Saturday, June 12, 2010

Frong

There’s hair.

There’s fro.

And then there’s Frong.

# posted by douchebag1
11:51 am June, 12 Frodo Baggins said...

troll

11:52 am June, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

When your inspiration for your hairstyle is a troll doll, you fail.

11:58 am June, 12 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Recipe for this guy:

1) One dash Gary Busey

2) Tablespoon of Christopher Walken

3) Generous cup of poo

Place in oven at 450 degrees until brown and dehydrated-appearing.

Serves no one with any sense of taste.

11:58 am June, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

True in eight years her milk trucks are going to look like two half-deflated basketballs, but for the time being I would sit idley by while my mother gets violated with a statue of Saint Fiacre for the chance to smash a baby kitten (that she once cuddled up against those enormous penis pillows) to death with a hammer.

11:59 am June, 12 tall guy said...

Dark, alluring hot attempts at disguising herself fail.

11:59 am June, 12 Hermit said...

If these walls could talk, it would be of unspeakable violence and bloodshed.

(but then, if it were unspeakable, I guess the walls would say nothing)

11:59 am June, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I haven’t even chased off my hangover with my morning cup of Yorkshire tea and I already sicken myself.

12:00 pm June, 12 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Recipe for her:

1) Sugar

2) Spice

3) Everything Nice

4) BEWBS!

Whip gently, then lick.

12:14 pm June, 12 Baleen said...

Apparently the after shocks from the 220 volt anal butt plugs hasn’t worn off.

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She’s in the autumn of her bleeth years, but still a good fuck with a whiskey dick swingin.

12:15 pm June, 12 clam fist said...

He should try to use his head to soak up that oil spill.

12:15 pm June, 12 Baleen said...

Frong and his dungeon of prongs.

12:23 pm June, 12 Baleen said...

By the looks of the blood splattered walls, could this be Mr. White’s basement? Oh, unsuspecting douche, you know not the torment that awaits you.

12:27 pm June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Val Kilmer is aging badly and electrostatically.Frong is wrong.

1:07 pm June, 12 Douchble Helix said...

…and froobies!

1:51 pm June, 12 Mock Turtle said...

Kids, this is what happens when you light a firecracker off in your mouth.

2:02 pm June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His hair is so tall it’s replacing the space shuttle.

2:10 pm June, 12 Steve L. said...

hey Frong, Four Prongs called. he wants to make hot and crusty love to you.

hot, deep fried, greasy, crispy, and crusty love.

2:24 pm June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There are tits

There are boobs

And then there’s Cassandra

2:31 pm June, 12 WheezerHCwDB said...

It appears John Elway has surrendered to the dark side.

2:38 pm June, 12 WheezerHCwDB said...

Will this work?

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2:39 pm June, 12 WheezerHCwDB said...

I’m doin’ it wrong, I guess. I will learn that trick, though…..just wait.

2:41 pm June, 12 Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamscote said...

Who’s boobs?

2:42 pm June, 12 creature said...

Boobs

Jugs

Bazoombas!

2:45 pm June, 12 massengill said...

I took “Frong” to be a portmanteau for “Fucking wrong.”

3:44 pm June, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Throw some red lipstick around his mouth and he could be Frongbert Smith

_,br>

3:45 pm June, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Ha! Nice HTML ….You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

3:53 pm June, 12 Anonymous said...

i don’t think you guys are being good christians and i bet JESUS is very upset with all of you and you are all going to HELL for being so mean to people who haven’t done ANYTHING to you. all of you should say your sorry and go to church. i will pray for you.

4:21 pm June, 12 lucious lupus john thinks this couple has muppet envy said...

the frong, the now style found only at jim henson salon and skin treatments

orange skin + frongy hair =

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lghr16076+ernie-with-rubber-duckie-from-sesame-street-mini-poster.jpg

4:28 pm June, 12 G said...

^…

5:36 pm June, 12 fatness said...

Anon 3:53: Fucc You and the JESUS you rode in on.

5:36 pm June, 12 Turdacious said...

@Anon 3:53

5:39 pm June, 12 Anonymous said...

My name is emily. I am eight years old. My daddy says you are all sinners and we will pray for you.

5:46 pm June, 12 Turdacious said...

Emily

Tell your daddy that this my love song to your Mom

5:57 pm June, 12 WheezerHCwDB said...

BCS?

6:05 pm June, 12 Bag A said...

WTF? Is that a map of Iceland in the background?

Nice melons.

6:17 pm June, 12 Anonymous said...

I really don’t care for that kind of language being directed at my 8 year old daughter, considering that her mother passed away some years ago. This only served to make our faith stronger, and we know that the LOVE of JESUS shall triumph over your sins. You will all be in our prayers.

