Friday, June 18, 2010

Iceman Finds Love

Pink, ruddy and pumped up Iceman, he of Tuesday’s The Lake Crotch Cactii finds love on a yacht.

Aww. I love a story with a happy ending, lots of ‘roids, and a skin condition.

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am June, 18 WheezerHCwDB said...

I’d condition Becky’s skin with my pearloe vera.

9:37 am June, 18 Don't_Squeeze_The_Douche said...

That’s right Hott, take your left hand and push hard, while putting your right leg behind his left, and you got it…Scrotebag overboard.

9:39 am June, 18 WheezerHCwDB said...

Let’s play “What does Iceman’s shirt say?”

.

“I MAY BUTTHOSE

MR. LIMPET

9:46 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

Iceman’s shirt says:

“I GOBBLE

MR. WHITE’S SCAT”

9:48 am June, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Iceman’s shirt says:

“I WORSHIP

MR. SCROTATO HEAD”

9:51 am June, 18 WheezerHCwDB said...

“I MAY CHOOSE

MR. MIYAGI’S GUNT”

.

Maybe they’re giving these away at the theaters…..?

9:52 am June, 18 WheezerHCwDB said...

“I MACKED ON SPOOGE AT

MR. GLUTTON’S”

9:55 am June, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“I may fellate Mr. White”?

10:02 am June, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

He has an E-Blo type countenance to him, I wonder if it’s his cousin

10:06 am June, 18 bigphatnotadouche said...

IceMan’s shirt says –

“I PEED in a HORSE ONCE”

10:10 am June, 18 Edvis said...

I always wondered where the actor that played Kurgen from Highlander ended up!

10:14 am June, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When it’s dark out, hiding your laser pointer in your ass is never a good idea.

10:24 am June, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“I may have given the rusty trombone to

Mr. Scrotato Head’s dad.”

10:24 am June, 18 C.G. said...

worsening pre-existing skin conditions (like ginger syndrome here) is just another sweet benefit of steroids.

10:25 am June, 18 lucious lupus john loved highlander said...

it’s the douchennninggg!!!!!

10:25 am June, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

We should be seeing this ‘bag in the weekly!

10:27 am June, 18 lucious lupus john sees a 7seas seafood platter stylized his-and-her t-shirts said...

red lobster and crabs

10:31 am June, 18 Crucial Head said...

If Carrot Top and Quasimodo had a child…

10:34 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

@ Edvis:

The actor that played Kurgen from Highlander is Clancy Brown, and he ended up on the bottom of the sea running The Krabby Patty.

.

Medical Fact.

10:34 am June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Me big. Me Iceman. Iceman grunts but doesn’t tan. Iceman stay pink. Me Iceman. Me have spiky hair and can’t get erection even with pretty young thing rubbing on me. Iceman arm bigger than head. Me have Napolean complex so I do reps. Drool.

10:34 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

This is why you don’t bench lift on the french fry counter, kids.

10:35 am June, 18 Deltus said...

Her face isn’t really the equal of the rest of her. Fortunately, the rest of her looks to be mighty goddamned fine! Still, nice legs, shame about the face.

10:37 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.

.

If you sawed off his lower torso at the navel and screwed a swivel caster wheel into the base of his spine so that he got around on his hands, I’ll bet that fucker could haul ass faster than a scalded dog.

10:38 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

Denim shorts died it the 80’s; she needs to take them off.

10:38 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

Garth was still sulking over losing his staring match with the Sun.

10:43 am June, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DarkSock ^10:37

In the spirit of Toy Story 3’s release, your description has me laughing and thinking back to the original. Can you say Roller Bob?

10:45 am June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Goose and Maverick jealous. Iceman finds photo op. Goose is cornholing Maverick furiuosly. Me grunt at her gunt and say me no likey fish. Me like the pink pole.

11:06 am June, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Iceman’s shirt says:

“I may play catcher for

Mr. Maverick tonight!”

11:13 am June, 18 Edvis said...

DARKSOCK!

AWESOME!

11:15 am June, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like he’s been grunting so hard at the Smith Machine that he may have detached a retina…. his right eye is looking for a pharmacy for some Preparation H

11:16 am June, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Uh, Smith Machine

.

Hello… knock knock … Is this thing on?

11:19 am June, 18 Turdacious said...

Dennis Quaid got huge on roids

12:07 pm June, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hungry and disoriented on the high seas, the Somali pirates use their laser sights on their Ak-47’s to target the largest slab of porch beef they have ever seen. Unfortunately, the first shot was a through-and-through which resulted in a deflating of the Iceman and no food for the Somalis.

1:36 pm June, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

The only logical happy ending to all this, DB1, is

The Iceman cometh.”

2:32 pm June, 18 Sik Zach said...

His shirt reads “I May Not Be Mr. Right, But I’ll Fuck You Until He Shows Up”. We’ve been cashing in on douchebaggery for over 15 years over here at Sik World.

7:48 pm June, 18 Stephanie said...

The Irish should stay out of the sun,just stay inside and drink themselves to death.

9:28 am June, 19 JohnnyT said...

It’s the live action HEAT MISER!!!!

5:53 pm June, 19 Steve L. said...

if he’s cruising around the Bering Sea, we can give him some extra Iceman cred just by pushing him overboard.

9:17 pm June, 19 Karina said...

Uh, Smith Machine
.
Hello… knock knock … Is this thing on?

5:43 am June, 21 Tony Ventresca said...

I suppose someone already pointed out just how homoerotic “Top Gun” was? Remember the scene when Tom is in his tighty whities leaning over the washroom sink (after Goose dies) and Tom Skerritt enters and stands right behind him? Oi vey.

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