Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Hot Chicks with Florida Governor Charlie Crist

The stimulus package is working!

Although probably not on Governor Crist.

# posted by douchebag1
12:06 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m Peter Graves.

12:07 pm June, 15 bigphatnotadouche said...

Tuesday ass pear is a good thing.

Maybe the Ass Pear will help my package.

12:09 pm June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Man From G.L.A.A.D.

12:15 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Looks like it’s too late. Greasy plumes of pollution are starting to wash up on Florida beaches.

12:18 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mission: Implausible

12:21 pm June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

Staged photo to cover-up the gay rumors. (Or, “rumours”, if you’re actuall gay yourself.) No offense to gay people for being compared to Gov. Crist.

12:21 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Didn’t he play Carl Hurlence on The Love Scrote?

12:21 pm June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

^ “actually”

.

dammit

12:22 pm June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

I would rub tarballs all over that ass pear with my derrick.

12:27 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Unger. Oever. Oever. Done.

12:28 pm June, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Granny’s water ski experience took a horrible turn when her colostomy bag inflated and she was lifted off the water’s surface

12:30 pm June, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium, as I am attending a swim meet.

12:34 pm June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rod Roddy, who is the next contestant on The Price Is Right?

12:34 pm June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

AC 360?

12:38 pm June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

Hey look, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!

12:41 pm June, 15 Crucial Head said...

Dad?

12:50 pm June, 15 Bagnonymous said...

“Do you know where the weight room is? I’ll check it out…”

1:10 pm June, 15 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

“Heeey gurl…wat yo name is?!?!”

.

“Can I get yo digits?”

1:12 pm June, 15 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

The president of BP has a startling revelation on how to cap the pipe.

2:04 pm June, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Any guy who strolls a hot beach in slacks, loafers and a bad plaid shirt is a douchebag.

2:05 pm June, 15 Deltus said...

Even gay men would gawk at ass cheeks like that.

And yo, Bagnonymous, the proper spelling of the word is “rumour”. It was the US who threw a hissyhit and wanted to drop U’s to differentiate themselves from Britain. I’m not gay, I’m just Canadian. 🙂

2:09 pm June, 15 mr.reeve said...

Lots of booty on the site lately. Love it.

I don’t care about the Gay Silver Fox in the picture but I do for those cheeks.

2:16 pm June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“That reminds me…I need to by floss.”

2:17 pm June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^@ myself “by”? Dicksnorter it’s BUY.

2:18 pm June, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I think I’ll stop off at the store on the way home and get some pears.”

2:28 pm June, 15 Wedgie said...

You sure that’s not George Hamilton? Nice tan.

2:43 pm June, 15 Euripidouche said...

“christ bottoms in the polls”

“what will it take for crist to top out”

somehow i bet crist joining the caucus makes larry craig nervous, wide stances are fine when you travel, but in washington they gop likes a straight party line.

4:11 pm June, 15 massengill said...

Charlie Crist is not gay. In fact, he became an Independent since the GOP is so faggy.

7:00 pm June, 15 Whoop-di-douche said...

Nothing like a big white head on an orange poo bod covered in windowpane checks and chambray checkin’ out the wigglin’ ass pear on the Sands of Floridian Shore.

Even if there is no obvious package pointing forth from his stimulus zone.

9:39 pm June, 15 Steve L. said...

white hair and horrble tans do not mix.

10:15 am June, 16 DarkSock said...

Steve Martin: Cruel Poos.

11:01 am June, 16 MoeDouche said...

What a great picture: A politician looking after his constituents!

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