6:28 pm June, 12 Turdacious said...

@ Anon 6:17

You must be the king of douchebags

you let her scan porn too

6:33 pm June, 12 Turdacious said...

hey

How long ago did her mother pass away?

9 years ago?

6:37 pm June, 12 Jesus said...

Stop invoking my name. Seriously. I think this site’s hilarious.

6:39 pm June, 12 Anonymous said...

I really don’t understand your hostility. All I am trying to do is save you from your sins. JESUS LOVES YOU and he is the true path to light. Free yourselves from your sin and fall to your knees and PRAY!!!!!!!

6:42 pm June, 12 Jesus said...

@anon

Funny story: I love the posters here, but you? I could do without.

6:43 pm June, 12 Mary Mother of God said...

@Jesus

What’s going on? Is that a-hole who runs around invoking your name on random websites acting up again?

6:43 pm June, 12 Jesus said...

@mom

Yeah. You know what a prick he can be.

6:43 pm June, 12 Elijah said...

@Jesus

You’re not the real prophet, you know.

6:44 pm June, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Her rounded boobs, his spike-up flair

Leave one to ponder on this pair.

Ever wonder what’s down there

In twat and groin, what style of hair?

6:44 pm June, 12 Jesus said...

@Elijah

Fuck off, taint lick. At least I don’t go hanging around people’s houses, all invisible and shit, and steal stuff from their Seders.

6:45 pm June, 12 Thor said...

@Jesus et al.

Shut up, the whole lot of ya, or I’ll bring my hammer down on your asses. That’s right bitches–I’m real.

6:46 pm June, 12 Flyteeth said...

NONE OFYOU SLAPWHOASRS WALK THE PATH OF FUCCEN TARMAL!

6:46 pm June, 12 Jesus said...

Damn. Sorry, Flyteeth. How’s it hanging, bro?

6:56 pm June, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

He has those kinda eyes, you see,

With whites beneath the iris.

His hair so stiff that maybe he

Has matching cock, a stylus!.

Her tits are firm and fancy-free

With skin white as papyrus,

Her cleavite deeper than the sea,

Her secret? HPVirus!

7:01 pm June, 12 Whoop-di-douche said...

Well, son of a gun, it’s FLYTEETH, come to torment the Jesusizers.

I’d prefer the TARMALITE nuns myself, to handle the trolls.

7:02 pm June, 12 Anonymous said...

Taking the Lord’s name in vain is a sin. Despite my best efforts, you all seem to think that HELL is joke! JESUS LOVES YOU and he will save you from the devil, but you have to accept him into your HEART!

7:36 pm June, 12 Turdacious said...

@ Anon

Go over to bang bros .com

Lots of saving needs to be done there.

8:15 pm June, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

I blame Russell Brand

9:24 pm June, 12 Edvis said...

Her cans would look even better with plenty of me-juice scribbled over them…

9:44 pm June, 12 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Anon, I follow my own path, a handle my own faith, and the god I believe in is not nearly as desperate for attention, nor as obnoxious as you. As judgmental and rude as we can be, we are not nearly at your level. Bugger off.

Now on a more disturbing note:

Is it just me, or are these two related? Look at those brow, and their noses. yikes!

10:05 pm June, 12 Envy said...

hey Mr. Anon Preacher, one of the Seven Deadly Sins had just descended on this thread, all personified and shit.

.

you know why?

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because you don’t know when to leave other people alone and just mind your own fucking business. it’s YOUR fucking fault, man.

10:07 pm June, 12 Envy said...

it’s more appropriate for Wrath to wade into this thread. but i said i would take Envy for the team. so… uh… until we decide who would be a good fit for that role, i guess.

10:32 pm June, 12 Turdacious said...

anon preacher hes/ she is more likely a regular here just fucking with us

12:48 am June, 13 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said...

fuck, jesus is here? everyone try and look busy.

anon 6 :17 that is my favorite bible quote, you should look it up, but then again the entire book of anonymous is the best part of the bible.

anyway, did you tell your lovely daughter that her mom died when you tried to turn a miter saw into a vibrator and it malfunctioned?

her last words were “wooooo! unplug the fridge and put 200 on the money honey woooooot!”

12:49 am June, 13 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said...

220

5:19 am June, 13 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Frong is actually Mohammad come to life. So screw all ya’ll.

6:05 am June, 13 Troy Tempest said...

Flyteeth is BACK?

Awesome.

6:43 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

Anon 3:53:

Percy???

6:51 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

This thread got hijacked like a German blimp over English soil.

6:53 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

This thread got hijacked like a Palestinian Hot Dog cart at Auschwitz.

6:54 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

This thread got hijacked like a dildo salesman at Band Camp.

