Monday, June 28, 2010
Irene Huffs Glue, Dates Mr. Dogpoo
Irene promised herself a thousand times she’d never again date a guy with three strips of tiny ant-lines of chin pubes.
But that’s what huffing glue will do to your long term judgment. Which is why it’s a bad thing.
Remember, kids. Say no to huffing glue.
Huffing glue and daddy issues have ruined Irene’s decision making abilities. “Boats & Chodes” is the name of chin pubs’ boat.
Plus, I think I found chin pubs’ brother here.
Mmmmmm….firm, creamy….
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…Ahhhhhh…the pause that refreshes.
The Chinese are onto something with Mass Mandatory Sterilization.
Nice girls don’t make passes,
At guys with those glasses.
Joey Fatone?
Buffalo Beast secretly photographs the couple for his ever-expanding files.
Huffing chlorine may be more like it.
Buffalo Girls wouldn’t even do that by the light of the moon.
Reminds me of building model airplanes for hours and hours as a kid. The fun wasn’t so much the construction as the buzz I was getting from Testers glue. Good times.
Swimming at the local quarry, reminds me of the old days back east.
Unfortunately, Dinah and Elmer never saw the toothy smirk on Nessie’s hungry face as she rose from the depths of the Loch at feeding time.
I don’t think it’s very nice to accuse someone of using glue to get high. Even if it may be the only possible conceivable reason she would get anywhere near this bloated shit sack of bad decisions stacked on bad taste. Yes, in layman’s terms that means , “Fuck off, the both of ya… get outta my camera”
Funny she looks like a girl named Irina from one of those former Soviet bloc nations where alcoholism and despair are the biggest exports, with abortions a close third. Despite the fresh face and alabaster complexion her uterus is the size of sousaphone (http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/texts/images/Sousaphone.jpg) with elephant-ear labia from the constant pounding. Mr Dog Poo looks like any other douchebag with the chin anchor, mandanna and earrings…pathetic and depressing. Really how sad is it to be this late to the trend? Maybe the first 10,000 guys who did this could pull it off, but now? Sad…
i predict that the glue dealer assassination industry will become obscenely profitable in the near future.
Wow, I didn’t know that you could go swimming at a sewer treatment plant. But then again, these people are living proof that shit floats.
They had no idea this was a shark tank.
Those old abandoned Monroe County quarries near Bloomington, Indiana in the heart of limestone country are filled with PCB’s and other pollutants, such as douchebags; and sometimes, co-eds feel the need to “help clean up the ecosystem.”
Huff paint instead.
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I agree with everyone else who has said that they hope that the water behind these two is the polar bear exhibit and they are about to fall in.
http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/huffing_paint.jpg
If they don’t get out of the water soon,they will melt.
the goatseesaver,
try one and save!
Bleached blonde younger Helen Hunt in a rainbow bikini? Yes please, I’ll take a dozen.
I’d huff her poohole!
It looks like she was huffing White Out, not glue.