June, 4 Wheezer said...

First of all, I love the latest librarian hott and Heart and Cement Pear.

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And I can’t help butt—–errrrr, but think the Boss’ syntax was intentional:

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Confused language scholars debate the meaning of “I peed in a horse once.”

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HCwDB of the Week non-winner The Star Blazer wears zebra pants.

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11:53 pm June, 4 Wheezer said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt ass pear…..sort of…..

12:57 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Am drunk. need Darsoocks Ambiienn quick. Frgot most important name fr cockkk:

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“Honey it’s in!?”

12:58 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Stiff Little Finger.

1:00 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Nob of Nutrition.

1:03 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Paste Puking Pelvic Pommelhorse.

1:04 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Earth Quakes When I Hip Shake.

1:05 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Coiled Crotch Cassanova.

1:06 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Burgeoning Brief Boxing Bone.

1:07 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Curtis The Greeter At Wal-Mart.

1:08 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

^^aaeeuupps… wrong thread.

1:08 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Thomas the Chode Chode Train.

1:09 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Pulsing Palm Toggle.

1:11 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Sprung Monkey.

1:15 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Pulsing Plume of Putz Paste.

1:15 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

… almost home…

1:17 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Bulging Broomstick of Bratwurstingham.

1:18 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Electrified Eel.

1:19 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Gravy Gooser.

1:20 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Lämp of Life.

1:22 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Pile Driving Pocket Piccolo.

1:22 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Salami Sceptre of Spooge.

1:23 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

St. Peter of Schlongsworth.

1:25 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

The Tripod of Man.

1:27 am June, 5 Crucial Head said...

Weiner.

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Wee wee…

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Cock…

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Cockk?

1:28 am June, 5 lucious lupus john said...

thor’s hammer

1:28 am June, 5 lucious lupus john said...

dispenser of justice

1:29 am June, 5 lucious lupus john said...

the reason why i have to pay child support to 1,000 women

1:33 am June, 5 Baleen said...

Rumpled Stilt Skin

1:33 am June, 5 lucious lupus john said...

ok, i’m game. is “the shark” some sort of cruise ship bartender like isaac from the love boat, but he actually gets to sleep with everyone’s drunk ass wife like the blonde giving the “i’m acting so crazy right now” look to the photographer? if so, i really wish he would drink himself into death. a nice dark sleep of death. forever.

1:36 am June, 5 Baleen said...

fist piston

1:39 am June, 5 Baleen said...

bukkaki malarkey

1:43 am June, 5 Baleen said...

turgid turd staff

1:44 am June, 5 Baleen said...

Tower of Babel

1:46 am June, 5 Baleen said...

supersoaker

1:48 am June, 5 Baleen said...

just for men

1:51 am June, 5 Baleen said...

ballpark franks

2:03 am June, 5 lucious lupus john said...

charleston chew

big red

chunky

blow pop

2:05 am June, 5 lucious lupus john said...

hanzo the razor: sword of justice

2:23 am June, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile

2:23 am June, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Winky the Wonder Worm

2:23 am June, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Ruby-Headed Love Dart

2:25 am June, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Captain Lap Gravy

2:26 am June, 5 Baron Von Goolo said...

Manaconda

2:31 am June, 5 Baleen said...

Bobby Batz

7:32 am June, 5 mr.reeve said...

Mighty Mighty Bossbones

7:37 am June, 5 mr.reeve said...

I didn’t think those guys were affiliated with the site at all. A mirror site. Nice.

Tommy The Trouser Trout

Throbbing Meat Love Stick

8:06 am June, 5 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said...

the weathered vein

8:34 am June, 5 Euripidouche said...

the tarry plow

9:25 am June, 5 soy bomb said...

Clam Hammer

9:25 am June, 5 soy bomb said...

Jizm Tin

10:41 am June, 5 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Pee-‘n’-poke-nis

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Also…

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Heart Pear gives me a heart on.

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[Ba dum pshh]

11:07 am June, 5 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Cum Conduit

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My throbbing head (no, not that one) says a dose of Fur of the CanineTM is the proper prescription, to be administered stat.

11:24 am June, 5 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Glad Glans

11:33 am June, 5 fatness said...

My Little Bony

11:52 am June, 5 creature said...

flesh flavored lovesickle

11:52 am June, 5 creature said...

spade shaped mound digger

11:53 am June, 5 creature said...

skin obelisk

11:54 am June, 5 creature said...

blood filled meat baton

11:54 am June, 5 creature said...

meat curtain masher

11:55 am June, 5 creature said...

diaphram diving rod

11:55 am June, 5 creature said...

^divining

11:56 am June, 5 creature said...

cervical depth meter

11:56 am June, 5 creature said...

cooter rooter

1:23 pm June, 5 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

The Broadsword to be Merrily Sheathed

2:40 pm June, 5 notadouche said...

I must have librarian hottie.

12:13 pm June, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

I also embrace JLH’s ass pear. And I shall dispatch of Jamie Kennedy as he is interfering.

1:21 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Boom Boom Mushroom

1:22 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Poon Hammer

1:22 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

squirrel bait

1:22 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

tonsil scratcher

1:23 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Paul Lynde Lollipop

1:23 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Turgid TopKill

1:23 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Whisker Flail

1:24 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Shame Prong

1:24 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Spit Devil

1:25 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Gonadular Gully-Bobber

1:25 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Horse Wrench

1:26 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Mule Stretcher

1:27 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

HMS Pussy Splitter

1:27 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Jawbreaker J. Poonraker

1:27 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Vaginal Sledge

1:28 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Buttering Ram

1:28 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

Meat Microphone

10:25 pm June, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

Where have all the cowboys gone? Gone to douchebags, every one.

8:21 am June, 8 my friends call me @$$hole said...

the goose runs with HIM… he looks like he should be on the six flags commercials with the elmer fudd looking dancing guy and the midget

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