6:55 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

This thread got hijacked like Perez Hilton’s anus in a cockk storm.

6:56 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

CockStorm would be a good band name.

7:00 am June, 13 mr.reeve said...

I want to MILK those melons!

8:21 am June, 13 Wedgie said...

I just talked to Jesus and he told me anon’s are his Dad’s worst mistake, right ahead of cancer.

Frong is really that yugioh guy. I am sure I spelled that wrong, but it’s almost always a bad idea to get your ‘do from a cartoon card character.

Unless it’s Johnny Bravo.

10:11 am June, 13 G said...

I have absolutely no comment…the hair says it all

12:30 pm June, 13 Baleen said...

@ Darksock

.

The Tards

1:39 pm June, 13 Whoop-di-douche said...

iT’S Sunday today, maybe the anon-Jesusizer went to church and forgot about the ‘net.

2:25 pm June, 13 Douche Bauer said...

Where’s Wile E. Coyote when you need him? I need to order one wrecking ball from the ACME Demolition Company to come smash Frong’s head through the already blood-stained wall.

3:41 pm June, 13 Anonymous said...

i don’t think you guys are being good christians and i bet JESUS is very upset with all of you and you are all going to HELL for being so mean to people who haven’t done ANYTHING to you. all of you should say your sorry and go to church. i will pray for you.

3:47 pm June, 13 Deltus said...

@Anonymous: no, seriously, fuck off. Nobody said any of us are Christians. We didn’t ask to be saved, and reject your efforts to do so. You are self-righteous (overmuch, I would add, look up “be thou not righteous overmuch” in the Bible), and are telling people they will go to hell, when only God can do so. Go and commit your ironic blasphemy elsewhere, fuckstain.

8:38 pm June, 13 Jesus said...

I just talked to my Dad and he thinks Frong is an asshole, too.

9:22 pm June, 13 DarkSock said...

I peed in a horse once.

10:16 pm June, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Deltus^

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Some of us are Christians. But all of us here share a wicked ass funny sense of humor. If God’s gonna send me to Hell for mocking on some jerkoff who’s spending way too much money for a shirt made by child labor in Malaysia, who’s taking advantage of women by getting them drunk so he can f*ck them and then dump them, and who’s taking more from society than he’s giving, then I got some real sinning to do ‘cuz if I’m going to Hell anyways, I better make my days worth while.

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Anon, while you’re praying and hanging out with your small group, you should maybe do some listening.

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Oh, and since you’re too f*cking stupid to take precautions when you’re surfing HCwDB, let me be the first to tell your daughter that no, your daddy didn’t forget to zip up his fly from the last time he was in the bathroom. No, he didn’t spill some soda on his pants. And yes, that nearly naked lady on the computer is a whore. But not the whore from the O.T., but the whore your daddy jerks off to because mommy will only do certain things with daddy late at night.

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God bless, hypocrite Troll.

10:18 pm June, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

How retarded do you have to be to sit down in a booth where the blood stains are still on the wall above your head?

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Wait, forget I asked that.

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Fortunately for Frong he’s got a pretty sturdy helmet on; may slow the bullet just a wee bit.

11:20 am June, 14 Anonymous said...

All of you have proven yourselves to be nothing but mean-spirited, and that proves my point that all of you must be very unhappy with your lives. I can understand why, since you are all minions of SATAN and it is obvious that he is ruining your lives. That is why everyone at my church will continue to pray for your souls. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!

1:36 pm June, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Minions of Satan. Now THAT’S a helluva band name.

5:13 pm June, 14 Steve L. said...

hey Mr. Anon Preacher, if i tell you that the world would SUDDENLY have a lot more Christians if you disavow your faith to the Lord, would you kindly to us a favor and never speak on behalf the Lord again?

.

actually, that wasn’t a serious request. just something for you to think about.

5:57 pm June, 14 Anonymous said...

The LORD has admonished me to do his WILL!!!! The call of HIS LORD ALMIGHTY FALLS TO THE RIGHTEOUS!!!! THROUGH MY PRAYERS SHALL YOU ALL SEE THE SIN THAT YOU ARE LIVING!!!! JESUS LOVES YOU!!!! LET HIM INTO YOUR HEARTS AND BE SAVED FROM HELL!!!

6:17 pm June, 14 Steve L. said...

i did say it was something for you to *think* about. whatever your *thoughts* are, i totally didn’t need to be regaled with your excessive exclamation marks and your odious presumptuousness when it comes to speaking on behalf of the divine, asswipe.

that being said, though, i love it when i touch a nerve.

7:50 am June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I saw Jesus on the overpass coming home from work yesterday. His cross had wheels on it so it wasn’t too heavy for him to carry it. Pussy.

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