Tuesday, June 8, 2010
High School Sucks
The only way to win is not to play, kids.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I weep for the future.
Now, sweetheart, here’s your hall pass. Take him to the Special Ed classroom, and then come right back!
Hey, they have to have replacements for Jerz Shore.
If you enlarge the reflection in his bukkaki goggles, you can see they’re watching a 52 year old fat, bald, and grotesquely overweight man jacking himself off on Chat Roulette.
I should also add that by the looks of the scrotling’s face and the position of his arms, the hott is simply a referee in this dual to climax.
both open mouth breathers, nuff said
I know the battle the non-douche youngsters have to fight is a long and hard one but when your parents let you douche then there is no hope. His father should have his balls removed and his mother’s vag stitched closed.
Ladies and Gentleman, the future of captains of industry! (Fish gutting and low budget porn to be exact)
They look almost as intelligent as the monkeys around the obelisk waiting for the bone to hit them on the head.
Douche is so stoopid that he thinks he can catch the guy’s jizz on his tongue from Chat Roulette.
She look like she’s just discovered why there is that hole in his keyboard drawer.
By the look on her face, a half muted “Duh….” would demonstrate the full range of her intellect.
I see this hoody everywhere with little sluts. A Legion of fatherless new douchies waiting for a generational Caesar, a new Greico if you will, to keep the douche and bleeth nation strong. Kill it while it is young and weak. Kill it with Dr.Bunsens club monkeys who should be full grown by now.
At first, Miley didn’t want to participate in Dylan “Albino Boy” Weiss’ Make-A-Wish dream until she heard that it involved pearl necklaces and fish tacos.
Miley: “Oh, so that’s what it’s supposed to look like.”
Dylan wonders how “I peed in a horse once” can have About 11,100,000 results (0.44 seconds) and where he can get in on this action.
Is it wrong that I would possibly contemplate spending time behind bars to slowly slide my tiny manhood betwixt her tween cans? It’s only a crime if someone tells on you, right? right?
By the look on her face…Paul’s newly found self-urethral penetration technique seems to have gone slightly awry.
By the look on her face…finding out that he is your cousin, well, it never stopped me before.
By the look on her face…FLYTEETH’s return has yet to BITCHSLAPPE this fuccen douche, and bring balance to the TARMAL in her bedroom.
By the look on her face…Pedobear just gave him a good fisting.
from the looks of things vanessa, the cheerleading slut who managed the feat of sucking off half of the football team in half time interval had tired of corey, the dirtbike riding teenage dirtbag and his attempts to lick his own image on webcam
I would pay to see Betty White kick him in the nads.
This is Veg Armstrong’s “before” photo.
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“Before” he liked getting cockks up his ass so much he figured he’d bulk up to attract the cockks of stronger “pitchers”
Ew ^ Gross
Since when did high schools add “Stripping” to their curriculum?
Granted, it’s a more practical life skill than wood shop.
Boywonder: “These 3D glasses are awesome, i can almost taste it”
The smarter half ” You mean touch it!”
Coincidentally, after high school he will be a bar back at “The Wood Shop.”
Inglourious Classturds.
Two very different reactions to viewing “Goatse” for the first time…
Dude reminds me of this choad from down under:
that did not work.
This choad.
I bet this bagling has tons of soiled kleenex, paper towels, and gym socks littered around his bedroom. I weep for Lupe the house maid who has to clean up that shit every week.
We’ll be paying for her kids for the next 25 years.
He looks like he fell out of an 80’s music video, if the 80’s are coming back then i’m going to move to the woods and stockpile weapons.
New ad for Mensa.
He’s probably just a rat-fink twink, and she an underage blink.
Set a li’l mouse trap for the two o’ them and let them go when they’re legal cheese.
If this kid is what passes for “cool” in the schools these days I’m gonna go all Columbine one day soon.
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What? Too soon?
It’s hard to see who is the loser here. I think the kid in the stupid hat might “win”. I can think of at least two “professions” the skank might excel at (if giving $5 handjobs in a carpark is a profession).
All I know is, I wish I was gettin’ some of what she looks like she wants to be givin’.
Joran Jr. is practicing his technique before meeting his Peruvian cell mate.
neither one of them could find their ass let alone wipe it.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
just 18 boobiesssssssssssssssssss
yum
and a mouth just beggin for…………..
Future (perhaps current) STD carriers of America. They probly keep a z pack on them at all times. Its totally for strep throat though, right?
Not enough brainpower there to solve an easy sudoku puzzle.
Rachel was horrified to see her her mother in Vivid Video’s newest release”Two Mules in Sister Sarah”. Bobby always thought her mom was a MILF.
Did anybody else ever get videos from Health Class in high school showing the proper way to munch a rug? I must have when to a REALLY shitty high school. Hey Bobby, you need more practice. She’s right behind you.
^^ @ myself
The fuccen stuttering typist strikes again.
@ myself
When??????? Try went dipshit.
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Step 1: drink coffee
Step 2: LEARN HOW TO FUCCEN TYPE!!!
if you look at enough HCwDB pics, you might come to the conclusion that life sucks.
but high school sucks even if there is no HCwDB.