Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Rachel Orders a Pineapple Head

When Rachel finally managed to ditch her parents by the Siegfried & Roy exhibit, snuck out back by the pool area and asked for a “Pineapple Head” drink off the menu at the Sands, this wasn’t quite what she expected.

# posted by douchebag1
11:06 am June, 2 sullynyc said...

bewbs! and a porcudouche

11:15 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

I halfway expect to see SpongeBob waving at me from his gaped mouth…

11:16 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

Shudder to think where Patrick Starfish would wave at me from…

11:16 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

But you know where Mr. Krabs is on his body…

11:16 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

I bet she has a Sandy Squirrel living in that Bikini Bottom…

11:17 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

Why do all my posts end in three dots…

11:23 am June, 2 saulgoode42 said...

Flabby teens make angels cry.

11:37 am June, 2 Wheezer said...

LOLLERSKATES

11:39 am June, 2 Crucial Head said...

Thanks to DarkSock, my typical afternoons watching SpongeBob Squarepants with my kids will take on an entirely new meaning.

11:39 am June, 2 Crucial Head said...

SpoogeButt QueerPants…

11:40 am June, 2 anonymous said...

Oh noes! Plastic man has gone douche?!?

11:41 am June, 2 Wheezer said...

Hey ‘Sock? I think PoWM might be looking for some of your, ahhhhh, “horse sense.”

11:42 am June, 2 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I get it…sunken chest haha

11:43 am June, 2 Anthony LaBaglia said...

she looks like she has a lot of frustraion to take out on me…

11:50 am June, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She looks more like she got a pineapple soda after she woke him up with a pineapple surprise. Look it up muthafuccas.

11:50 am June, 2 mr.reeve said...

Rachel told Pineapple Head “I want a pot belly and blueberry pancakes!”

Rachel is halfway there.

11:53 am June, 2 Turdacious said...

i call notta douche, just a dumb fuckin haircut.

maybe a thief though, me thinks he stole those sunglasses from ponch, I saw ponch wearing those at a dress up CHP convention

12:01 pm June, 2 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’m going with a Notta.

The Hott does have a good set of Pineapples.

12:06 pm June, 2 Bag A said...

@ Bunsen —

I looked it up. Hawaiian Alarm Clock. Har!

12:13 pm June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The new VP of douchbaggery for Dole has caused a precipitous drop in worldwide demand for the their tasty fruits. He has mad pineapple disease AKA DBE (Douche Bag Encephalopathy) which it is concerned will cross to bananas and mangoes. She would be a dead fish flabby bang but I would do her anyway.

12:38 pm June, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Went to Lost Wages, and all she got for it was this rash.

1:10 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

This guy was killed later in the evening by a drunk wielding a bottle of Malibu rum and and empty coconut shell with little umbrellas in it.

1:12 pm June, 2 Bag Margera said...

Is that a shark tooth on his chain, or what’s left of his manhood?… Or is it a trendy way to carry around an Ed Hardy Condom?

1:27 pm June, 2 Thorax Hammersmith said...

I have racking my brain for the past few hours, and I simply can’t come up with a better insult than “Pineapple Head.”

1:47 pm June, 2 Deltus said...

She’s not super firm or anything, but cute enough with nice bewbs. His hair makes him choadscrote. He gets no notta from me.

2:00 pm June, 2 massengill said...

Who lives with a pineapple in place of a head?

4:19 pm June, 2 Victor von Douche said...

She’s not even good looking. He’s a complete scrote, not on par with the memorable Jed, but the nipple piercings and tropical disease on his head (and fucking pink sunglasses) certainly qualify him.

7:22 pm June, 2 Emily said...

She’s not even good looking. He’s a complete scrote, not on par with the memorable Jed, but the nipple piercings and tropical disease on his head (and fucking pink sunglasses) certainly qualify him.

9:07 pm June, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh Rachel. Your eyes and pout speak volumes. You don’t belong here and you know it. You belong on a meadow in the Sierra Nevadas somewhere with me, wrestling for who has to cook dinner before you make me surrender to your gentle but deadly boob brushes.

9:20 pm June, 2 Whoop-di-douche said...

Call him “Pineapple Head” if you will, but I’ve seen that haircut on a macaroni penguin. Go look up your own damn links.

She’s pouting because he stole her pink rimmed shades.

9:31 am June, 3 Douchelips said...

Nice tits, but careful..she’ll kill you if she had to.

10:49 am June, 3 Astorian said...

This chick is a butterface.

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