Friday, June 18, 2010
Iceman Finds Love
Pink, ruddy and pumped up Iceman, he of Tuesday’s The Lake Crotch Cactii finds love on a yacht.
Aww. I love a story with a happy ending, lots of ‘roids, and a skin condition.
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I’d condition Becky’s skin with my pearloe vera.
That’s right Hott, take your left hand and push hard, while putting your right leg behind his left, and you got it…Scrotebag overboard.
Let’s play “What does Iceman’s shirt say?”
.
“I MAY BUTTHOSE
MR. LIMPET“
Iceman’s shirt says:
“I GOBBLE
MR. WHITE’S SCAT”
Iceman’s shirt says:
“I WORSHIP
MR. SCROTATO HEAD”
“I MAY CHOOSE
MR. MIYAGI’S GUNT”
.
Maybe they’re giving these away at the theaters…..?
“I MACKED ON SPOOGE AT
MR. GLUTTON’S”
“I may fellate Mr. White”?
He has an E-Blo type countenance to him, I wonder if it’s his cousin
IceMan’s shirt says –
“I PEED in a HORSE ONCE”
I always wondered where the actor that played Kurgen from Highlander ended up!
When it’s dark out, hiding your laser pointer in your ass is never a good idea.
“I may have given the rusty trombone to
Mr. Scrotato Head’s dad.”
worsening pre-existing skin conditions (like ginger syndrome here) is just another sweet benefit of steroids.
it’s the douchennninggg!!!!!
We should be seeing this ‘bag in the weekly!
red lobster and crabs
If Carrot Top and Quasimodo had a child…
@ Edvis:
The actor that played Kurgen from Highlander is Clancy Brown, and he ended up on the bottom of the sea running The Krabby Patty.
.
Medical Fact.
Me big. Me Iceman. Iceman grunts but doesn’t tan. Iceman stay pink. Me Iceman. Me have spiky hair and can’t get erection even with pretty young thing rubbing on me. Iceman arm bigger than head. Me have Napolean complex so I do reps. Drool.
This is why you don’t bench lift on the french fry counter, kids.
Her face isn’t really the equal of the rest of her. Fortunately, the rest of her looks to be mighty goddamned fine! Still, nice legs, shame about the face.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.
.
If you sawed off his lower torso at the navel and screwed a swivel caster wheel into the base of his spine so that he got around on his hands, I’ll bet that fucker could haul ass faster than a scalded dog.
Denim shorts died it the 80’s; she needs to take them off.
Garth was still sulking over losing his staring match with the Sun.
@DarkSock ^10:37
In the spirit of Toy Story 3’s release, your description has me laughing and thinking back to the original. Can you say Roller Bob?
Goose and Maverick jealous. Iceman finds photo op. Goose is cornholing Maverick furiuosly. Me grunt at her gunt and say me no likey fish. Me like the pink pole.
Iceman’s shirt says:
“I may play catcher for
Mr. Maverick tonight!”
DARKSOCK!
AWESOME!
Looks like he’s been grunting so hard at the Smith Machine that he may have detached a retina…. his right eye is looking for a pharmacy for some Preparation H
Uh, Smith Machine…
.
Hello… knock knock … Is this thing on?
Dennis Quaid got huge on roids
Hungry and disoriented on the high seas, the Somali pirates use their laser sights on their Ak-47’s to target the largest slab of porch beef they have ever seen. Unfortunately, the first shot was a through-and-through which resulted in a deflating of the Iceman and no food for the Somalis.
The only logical happy ending to all this, DB1, is
The Iceman cometh.”
His shirt reads “I May Not Be Mr. Right, But I’ll Fuck You Until He Shows Up”. We’ve been cashing in on douchebaggery for over 15 years over here at Sik World.
The Irish should stay out of the sun,just stay inside and drink themselves to death.
It’s the live action HEAT MISER!!!!
if he’s cruising around the Bering Sea, we can give him some extra Iceman cred just by pushing him overboard.
Uh, Smith Machine…
.
Hello… knock knock … Is this thing on?
I suppose someone already pointed out just how homoerotic “Top Gun” was? Remember the scene when Tom is in his tighty whities leaning over the washroom sink (after Goose dies) and Tom Skerritt enters and stands right behind him? Oi vey.
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