Monday, June 28, 2010

Irene Huffs Glue, Dates Mr. Dogpoo

Irene promised herself a thousand times she’d never again date a guy with three strips of tiny ant-lines of chin pubes.

But that’s what huffing glue will do to your long term judgment. Which is why it’s a bad thing.

Remember, kids. Say no to huffing glue.

# posted by douchebag1
3:09 pm June, 28 mr.reeve said...

Huffing glue and daddy issues have ruined Irene’s decision making abilities. “Boats & Chodes” is the name of chin pubs’ boat.

Plus, I think I found chin pubs’ brother here.

3:11 pm June, 28 Fatness said...

Mmmmmm….firm, creamy….

.

.

…Ahhhhhh…the pause that refreshes.

3:19 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

The Chinese are onto something with Mass Mandatory Sterilization.

3:36 pm June, 28 Mock Turtle said...

Nice girls don’t make passes,

At guys with those glasses.

3:42 pm June, 28 C.G. said...

Joey Fatone?

3:46 pm June, 28 Anonymous said...

Buffalo Beast secretly photographs the couple for his ever-expanding files.

3:59 pm June, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Huffing chlorine may be more like it.

Buffalo Girls wouldn’t even do that by the light of the moon.

4:00 pm June, 28 Baleen said...

Reminds me of building model airplanes for hours and hours as a kid. The fun wasn’t so much the construction as the buzz I was getting from Testers glue. Good times.

4:04 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Swimming at the local quarry, reminds me of the old days back east.

4:25 pm June, 28 Crucial Head said...

Unfortunately, Dinah and Elmer never saw the toothy smirk on Nessie’s hungry face as she rose from the depths of the Loch at feeding time.

4:30 pm June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t think it’s very nice to accuse someone of using glue to get high. Even if it may be the only possible conceivable reason she would get anywhere near this bloated shit sack of bad decisions stacked on bad taste. Yes, in layman’s terms that means , “Fuck off, the both of ya… get outta my camera”

5:20 pm June, 28 doucheywallnuts said...

Funny she looks like a girl named Irina from one of those former Soviet bloc nations where alcoholism and despair are the biggest exports, with abortions a close third. Despite the fresh face and alabaster complexion her uterus is the size of sousaphone (http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/texts/images/Sousaphone.jpg) with elephant-ear labia from the constant pounding. Mr Dog Poo looks like any other douchebag with the chin anchor, mandanna and earrings…pathetic and depressing. Really how sad is it to be this late to the trend? Maybe the first 10,000 guys who did this could pull it off, but now? Sad…

6:35 pm June, 28 Steve L. said...

i predict that the glue dealer assassination industry will become obscenely profitable in the near future.

8:09 pm June, 28 DouchelandUberAlles said...

Wow, I didn’t know that you could go swimming at a sewer treatment plant. But then again, these people are living proof that shit floats.

8:27 pm June, 28 Troy Tempest said...

They had no idea this was a shark tank.

8:56 pm June, 28 Whoop-di-douche said...

Those old abandoned Monroe County quarries near Bloomington, Indiana in the heart of limestone country are filled with PCB’s and other pollutants, such as douchebags; and sometimes, co-eds feel the need to “help clean up the ecosystem.”

9:22 pm June, 28 massengill said...

Huff paint instead.

I agree with everyone else who has said that they hope that the water behind these two is the polar bear exhibit and they are about to fall in.

11:12 pm June, 28 Stephanie said...

If they don’t get out of the water soon,they will melt.

11:22 pm June, 28 lucious lupus john thinks all men with goatees should dress as policemen in bottomless leather chaps said...

the goatseesaver,

try one and save!

6:08 am June, 29 Tony Ventresca said...

Bleached blonde younger Helen Hunt in a rainbow bikini? Yes please, I’ll take a dozen.

7:03 am June, 29 creature said...

I’d huff her poohole!

2:47 pm June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It looks like she was huffing White Out, not glue.

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